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Subject: An Energy Sword General is now in your house.
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ill take my remington 700 30/30 and quick scope him in his head after i unload 5 rounds of 12 gauge slug shot on is shields.

  • 12.23.2010 5:00 PM PDT

i would yell somthing in spanish, and while it is distracted, i would grab a lamp, and K-O it... Then I yell for Kat to come out of my closet, and she starts t-bagging him.

  • 12.23.2010 5:09 PM PDT

Hide, and try and assassinate him with one of my sister's many knives.

If he's friendly, offer him a drink.

  • 12.23.2010 6:05 PM PDT

I'd like to believe I'd put up a fight (since being an Elite, it would have less mercy if I surrendered). But most likely -blam!- my pants, faint, and be evicerated by an angry alien.

  • 12.23.2010 6:35 PM PDT

"How'd you get past the US military? Anyway, you're obviously in the wrong house. I suppose you don't play video games?" Proceed to kick his arse at Halo 1/2/3/Reach... and show him the last level of H2. Sangheili finds out that not only the Prophets are whooping them in space combat somewhere in the galaxy, the Prophets, if they succeed, would force the Sangheili to commit genocide on a species that was chosen by the Forerunners.

Note: this is the friendly scenario.

Now the offensive scenario:

Duck under the Sangheili as it charges, grab onto the back armor, and proceed stabbing in the back, between the armor. Cripple the Sangheili, then show him mercy-but take the Energy Sword. Then show him the ending of H2. And Halo ODST. While he's hogtied to a chair or something.

  • 12.23.2010 7:16 PM PDT

I put on my armor and charge my shields then he gives me a sword and we have an epic sword battle then we teabag the ground while hitting it until I accidentally hit him while trying to hit the ground.

  • 12.23.2010 7:21 PM PDT

Can someone explain this to me so that it makes some goddamned sense?

Grab the Energy Sword hanging on my wall and proceed with "Swish swish stab".

  • 12.23.2010 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: tuckers baby
dial the chuck norris hotline

no no no just tell him you know sgt. jhonson and if you dont give you that sword then we mite need to get a. j in here 'bip bap bam'

  • 12.23.2010 10:07 PM PDT
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-blam!- it let me do me spatan moves smgs out of holsters back fip shilds down dis arm and chuck noriss assasin from reach *slash spin and kick out of my -blam!- door

  • 12.23.2010 10:11 PM PDT

Die.

  • 12.23.2010 10:13 PM PDT

Teach him to have human emotions, thus incapacitating him. Probably try to drink him under the table, teach him to be jealous/want to have sex, or to over-eat.

Star Trek solves every problem.

  • 12.23.2010 10:29 PM PDT

"Were it so easy..." -Thel Vadame.

We would end up going outside to play in the snow. Later come in with hot chocolate and bake cookies! <33






-_-?

  • 12.23.2010 10:59 PM PDT

Walk outside?

  • 12.24.2010 12:10 AM PDT

i like bungie.net

i would hope its after the great schism.

  • 12.24.2010 3:31 AM PDT

I would like to be a Mythic Member, or a mod.

REALLY BAD. I believe I deserve it, I am very loyal to the dear Bungie forums and want to keep everything in tip-top shape. Its always a real pleasure to be on the forums and I want to be recognized here.

Growl at him, then touch his split lip.

  • 12.24.2010 4:06 AM PDT

Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man.
But sooner or later, the man who wins
Is the man who thinks he can.

I scare the -blam!- out of him with my wallpaper of an elite getting his ass kicked, and then make him my bodyguard.

  • 12.24.2010 4:11 AM PDT

Dark Neptune, a young amateur astronomer whose gaming life is no different from other teenagers of his age, though he controls it more strictly then others.

I would perform Inception on him.

  • 12.24.2010 7:16 AM PDT

aRm0r l0cK iz ghey.


Posted by: halo3genius
What do?


Clearly I am either already dead or dying.

  • 12.24.2010 7:23 AM PDT
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I would have a tea party with him.
Get his cellphone number.
Be best buddies with him.
Go to a Krispy Kreme in China with him.
Leave him there with nothing but energy sword.
Watch the news and laugh when he dies from the Military.

  • 12.24.2010 7:51 AM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


Posted by: Stephen Gaffney
Share a cup a tea with him since he made it to Earth safely.
Would I be invited?

  • 12.24.2010 2:11 PM PDT
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I like the Mk V armor.

Hm. Either shoot him with 300, 375, C45, C44, AK47, M16AI, 8 gauge, or cut the wiring to my oven and watch him burn when I turn it on with my remote.

Or, if he's at my house after work, and I see him cause my front door is a big window, call police, grab my extra C45, help them destroy it with little effort considering it's huge and trying to get out and than charge at us. We cut him down with a few 12 gauges, one auto gun I can't remember, and a few more magnums(2) and pistols( don't know, every cop in my town has a pistol on 'em).

Or, have some Tea with him, and discuss religon, and proceed to get my head cut off by him when I am considered a heretic.

Or, play Halo with him and find out he likes playstation games better. I tell him to let me grab the PS3, come out with it but shoot him as he kneels down grab it.

Yep. He gets screwed three times. Me once, but he later gets screwed when he, 500 years later, is promoted to Feild Master of the Covenant Army. He dies to the hands of Six on Reach.

  • 12.24.2010 2:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Tell him that Obama is a heretic and speaks blashemy about the Great Journey, and holds the key to the Cartographer that has data of where all the Halo Installations are. I then proceed to get a Mountain Dew and some popcorn then drive him to D.C.

  • 12.24.2010 4:53 PM PDT

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