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Subject: Laser Wars: The Good Old Days
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This is the one where all the olschool laser wars vets come to retire, and pass out Werther's Originals.

  • 08.19.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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I'm handing out free Oompaloompas. [muttering to self] Once they take them I activate their mind control devices and kill them all!! [/muttering to self] [Evil cackle]

  • 08.19.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Come on...!

This will be just the same as the original.

  • 08.19.2004 7:37 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon sits aboard his disrepaired ship. Midgets, dwarves, and leprechauns mill about with nothing to do. He senses something, something hidden... He looks in the glove box and finds a twelve pack of cheese soda.

  • 08.19.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Come one, Come all!! Free Oompaloompas!! They are midgets on crack so they work twice as hard as a normal midget like myself. (I really am a midget.)

  • 08.19.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Lets all sit around and talk about the new stupid laser wars. [thinking to self] They are falling into my trap. [/thinking to self]

[Edited on 8/19/2004 7:42:55 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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Really?
If not, that's not funny.

  • 08.19.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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I really am.

  • 08.19.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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Let's all just sit in the dark and shout.

  • 08.19.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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oh.

  • 08.19.2004 7:42 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon shakes the cans of the carbonated cheese soda and they begin to fizzle and kapow inside. He smiles evilly as his broken down old ship arrives at byrum's location. As a practical joke, he tosses the cans of cheese soda at byrum like a grenade. They explode and spray cheesey, soda-ey goodness around the room, covering everything in sight.

  • 08.19.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Zeke springs his trap on Byrum using suicide bomber Elvis impersonater Oompaloompas. (Thanks Fragmaster for those in the 2nd Laser War)

  • 08.19.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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He does the same to Cannon.

  • 08.20.2004 7:25 AM PDT
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Flaming runs up and eats your face.

  • 08.20.2004 7:32 AM PDT
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Too bad I have Oompaloompas on my face!! Also, they were covered in poison.

  • 08.20.2004 7:57 AM PDT
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Disgruntled Guy would like a free oompaloompa!

  • 08.20.2004 10:23 AM PDT
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Here you go.

  • 08.20.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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Ajentkay sits on her rock, which has been adapted for super back-support.

  • 08.20.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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Hi Ajentkay, my leader.

[Edited on 8/20/2004 11:50:12 AM]

  • 08.20.2004 11:49 AM PDT
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Hello.

  • 08.20.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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Now we must find Oompaloompa and rule the world!! [Evil cackle]

  • 08.20.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Now we must find Oompaloompa and rule the world!! [Evil cackle]


You go do that! I'm to tired and sore to do it today.

  • 08.20.2004 11:57 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

old school Laser War veterans?? thats me!! i was in the very first one

  • 08.20.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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Me too!! Want a free Oompaloompa??

  • 08.20.2004 12:15 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

um...no thanks. just give me my camo,my old M14,and a rocking chair. no more kids trespassin on my land!!!

  • 08.20.2004 12:17 PM PDT

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