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On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
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Posted by: Wolverfrog
It's obvious what happened.
Johnson is a Spartan I, and due to a genetic modification has a resistance to the Flood. After his death once the Master Chief had left, a Flood form somehow (read: magic) found its way into the control room and tried to infect him. It reanimated the body but couldn't assimilate him into one of the Flood. Johnson wakes up, kills the Flood form and is now on a Halo ring about to explode.
Now that we've explained how he came back to life in a plausible manner, its time to detail his escape from Halo. You see, Mendicant Bias with the arrival of the keyship on the Ark has pieced himself back together, and is atoning for his sins. He somehow (once again, read: magic) holds up the control room as it's collapsing and talks to Johnson. Short, B-rate dialogue takes place.
Then Mendicant Bias teleports John away from the Ark to Sanghelios (the journey for some reason taking a few months) where Johnson and Mendicant rescue the Master Chief from the Sangheili, who have waged war against humanity again for shaky reasons.
And that's how Johnson remains alive.Everything but the elites warring I liked.