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Subject: How's your life going?
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Posted by: Surge
Posted by: jshine77
How's your life going?


Better than yours.


Indeed.

Reasons why my life is better than yours:

1) I'm happy all of the time.
2) I am very sexy. This has its drawbacks, since I can't help which gender is attracted to me.
3) Aside from me being sexy, I am also in pristine physical condition, both hereditarily and athletically.
4) I'm very intelligent, and have participated in many gifted education programs. I sometimes have to hold back on being smart - what I think to be common knowledge turns out to make others feel as stupid as they actually are.
5) I'm intuative.
6) I have natural skills and talents in almost everything I've ever done.
7) Three bosses from the Honeywell site near where I live have stated, almost guarenteed, that if I became available for work they'd hire me as a test tec. Meaning once I'm out of highschool I'll be working on computer components, wearing a lab coat, getting fully paid college tuition, and making over 15 bucks an hour. That's the benefit of working with them through company charities. :D
8) I can protray multiple personalities, and change who I am to suit the person I'm with. I'm the social chameleon.
9) I have experianced terrible things in my life - yet I prevail stronger and with more courage than most people are capable of.

I got tired of going on about how awesome I am. But remember: no matter how depressed you are, remember that if things DO get better, they'll never be as good as they are for me. Your life is a dwarf in comparison with mine.

  • 08.19.2004 9:28 PM PDT

Posted by: MCs Brother
Turning -blam!- is sure as hell NOT an option. That's just sick.......


Hey, you asked for advice- you didn't say what kind.

And stick with what I first said.

  • 08.19.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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What do you mean 'we'?

I was once asked on a date when I was 11. *shivers*

  • 08.19.2004 9:29 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Spartan 096
What do you mean 'we'?

I was once asked on a date when I was 11. *shivers*


Could have been worse. Could have been davester asking you out in the forums.

  • 08.19.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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And no I'm not making fun of you Spartan. and there is nothing wrong MC's Brother, with asking people for advice over the internet. Just some of the answers may be a little less than intelligent, for instance mine but hey it works for my friends and me.

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Yeah...*curses under breath*

  • 08.19.2004 9:30 PM PDT

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Surge
Posted by: jshine77
How's your life going?


Better than yours.


Indeed.

Reasons why my life is better than yours:

1) I'm happy all of the time.
2) I am very sexy. This has its drawbacks, since I can't help which gender is attracted to me.
3) Aside from me being sexy, I am also in pristine physical condition, both hereditarily and athletically.
4) I'm very intelligent, and have participated in many gifted education programs. I sometimes have to hold back on being smart - what I think to be common knowledge turns out to make others feel as stupid as they actually are.
5) I'm intuative.
6) I have natural skills and talents in almost everything I've ever done.
7) Three bosses from the Honeywell site near where I live have stated, almost guarenteed, that if I became available for work they'd hire me as a test tec. Meaning once I'm out of highschool I'll be working on computer components, wearing a lab coat, getting fully paid college tuition, and making over 15 bucks an hour. That's the benefit of working with them through company charities. :D
8) I can protray multiple personalities, and change who I am to suit the person I'm with. I'm the social chameleon.
9) I have experianced terrible things in my life - yet I prevail stronger and with more courage than most people are capable of.

I got tired of going on about how awesome I am. But remember: no matter how depressed you are, remember that if things DO get better, they'll never be as good as they are for me. Your life is a dwarf in comparison with mine.



Well, you just brutally crushed everyone's spirits... except mine, m'dear Obbi. I'm perfectly content with my life.

  • 08.19.2004 9:30 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

That evil tourettes syndrome back , spartan?


Posted by: Spartan 096
Yeah...*curses under breath*

  • 08.19.2004 9:32 PM PDT
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MC's brother, uhh, what did you mean by 'we' asking for adivce over the internet?

  • 08.19.2004 9:32 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I meant people in general. Not specific people.

  • 08.19.2004 9:32 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Bed time for me. Gotta go. Night all. It's 11:30 where i live

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:34:47 PM]

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Surge
Posted by: jshine77
How's your life going?


Better than yours.


Indeed.

