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Subject: Funny RvB quotes
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I've seen every RvB thats been posted. They say some funny crap. Post ne thing i leave out.
Theres sumthing on your head.
Like a spider? get it off!
No, its blue
Like a blue spider? Get it off!

-blam!- berries...

I dont need a weapon to kill you.

Plan? I dont like that word. Y cant we just have a strategy . Or a mission statement?

  • 05.07.2004 8:30 AM PDT
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Doc, go over to blue base and kill veryone there
I cant do that, im a pacifist
You mean a pacifier?
No, thats a thing that babiees suck on
DUDE, thats a paedophile!
No dude, i was thinking of something completely different!

  • 05.07.2004 9:12 AM PDT
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Church - I'm just so mad about these err, goddamn blues out here, they got me so goddamn mad, I could spit *spits in helmet*
Griff - Um sir? did you just spit inside your own helmet?
Er, yeah, I guess I did,
Permission to speak freely sir?
Go ahead,
That's really -blam!-ing gross.

That's my funniest quote, but it's all good.

  • 05.07.2004 9:37 AM PDT
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There is already a place for the Quotes of Red vs Blue

  • 05.07.2004 10:16 AM PDT
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that doc pacifist one is totaly screwed up

  • 05.07.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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This has already been done, stop please.

  • 05.07.2004 10:44 AM PDT
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Where is it? if it's off the first 3 or 4 pages then shotgunmc333 has the right not to know that it happened. Plus I didn't post in the last thread, so I decided to do it in this one.

[Edited on 5/7/2004 11:15:32 AM]

  • 05.07.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: pablofrogo
Where is it? if it's off the first 3 or 4 pages then shotgunmc333 has the right not to know that it happened. Plus I didn't post in the last thread, so I decided to do it in this one.


Thank u pablofrogo

  • 05.07.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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Caboose's impression of people:
Tucker: I'm going to go look for girls now!
Church: YOU BUTT WIPING ASS MONKEYS! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND SO GO -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-!!!

  • 05.07.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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Episode 29

Caboose- Hurry, Hurry, Hurry fix the tank so i can say hello to shelia.
AND START KILLING EVERY ONE

Tucker- You mean all the reds right?

Caboose- of course.
FOR STARTERS

  • 05.08.2004 6:33 AM PDT
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My signature has my favorite RvB quote.

[Edited on 5/8/2004 11:03:12 PM]

  • 05.08.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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Sheila-Thank You for activating the (something) Main Battle Tank.
Church-La Tanke...GRANDE!
(cannon Fire)
Simmons-son of a -blam-
Grif-Son of a -blam-
Church-(in spanish) son of a -blam-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I also love....

Caboose- Why don't Tucker and I force Lopez to fix my Girlfriend!
Tucker- What?!
Church- You Retard!
Caboose- I mean te beutiful tank lady that means absolutely nothing to me.

  • 05.08.2004 11:11 PM PDT
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Caboose- The two red ones are leaving and the purple one...(O'mally)I think he's going to attack.

Tucker- What? That little -blam-?!

Caboose- it must be some sort of...brain washing technique!

Dofrane- hey! Can I stay with you guys?

Caboose- I knew it! We're all gonna die!(O'mally) Starting with you!(points sniper to back of Tucker's head).

  • 05.08.2004 11:16 PM PDT