"Question. Which Spartan is best?"
"That's a ridiculous question."
"False. Master Chief."
"Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought."
"Spartans shoot Sangheili. Spartans. Sangheili.....Battle Star Galactica."
HIS NAME IS LIL! WHAT THE HELL? THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME HAPPY. A MAN NAMED LIL CAN'T PLAY MASTER CHIEF!!!
Goddamn. If this isn't fake, I'm going to Hulk-out and smash, well, most every thing.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH