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Subject: HEEEELP!!!
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yes i know my subject is in all caps but i had to get some attension, im in desprate need. to make a long story short i was really late getting home from my g/f house and now me mom is ed. so i need a poem that says im sorry, specifically one that talks about mabey trust and remorse. so if any of you know a good site, give me a link or hell just write one. get in touch with your mushy side or sumtin but i need help.

  • 08.20.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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to salve this problem, dont appologize. blame your mom for being so strict.

  • 08.20.2004 3:07 PM PDT

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"Girl, I love you girl. Girl, there's gotta be something more. Girl, It's over. Girl, come back to me. Girl, I like boys." Or something like that.

  • 08.20.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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My favorite:

"Roses are red, violets are blue, You have a nose like a B-52"

  • 08.20.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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How about the song about Mothers Day, off of Blink 182's Take off your Pants and Jacket ( I think its that one)

  • 08.20.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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My favorite:

"Roses are red, violets are blue, You have a nose like a B-52"

Not it's time for Atsumi's collecton of poems.

Roses are Red
Violets are not
I think you're hot

Roses are Red
Violets are Pink
I sure hope
my breath don't stink.

  • 08.20.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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Don't listen to anyone but me I'm the award winning poet here:

Oh Mother Oh mother why are you mad
You know it was the dog that was bad
You're mad at me cause I'm late
I was having an important date
But you wouldn't know cause dad divorced you
For you getting dumped is nothing new.
The point is that I with my heart deeply apologize
and that you need to stop ordering your food supersize



[Edited on 8/20/2004 8:41:37 PM]

  • 08.20.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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Wow. Just, wow. I could go into how unethical your post is; adding a big fat lie onto your list of crimes to your mother, shame on you. But that's not my job. My job is to nag about the crappy job you did on making your post. I correct you in an annoying manner, then claim total neutrality. Here's what I would have written:Yes, I know my subject is in all caps but I had to get some attention; I'm in desperate need. To make a long story short I was really late getting home from my g/f house and now me mom is ed.(?) So I need a poem that says I'm sorry, specifically one that talks about trust and remorse. So if any of you know a good site, give me a link or hell just write one. Get in touch with your mushy side or something, but I need help.

  • 08.20.2004 8:40 PM PDT