Reasons why my life is better than yours:

1) I'm happy all of the time.
2) I am very sexy. This has its drawbacks, since I can't help which gender is attracted to me.
3) Aside from me being sexy, I am also in pristine physical condition, both hereditarily and athletically.
4) I'm very intelligent, and have participated in many gifted education programs. I sometimes have to hold back on being smart - what I think to be common knowledge turns out to make others feel as stupid as they actually are.
5) I'm intuative.
6) I have natural skills and talents in almost everything I've ever done.
7) Three bosses from the Honeywell site near where I live have stated, almost guarenteed, that if I became available for work they'd hire me as a test tec. Meaning once I'm out of highschool I'll be working on computer components, wearing a lab coat, getting fully paid college tuition, and making over 15 bucks an hour. That's the benefit of working with them through company charities. :D
8) I can protray multiple personalities, and change who I am to suit the person I'm with. I'm the social chameleon.
9) I have experianced terrible things in my life - yet I prevail stronger and with more courage than most people are capable of.

I got tired of going on about how awesome I am. But remember: no matter how depressed you are, remember that if things DO get better, they'll never be as good as they are for me. Your life is a dwarf in comparison with mine.



Well, you just brutally crushed everyone's spirits... except mine, m'dear Obbi. I'm perfectly content with my life.

It's been scientifically proven that I am teh best.

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*curses even more under breath*

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Posted by: Spartan 096
Yeah...*curses under breath*


Hey you said you wanted advice, so i gave it to you. Whether or not you use it is entirely up to you.

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Well, you just brutally crushed everyone's spirits... except mine, m'dear Obbi. I'm perfectly content with my life.


People who so fanatically beleive in their own superiority are, quite simply, wrong. Unless it's me. ^_^

Thank you for your time. You may now go back to your menial lives.

...I suppose Obbi's self-infatuation is warranted, however. He is a helluva lot smarter than most people.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 9:37:32 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 9:36 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Funny tourettes syndrome video

  • 08.19.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Hey, I didn't say the curses outloud, you bowl of fruit.
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Yeah...*curses under breath*


Hey you said you wanted advice, so i gave it to you. Whether or not you use it is entirely up to you.

  • 08.19.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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*hisses*

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I have beer. I have friends. I have Halo. PAX is like next week, which means Halo 2. Life is damn good.

  • 08.19.2004 9:45 PM PDT
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I'll send a couple o' ladies over. ;) g'night.

  • 08.19.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
I'll send a couple o' ladies over. ;) g'night.


You said that to me and I believed you until they take off their clothes. Don't just take their word and check this time.

  • 08.19.2004 9:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: Spartan 096
I'll send a couple o' ladies over. ;) g'night.


You said that to me and I believed you until they take off their clothes. Don't just take their word and check this time.

Remember: A woman is just a man sans-wiener.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 10:03:22 PM]

  • 08.19.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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Man, you guys are sick.

  • 08.19.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: jshine77
Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: Spartan 096
I'll send a couple o' ladies over. ;) g'night.


You said that to me and I believed you until they take off their clothes. Don't just take their word and check this time.

Remember: A woman is just a man sans-wiener.


Wrong, a woman is much more highly evolved than a man. There are not only obvious physical differences to back this, but the psyhcological gap is a dead give away.

To put it in a way you can understand, men look and act like prehistoric troglodytes. Should a woman act this way would imply that she was obviously raised solely by men. A man's physique is generally boxy and larger than the female counterpart showing a much stronger resemblance to 'cavemen.'


Yeah, I'm bored. But that comment, sarcastic or not, was just lame.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 10:33:17 PM]

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Posted by: Surge
Posted by: jshine77
Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: Spartan 096
I'll send a couple o' ladies over. ;) g'night.


You said that to me and I believed you until they take off their clothes. Don't just take their word and check this time.

Remember: A woman is just a man sans-wiener.


Wrong, a woman is much more highly evolved than a man. There are not only obvious physical differences to back this, but the psyhcological gap is a dead give away.

To put it in a way you can understand, men look and act like prehistoric troglodytes. Should a woman act this way would imply that she was obviously raised solely by men. A man's physique is generally boxy and larger than the female counterpart showing a much stronger resemblance to 'cavemen.'


Yeah, I'm bored. But that comment, sarcastic or not, was just lame.

To quote Steve Martin:
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse ME!

Besides, I was talking about exterior anatomy, not psychological differences too.

[Edited on 8/19/2004 10:37:40 PM]

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