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Subject: How's your life going?
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This is the official "How's your life going?" thread. Here you can talk about anything in life. Tell me about your problems. I'll try to help. Or maybe I won't.

  • 08.19.2004 9:02 PM PDT
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I have swering problems you bastard. Sry.

Edit: No wait, I'm not sorry. You...*conscious kicks in*

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:04:02 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:03 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

You have torette's syndrome, spartan.

  • 08.19.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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This is another perfect chance for me to throw out more witty one-liners on suicide.

  • 08.19.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
You have torette's syndrome, spartan.

Blasphemy.

  • 08.19.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: jshine77
How's your life going?


Better than yours.

  • 08.19.2004 9:06 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)
2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

  • 08.19.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Surge
Posted by: jshine77
How's your life going?


Better than yours.

Ouch. But probably true.

  • 08.19.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)
2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

1. People who play basketball should be ashamed to be associated with the sport after the Olympics this year.
2. Same thing happens to me all the time. Here's what you do: Turn -blam!-.

Next question!

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:09:24 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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I have another problem. But why should i address it to you bastard (torettes syndrome?) and some of them are beyond your miniscule comprihension (spelling?). You still didn't help me on my swering problem, go to hell (torettes syndrome).

  • 08.19.2004 9:12 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: jshine77
Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)
2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

2. Same thing happens to me all the time. Here's what you do: Turn -blam!-.

Next question!


I don't like your advice. Someone else please!

Turning -blam!- is [color=red] NOT [/color] an option.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:13:59 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
I have another problem. But why should i address it to you bastard (torettes syndrome?) and some of them are beyond your miniscule comprihension (spelling?). You still didn't help me on my swering problem, go to hell (torettes syndrome).

Tourete's Syndrome: Whenever you feel like swearing, think about how much I enjoy seeing you get angry. You don't want me to have that kind of gratification do you?

Spelling: Type everything you need to type into a word processor of some sort, then spell check it. Before you know it, you'll be spelling everything correctly, and getting all the ladies.

  • 08.19.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother

I don't like your advice. Someone else please!

Turning -blam!- is [color=red] NOT [/color] an option.

Well you could just tell her you big wuss.

  • 08.19.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Turning -blam!- is [color=red] NOT [/color] an option.

Did I say it was an option? I didn't like it at first either, but it's better than wearing a suit made of steaks and walking into a bear's cave. You have to admit it is better than that.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:16:15 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:15 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Seriously! I need serious advice. -blam!- people should bu.... *remembers not to start fights*


Posted by: Banshee Barron

Turning -blam!- is [color=red] NOT [/color] an option.


That's what they all say.

  • 08.19.2004 9:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron

Turning -blam!- is [color=red] NOT [/color] an option.


That's what they all say.

I thought they all said "D'oh!"

  • 08.19.2004 9:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: jshine77
Posted by: Spartan 096
I have another problem. But why should i address it to you bastard (torettes syndrome?) and some of them are beyond your miniscule comprihension (spelling?). You still didn't help me on my swering problem, go to hell (torettes syndrome).

Tourete's Syndrome: Whenever you feel like swearing, think about how much I enjoy seeing you get angry. You don't want me to have that kind of gratification do you?

Spelling: Type everything you need to type into a word processor of some sort, then spell check it. Before you know it, you'll be spelling everything correctly, and getting all the ladies.

What the -blam!- are you talking about? I can't get girls you numbnut!!!!

  • 08.19.2004 9:16 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

<slowly backs away from jshine>

  • 08.19.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
<slowly backs away from jshine>

Another satisfied customer.

  • 08.19.2004 9:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
I have another problem. But why should i address it to you bastard (torettes syndrome?) and some of them are beyond your miniscule comprihension (spelling?). You still didn't help me on my swering problem, go to hell (torettes syndrome).


This isn't my thread but try putting just any word instead of swear words like instead of ass say "fish" and instead of bastard say "bowl of fruit. Just words that sound ridiculous in the context you're using them in and pretty soon you'll think it's just plain funny and forget all about your swearing problem.

CabboseMoose7103 M.D.

BTW I have a B.S. Degree! Hee Hee Hee.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:20:38 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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And jshine77, if you were right in front of me, I would kick you in the balls. Let that be a waring for you when you get 'gratified' from my anger. >:)

  • 08.19.2004 9:18 PM PDT

Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)


Try again next year.

2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.

  • 08.19.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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I'm quite happy. I just started a 5 page flame war over in New Mombasa.

  • 08.19.2004 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
What the -blam!- are you talking about? I can't get girls you numbnut!!!!

In that case, you need to work on your skills. Try punching cows until you level up. Before you know it, you'll be a Lvl. 77 Paladin who gets a different chick every night.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:19:28 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:19 PM PDT

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