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Subject: GreenChief Meets a Squirrel!
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Now, perhaps some of you may remember when I referred to my squirrel incident on different occasions. Well, now is the time to tell the tale. A tale, about a squirrel, and a GreenChief...

June, 2001. It was a nice day. A sunny day. A day where nothing could possibly go wrong!

Or so one would think.

I was heading over to Scott's house. I usually take some mode of transport, but today was too nice. I decided to walk.

Well, I thought it would be a good idea to cut through the park. A Dallas park on a sunny June day is very pleasant.

As I exited the park, I turned left to walk down the sidewalk. I only had to make one turn on the sidewalk. That one turn would change my life.

I turned the corner and kept walking. Now, I could've gone around this building, but my little stroll through the park had made me a little late. So I thought it would be a great idea to go between these two buildings.

Between these buildings were some trees. Oak, I believe, and as I walked through the trees, was when the incident occurred.

A damned squirrel, I'm assuming, was trying to jump from one tree to another, and I had moved in it's way.

This caused a bit of mid-air squirrel/GreenChief contact.

For what I guess about four seconds, there was a damned squirrel running all over me, sqeaking and making little squirrel noises... While I was shrieking like a little girl.

I had no idea what was going on! Then, I saw it jump off me and race up a tree.

I told Scott about my squirrel affair. He still laughs at me.

Well, that's my story about GreenChief and the squirrel. And let this be a lesson to you, don't go between trees while squirrels are about. Or they'll attack you.

  • 08.20.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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I have the problem of screaming like a girl.

  • 08.20.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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Right.

[Edited on 8/20/2004 3:10:57 PM]

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Everyone shrieks like a girl when being attacked by a menacing fuzzy rodent.

  • 08.20.2004 3:12 PM PDT

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Meh heh heh heh... That was pretty funny!

  • 08.20.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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as long as its ok, im happy.







HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! YOU GOT VIOLATED BY A SQUIRREL!!! HAHAHAH!!!!

  • 08.20.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Did those guys stab you in the leg after that? Maybe it was a trained attack squirrel.



This was in Texas. Right before I moved to the land of GreenChief-stabbing skinheads.

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Squirrels do that sometimes. They once pelted my friend and me cause we kept shaking their tree.

  • 08.20.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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i am nice to squirels, squirrels are nice to me.





HAHAHAHHA! YOU GOT MAULED BY A SQUIRREL!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!

  • 08.20.2004 3:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dave Ender
Squirrels do that sometimes. They once pelted my friend and me cause we kept shaking their tree.


Pelted you with what? ...

  • 08.20.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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Acorns I assume.

  • 08.20.2004 3:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: GreenChief
Acorns I assume.


They coulda played New York Pidgeon.

  • 08.20.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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They're probably too busy robbing old ladies and smuggling -blam!- from Bolivia.

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Posted by: GreenChief
They're probably too busy robbing old ladies and smuggling -blam!- from Bolivia.


we've all been there. jk

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Squirrels are one of the most underestimated animals on the face of the earth. Sure they look energetic and friendly, but all that franticness is really because they are about to snap. I was once killed by a pack of derranged squirrels.

  • 08.20.2004 8:02 PM PDT

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Poor Greenchief.

My grandpa had this pecan tree in his front yard, and every time the pecans would the start to get ripe, the damn squirrels would eat every last one of them. My grandpa would literally sit infront of the front porch window and shoot the ones he saw with an air soft gun. That didn't work. In fact it made the squirrels mad. They would pelt his pickup truck (which was parked underneath the tree) with pecan shells. His final solution: cut the whole damn tree down.

True Story. Every last word of it.

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Heh. I had a squirrel in my house once.

  • 08.20.2004 8:05 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

One time when my grandmother went into her attic, a squirrel jumped on her face. Much screaming and running ensued. Kinda like the squirrel scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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Bah! I hatre those damn squirrels! I hate them so much I wrote a poem about them:

I believe that squirrels are dumb
They shouldn't be allowed to live
I believe they are useless
They just eat nuts all day
I believe they should be hunted down
They probably wouldn't care
I believe they are extremely stupid
They are stupid animals for a stupid poem.

  • 08.20.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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I have two stories involving squirrels one is my grandfather would put saucers of alcholol outside and the squirrels would drink it and be drunk and they always missed when they jumped and would wobble around. My second it much crueler my one friend had a squirrel in his mothers garden so to get it out since it was destroying the garden. He got and well lets say the squirrel is now in squirrel heaven or hell...

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