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Subject: Funny/ stupid things in the Halo series.

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

Cpt. Keyes: I don't keep it loaded, so you'll have to find ammo somewhere else.
Thanks, we're all about to die, and make a ginormous series, and I get a pistol with no ammo in it?

  • 12.16.2010 9:18 AM PDT

Yes, I'm a furry. And yes, I like men. So what?


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cpt. Keyes: I don't keep it loaded, so you'll have to find ammo somewhere else.
Thanks, we're all about to die, and make a ginormous series, and I get a pistol with no ammo in it?


Then I happen to run over a pile of invisible ammo as I leave the bridge.

It's always bugged me.

  • 12.16.2010 10:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cpt. Keyes: I don't keep it loaded, so you'll have to find ammo somewhere else.
Thanks, we're all about to die, and make a ginormous series, and I get a pistol with no ammo in it?


Then I happen to run over a pile of invisible ammo as I leave the bridge.

It's always bugged me.
When I did this I was like WTF?

  • 12.16.2010 11:29 AM PDT
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Emile will never switch his weapon from a shotgun, and instead try to snipe them with it.

  • 12.16.2010 11:33 AM PDT
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Miranda Keyes is a dumb-ass in every one of her appearances.

[Edited on 12.16.2010 11:40 AM PST]

  • 12.16.2010 11:40 AM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.


Posted by: Sigma617
Oh don't get me started on " This cave is not a natural formation"

I know it's not a natural formation, who puts lights in a natural formation (grumbles) dumb-ass Cortana.

  • 12.16.2010 11:59 AM PDT

i can only count to jagermeister.

Posted by: The Highwayman48
Miranda Keyes is a dumb-ass in every one of her appearances.
lol this. I always thought her character was terrible.

  • 12.16.2010 12:27 PM PDT


Posted by: RomanGladiator17
Posted by: The Highwayman48
Miranda Keyes is a dumb-ass in every one of her appearances.

"Ma'am, where should they go?"

"To War."

I honestly face-palmed the first time I heard that.


I never understood if she was offering Johnson the weapon or was about to kill him, but I couldn't help but laugh at her failed attempt at rescuing him.

  • 12.16.2010 1:21 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

Cpt. Keyes, your entire family suks. Your daughters a whore, and you just had to die so big, when the other's died like they weren't imbortant, -blam!-!!!!!!

  • 12.16.2010 1:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cpt. Keyes, your entire family suks. Your daughters a whore, and you just had to die so big, when the other's died like they weren't imbortant, -blam!-!!!!!!

well there is Halsey...she asn't done anything stupid...i think...

  • 12.16.2010 2:59 PM PDT

"Concise and devoid of elegance...what I have come to expect from human communication"-Endless Summer

um...the death/deformation of hundreds of children???

  • 12.16.2010 6:18 PM PDT

Halo 2 Mexican Marine, epic lulz over the years.

  • 12.16.2010 6:22 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

"This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it. So it must lead somewhere."

  • 12.16.2010 6:24 PM PDT


Posted by: Metroidman42
um...the death/deformation of hundreds of children???
Not a funny/stupid thing. They did manage to basically take out a huge chunk of the entire covenant army that attacked humanity. (Ex. Over 500 warships)

  • 12.16.2010 6:27 PM PDT

KILL OR BE KILLED!

halo 2:

Level:

Oracle:
"Go arbiter i'll follow you when our reenforcement arrive"

Sacrade Icon:
"Go arbiter ill follow you when our renforcements arrive"

Quartine Zone:
"Go arbiter ill follow you when our renforcements arrive"

The arbiter is always screwed when it somes to renforcements





[Edited on 12.16.2010 6:31 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2010 6:30 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

"Apparently the Covenant don't want us to get over to that thing I'm calling Halo all of a sudden. They have it surrounded with their warships but I'm curious anyway. Do me a favor and go there for me. Oh and take Cortana with you."

"Keyes is right, you should take me with you. If the Covenant get their hands on me they will obtain valuable human information."

"Actually you were just really pissing me off with your robotic technical talk. Oh, Chief, you'll need some help getting to the escape pods. Take this unloaded pistol."

-_- FACEPALM

  • 12.16.2010 6:33 PM PDT

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In time, the tru7h will be revealed.

the grunt on the last level of halo 3. its so fun to listen and then just be like "ok shut up" and shoot him in the forehead. Then you try to go back and realize half the map is gone by then.

  • 12.16.2010 7:36 PM PDT

halo 3: Whichever level that you need to set off a bomb in

Marines: We're with you Chief!
Me: no crap

also: The Marine on Halo Reach (where you fly a falcon) he just goes on and on about nonsense and he doesn't even loop

  • 12.16.2010 7:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Master Penguin5
the grunt on the last level of halo 3. its so fun to listen and then just be like "ok shut up" and shoot him in the forehead. Then you try to go back and realize half the map is gone by then.

that

and emile
good God would hit hurt him to switch weapons every now and then


  • 12.16.2010 7:44 PM PDT


Posted by: HundredJono
Halo 2 Mexican Marine, epic lulz over the years.


Haha, I remember him. One of my favs.

  • 12.16.2010 7:47 PM PDT

Can't we all just get along?

Isn't everybody forgetting the obvious?

Marine on Winter Contingency:
The Covenant is on Reach. I repeat, the Covenant is on Reach.

Oh, I also have that book you wanted Noble 6. I'll deliver it in half an hour.


I swear, that last sentence would have been in place with the tone of voice he said it in.

I also like how if you make a Brute go beserk in Halo 3, get in a Ghost and slowly start backing up, it will chase you around for several minute trying to melee you without having the sense to pull out its gun.

  • 12.17.2010 1:51 AM PDT

Dropping in ODSTs onto the top of the Spirit of Fire. Totally blows my mind.

  • 12.17.2010 5:26 AM PDT

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