- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Surge
Posted by: jshine77
How's your life going?
Better than yours.
Indeed.
Reasons why my life is better than yours:
1) I'm happy all of the time.
2) I am very sexy. This has its drawbacks, since I can't help which gender is attracted to me.
3) Aside from me being sexy, I am also in pristine physical condition, both hereditarily and athletically.
4) I'm very intelligent, and have participated in many gifted education programs. I sometimes have to hold back on being smart - what I think to be common knowledge turns out to make others feel as stupid as they actually are.
5) I'm intuative.
6) I have natural skills and talents in almost everything I've ever done.
7) Three bosses from the Honeywell site near where I live have stated, almost guarenteed, that if I became available for work they'd hire me as a test tec. Meaning once I'm out of highschool I'll be working on computer components, wearing a lab coat, getting fully paid college tuition, and making over 15 bucks an hour. That's the benefit of working with them through company charities. :D
8) I can protray multiple personalities, and change who I am to suit the person I'm with. I'm the social chameleon.
9) I have experianced terrible things in my life - yet I prevail stronger and with more courage than most people are capable of.
I got tired of going on about how awesome I am. But remember: no matter how depressed you are, remember that if things DO get better, they'll never be as good as they are for me. Your life is a dwarf in comparison with mine.
Well, you just brutally crushed everyone's spirits... except mine, m'dear Obbi. I'm perfectly content with my life.
It's been scientifically proven that I am teh best.