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Posted by: Harknara
Do any of you half-witted ignoramuses realize that each and every one of you Halo fanboys is leading a meaningless life that is destined to culminate in mediocrity and that will end with you all dying alone and insignificant?
I, for one, am going to spend the coming year in the company of people who are actually worth something.
Discuss.
Half-witted ignoramus? No. I'm in the top 4% for national examinations in my country. I have been offered multiple scholarships by various universities (with a major in psychology in mind).
Halo fanboy? No. I liked CE, I hate Reach. You can like a game and not be a fanboy. For someone who is evidently trying to strut his stuff, showing off your ability to utilise thesaurus.com you seem to be severely lacking in the intelligence department.
Culminate in mediocrity? Please, speak for yourself. My life is going places. That tends to happen when you're in demand. But then again, mediocrity is essentially 'average' and considering half the people in the world are below average and it would be logical to assume the same translates here. Therefore, half The Flood will actually be BELOW mediocre. Food for thought.
Dying alone? Well, let me tell you a little story. Today I was at the hot pools with my friends, celebrating the New Year (and curing our hangovers) when we saw a fat, horrid looking fellow escorting a wife. Now, if he can get laid I sure as hell can. He won't be dying alone, and I suspect neither will I nor many Floodians.
Insignificant? Yes. Then again, most humans fail to create an impact in their time on earth. I suspect you will amount to nothing special yourself. So keep your nasty allegations to yourself.
Brilliant. You're going to spend your time with 'me, myself and I'? Yeah, that tends to be the case with narcissistic people.
Discussed.