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Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Posted by: Spartan 096
I have another problem. But why should i address it to you bastard (torettes syndrome?) and some of them are beyond your miniscule comprihension (spelling?). You still didn't help me on my swering problem, go to hell (torettes syndrome).


This isn't my thread but try putting just any word instead of swear words like instead of ass say "fish" and instead of bastard say "bowl of fruit. Just words that sound ridiculous in the context you're using them in and pretty soon you'll think it's just plain funny and forget all about your swearing problem.

CabboseMoose7103 M.D.

Hey, thanks you bowl of fruit. (what the hell?)

  • 08.19.2004 9:19 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)


Try again next year.

2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.



See jshine? Now that's real advice!

  • 08.19.2004 9:19 PM PDT

Posted by: wambobob
I'm quite happy. I just started a 5 page flame war over in New Mombasa.


That's not that hard. I could do that daily if I really tried (not that I would).

  • 08.19.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)


Try again next year.

2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.


Just remember to do the exact opposite of anything Banshee Barron says and you'll be fine.

  • 08.19.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
And jshine77, if you were right in front of me, I would kick you in the balls. Let that be a waring for you when you get 'gratified' from my anger. >:)

No, you would kick me in the "Fruit basket."

  • 08.19.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)


Try again next year.

2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.


Just remember to do the exact opposite of anything Banshee Barron says and you'll be fine.

How would you defy the second piece of advice anyway?

  • 08.19.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: jshine77
Posted by: Spartan 096
What the -blam!- are you talking about? I can't get girls you numbnut!!!!

In that case, you need to work on your skills. Try punching cows until you level up. Before you know it, you'll be a Lvl. 77 Paladin who gets a different chick every night.

That's not quite what I meant...*shifts uneasily*

  • 08.19.2004 9:22 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

By asking her out, I guess.

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
How would you defy the second piece of advice anyway?


Umm.... turn -blam!-.

  • 08.19.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Posted by: Spartan 096
I have another problem. But why should i address it to you bastard (torettes syndrome?) and some of them are beyond your miniscule comprihension (spelling?). You still didn't help me on my swering problem, go to hell (torettes syndrome).


This isn't my thread but try putting just any word instead of swear words like instead of ass say "fish" and instead of bastard say "bowl of fruit. Just words that sound ridiculous in the context you're using them in and pretty soon you'll think it's just plain funny and forget all about your swearing problem.

CabboseMoose7103 M.D.

Hey, thanks you bowl of fruit. (what the hell?)


Any time, glad to be of service. And be sure to make your next appointment with the receptionist on the way out. Thank you and have a nice day.

  • 08.19.2004 9:23 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Remind me to never ask you guys for advice ever again. And if I do, slap me upside the head.


Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Captain K Mart
How would you defy the second piece of advice anyway?


Umm.... turn -blam!-.

  • 08.19.2004 9:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)


Try again next year.

2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.


Just remember to do the exact opposite of anything Banshee Barron says and you'll be fine.


What is the exact opposite of,

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.

I couldn't figure that one out.

  • 08.19.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
By asking her out, I guess.

Good idea, I should try that myself.

  • 08.19.2004 9:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Captain K Mart
How would you defy the second piece of advice anyway?


Umm.... turn -blam!-.


Oh, I see.

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Posted by: Banshee Barron

What is the exact opposite of,

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.

I couldn't figure that one out.


I was speaking in a general sense.

  • 08.19.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: wambobob
I'm quite happy. I just started a 5 page flame war over in New Mombasa.


That's not that hard. I could do that daily if I really tried (not that I would).

I know but it's satstifying none to less.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Remind me to never ask you guys for advice ever again. And if I do, slap me upside the head.


Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Captain K Mart
How would you defy the second piece of advice anyway?


Umm.... turn -blam!-.

Did you see my advice? Someone said that to me and it worked out for them.

  • 08.19.2004 9:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Banshee Barron

What is the exact opposite of,

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.

I couldn't figure that one out.


I was speaking in a general sense.


Meh, the -blam!- thing works, I guess...

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:26:04 PM]

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: Surge
Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: MCs Brother
My problems are as follows:

1, I didn't make the high school baseball team. ( Just embarrased myself trying out.)


Try again next year.

2. There's this girl I like at school that I don't have the courage to ask out.

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.


Just remember to do the exact opposite of anything Banshee Barron says and you'll be fine.


What is the exact opposite of,

If you don't have the courage, then you don't want to ask her out bad enough.

I couldn't figure that one out.

It's a play on the old adage:
He who is one, does not get any.

*wink*

  • 08.19.2004 9:25 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Were patheic aren't we Spartan? Asking for advice from people over the net.

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Posted by: Spartan 096
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Yess! I've cured another one. That makes ....well.......one. See you didn't swear that time.

  • 08.19.2004 9:26 PM PDT

Posted by: MCs Brother
Were patheic aren't we Spartan? Asking for advice from people over the net.


You bet'che.

  • 08.19.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Were patheic aren't we Spartan? Asking for advice from people over the net.

It's still quite amusing.

  • 08.19.2004 9:27 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Turning -blam!- is sure as hell NOT an option. That's just sick.......

  • 08.19.2004 9:27 PM PDT

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