Lucky you I can't even beat off because my peni$ so small that I can't even touch it so I put peanut butter on my peni$ and let my dog lick it off me. after that I put mayonase all over my body and slide across the floor on my belly.
Posted by: l bAlleRliCoius
Posted by: iWalDoE
Being a virgin ,not taking a shower or shaving for72 years. I know I'm cool
Posted by: l bAlleRliCoius
If you post this in the Reach forum people will flame you. If you post this is in the Halo 3 forum people will agree. What have you accomplished?
Well I wack it five times a day while my son with down syndrome drives to Safeway and buys me ramen noodles for the week.
[Edited on 12.04.2010 9:51 PM PST]