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Subject: An Energy Sword General is now in your house.
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"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex

What do?

  • 12.23.2010 7:06 AM PDT

Screaming mostly, followed by some light dieing.

  • 12.23.2010 7:15 AM PDT

Many gave their lives so that we could live on. I intend to honor them by remembering them. Remember Cyborg. Remember John. Remember Noble.

I embark on a epic quest to find a Plasma Pistol.
After that, all I need is a knife.

[Edited on 12.23.2010 7:20 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2010 7:18 AM PDT

"Unfortunetly, strangers do have the best candy."

Jokes on him, I'm at work.

  • 12.23.2010 7:22 AM PDT

Brute Strength: If it doesn't work, USE MORE OF IT!

arent elites like 8 feet tall? more than that sometimes?
im 6 foot 3 and hit my head on stuff all the time so i dont think id have to do anything but wonder how the big b@st@rd got in:P


and then watch him kill himself by hitting his head on ceilings

  • 12.23.2010 7:26 AM PDT

I'm agent Nahman Jayden, eff-bee-eye.


Posted by: ShadowRayne
Jokes on him, I'm at work.

  • 12.23.2010 7:27 AM PDT
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"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex


Posted by: ShadowRayne
Jokes on him, I'm at work.


When you get home?

  • 12.23.2010 7:31 AM PDT

"Unfortunetly, strangers do have the best candy."

Report a sword wielding maniac in my house and have police/swat meet me there.

  • 12.23.2010 7:51 AM PDT

get him to stop chasing me by hitting him in the face with a batand then play all of the halo games in exact order to show him what is going to happen...then stop the Halo events before they begin...or should I?

  • 12.23.2010 7:54 AM PDT
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Ba1d Hero

I have Master Chief on speed dial. (He is #7 on my speed dial).
When the Chief shows up I start *WORTING* in front of the Elite.

After the Chief dispatches the Elite we take turns T-Bagging him.

Followed by a conversation about how inferiour Chuck Norris is compared to the Master Chief.

  • 12.23.2010 8:09 AM PDT

And so, Achronos lifted the banhammer high above his head, exclaming "You shall not sully these forums again!" And with one, deft blow, he brought the banhammer down upon the offender, and slew him.

Bah, what's the point? You're only goingt to troll, flame or E-raip me.

Can I ask something? How many shotgun shells does it take to kill this "General"? Because he'd get stuck and all I'd need to do is empty a -blam!-load of 12 gauge into him.

[Edited on 12.23.2010 8:11 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2010 8:11 AM PDT

shot with over charged plasma pistol punch then shotgun to the dome, cut off head place on shield with swords on it, over fire place :D

[Edited on 12.23.2010 8:18 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2010 8:17 AM PDT
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Share a cup a tea with him since he made it to Earth safely.

  • 12.23.2010 8:18 AM PDT

Yeah, we still believe in all the things that we stood by before.
I know, to everything we've seen here, maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones and we were not the first.
And unapologetically we stand behind each word.

Id try to run and get stabbed in the back.

  • 12.23.2010 8:30 AM PDT


Posted by: ShadowRayne
Report a sword wielding maniac in my house and have police/swat meet me there.


lol, they'll be target practice for the Elite.

OT: grab the chainsaw in my garage

  • 12.23.2010 8:36 AM PDT

I'd wip out mace windu's lightsaber that he dropped and get killed trying to fight that elite.

  • 12.23.2010 8:37 AM PDT

The trick to life is...

laugh at him as he gets his stupidly oversized helmet stuck in my house

  • 12.23.2010 8:51 AM PDT

[Insert awesome signature here]

take him out with my .270 Winchester, and survival knife.

  • 12.23.2010 9:01 AM PDT

Offer him some coffee.

  • 12.23.2010 9:16 AM PDT

Scandinavian Master Race!

You wanna play Halo:CE?

  • 12.23.2010 9:19 AM PDT

Tell him how impractical his weapon is.

  • 12.23.2010 9:22 AM PDT

Make him Brekfeast and chat over Coffe

  • 12.23.2010 9:26 AM PDT


Posted by: petarded2
Tell him how impractical his weapon is.
How is it impractical? It is pretty effective.

  • 12.23.2010 9:26 AM PDT

Mike Lowery: [singing] Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?
[Marcus starts ad-libbing the first verse]
Mike Lowery: Dude, you gotta learn the words.
Marcus Burnett: We usually only do the chorus

Walk out the house,sorted!

  • 12.23.2010 9:30 AM PDT

Wake me when the jews are gone.

show that the great journey is a lie he will enter depression and kill me

  • 12.23.2010 10:02 AM PDT

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