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Subject: microsoft in 2552.
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what do you think would have happened to microsoft in the halo universe in this year.

  • 12.25.2010 9:11 PM PDT
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The Covenant take over Microsoft.

  • 12.25.2010 10:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zoroark1214
The Covenant take over Microsoft.
Other way round.

  • 12.25.2010 10:28 PM PDT

Bill Gates the 78th will have conquered the whole galaxy with Mircosoft.

  • 12.25.2010 11:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: HundredJono
Bill Gates the 78th will have conquered the whole galaxy with Microsoft.


I can see it now...

"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates_LXXVIII_of_Micr osoft"

[Edited on 12.26.2010 1:50 AM PST]

  • 12.26.2010 1:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: StP Scar
Sounds like a bunch of Justin Bieber wannabes in here. I bet you all wear skinny jeans too.

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Posted by: HundredJono
Bill Gates the 78th will have conquered the whole galaxy with Microsoft.


I can see it now...

"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates_LXXVIII_of_Micr osoft"

Too bad the FCC will censor out the part where Bill Gates the 1st made a deal with the devil for his 78th grandson's power.

  • 12.26.2010 2:06 AM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact

ONI will destroy microsoft and replace it with somethin else

  • 12.26.2010 6:05 AM PDT

micro owns oni and the unsc

  • 12.26.2010 6:45 AM PDT

They take over the world.

  • 12.26.2010 7:39 AM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

No Microsoft... only Disney...

  • 12.26.2010 7:40 AM PDT

"If you bring your sword to bear harm upon us, with claws and fangs, we will exact a toll."

"An organic life contact-purpose humanoid interface created by the Data Interface Thought Entity which supervises this galaxy, that would be me."

I'm Chinese, but I'm not born in China, I'm Singaporean. Which would explain my relative fluency in both English and Mandarin.

I guess it would have destroyed Apple, if it even manages to survive that long. Either that, or it bought Apple over, and forced its users into having to RIGHT CLICK!

HAHAHAHAHA!

  • 12.26.2010 8:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: danoob
I guess it would have destroyed Apple, if it even manages to survive that long. Either that, or it bought Apple over, and forced its users into having to RIGHT CLICK!

HAHAHAHAHA!
lol. I can't imagine... starbucks.

  • 12.26.2010 8:38 AM PDT

Microsoft will buy out the Covenant.

  • 12.26.2010 8:48 AM PDT

Bungie will have taken over the world then ):

[Edited on 12.26.2010 8:58 AM PST]

  • 12.26.2010 8:58 AM PDT

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Microsoft will attempt to transport all of Microsoft owners, software, and materials to Mars in the year 2465 with a transport frigate. Microsoft ceased to exist a couple days later due to the death of all members on board. They apparently got frustrated having to write a 5 page essay on why you want to run a program and frequent blue screens on the newly released frigate operating system "Chimney 15", and simply thought it would make life easier to throw themselves into a vacuum outside the ship then to last 5 more days on a the ship with that kind of an operating system.

  • 12.26.2010 9:24 AM PDT

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Microsoft will rule the world with an iron fist because of our dependence on machines

  • 12.26.2010 9:57 AM PDT

They changed their name to ONI in 2496.

  • 12.26.2010 10:12 AM PDT

Starbucks will have expanded its empire so large by 2496 that it will establish Oni to take down Microsoft, so it can have a monopoly in computer technology. It does this by putting nicotine in microsoft employees's coffees to make them addicted to starbucks' coffee. Than the employees will join Oni so that they can have more of the coffee, which will cause Bill Gates the 82nd to go bankrupt.

  • 12.26.2010 10:20 AM PDT

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Bill Gates would live as a brain in a jar commanding his army, and Microsoft would have evolved into something like SkyNet from Terminator and activated Halo killing everything.

  • 12.26.2010 1:24 PM PDT

I have seen the light... It was green, flashy, and attached to a network interface card...
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There will be no Microsoft in 2552. They will have broken down in late 2030, on account of every division leaving to form their own company, much like what Bungie did. The kernel programmers will all go to Oracle and Novell. Google will pick up the rest of the programmers. The hardware guys will be picked up by HP and Dell. There may be some that go to Apple. And Microsoft Game Studios will join up here.

  • 12.26.2010 5:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: cph645
what do you think would have happened to microsoft in the halo universe in this year.


Google will own everything by 2200

  • 12.26.2010 6:02 PM PDT

Microsoft will have become a charity, to teach mac users how to right click.

  • 12.26.2010 9:06 PM PDT

"If you bring your sword to bear harm upon us, with claws and fangs, we will exact a toll."

"An organic life contact-purpose humanoid interface created by the Data Interface Thought Entity which supervises this galaxy, that would be me."

I'm Chinese, but I'm not born in China, I'm Singaporean. Which would explain my relative fluency in both English and Mandarin.

Posted by: Buzz the Fuzz
Bungie will have taken over the world then =)

  • 12.27.2010 12:30 AM PDT
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Microsoft=The Covenant

[Edited on 12.27.2010 4:35 AM PST]

  • 12.27.2010 4:35 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Microsoft changes its name to ONI

  • 12.27.2010 6:03 AM PDT

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