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Subject: Twas the Night Before Pwnmas

I almost forgot to repost this, ive been so busy.Yet,id never forget my favorite community.Even if it is at the last minute.I am sorry I could not write one for Reach but this still has its luster even after a year has past.
To Bungie,

Twas the Night Before Pwnmas:By Joseph West aka haloboy aka haloboi.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a sound could be heard but the click of my mouse.
The noobs tried to run,the noobs tried to hide,
but no matter what they'd find their ass fried.

The campers all nestled, all up in their spreads,
until they would find,bullets in heads.
Just as one said "Holy Crap",
he fell to the floor in a permanent dirt nap.

When all of a sudden there was a large clatter,
a Warthog drove by adding another car splatter.
Away from the window I had my guy dash,
for the Missle Pod,right before I saw the noob crash.

There is a lesson here,so listen and know,
always check your radar,shields and surroundings so.
There is also a lesson,one true in fear,
watch out for the Rocket its pain is severe.

With a little ole gun so bloody and sick,
I knew at that moment, it was a BR Boom Stick.
More rapid then two shots,take one to the brain,
my Sniper Rifle puts your BR to shame.

Now,Plasma and Spike,Frag and Flame grenade.
On Gravlift and Tripmine,Drainer,Bubble;well played.

When all is ground work,well look to the sky.
As you can see my Banshee can fly.
But,lets not forget about my Chopper and Ghost too,
They have turbo boost,to splatter your goo.

All of a sudden I heard a large *hoof*,
twas a Scorpion Tank,driving off of a roof.
I made sure I ran all the way back,
for a Spartan Laser,ill prepare my teasack.

Oh,the bodies how they do sprinkle,
I unzip my armor and take a quick tinkle.
But,there is something that these nubs should know,
the Plasma Sword burns,with a lunging I go.

Yes,theres the Shotgun,Regen,and Hammer to speak,
dont forget the Prowler,AR and the Plasma Rifles weak.
So I get out my Magnum and Spiker so merry!
They all laugh,so hard and I turn them to jelly.

There was something they forgot,that I took off the shelf.
It was a Fuel Rod Cannon, that fired myself.
A glare in my eye and a twist of your head,
One melee punch,and youll wish you were dead.

They speak not a word,when I get to work,
Beam Rifle,Carbine,S Beam and Brute Shot I forget not, jerk.
Aside from the Mongoose and Hornet,it shows,
A shot from the Wraith,will clear out those hoes.

I sprang with my Mauler,and a Plasma Pistol,
so I switch out my guns,to hear the Needler whistle.
Someone threw a Radar Jammer and Flare,oh what a fright,
I whipped out the Flamethrower,to burn bodies all night.

Love,
The one and only haloboy.

  • 12.25.2010 12:38 AM PDT

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I lol'd

But seriously... get out more

  • 12.25.2010 2:32 AM PDT

Your comment to "get out more" intrigues me.Seeing as how writing a simple Christmas story,Halo themed, must be so hard for some to do.

  • 12.25.2010 9:53 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

Very nice!

  • 12.25.2010 1:32 PM PDT