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Subject: State the plot of Halo with five words

Covenant fight. Humans win. Win.

  • 01.02.2011 8:38 AM PDT

- Dragon Ball/Z/GT and it's merchandise are awesome.
- All "abriged" parodies are hilarious.
- Humanity, as a whole, is stupid.
- I have asperger's syndrome
- This is the best used 20 seconds of your life
- Official helper to the Halo: Reach - The Armor You'll Be Wearing This Fall! Thread

Ancient races inspire epic wars.

  • 01.02.2011 8:58 AM PDT
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UWG

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ZedFish's Opinion on Sgt. Foley.
ZedFish's Forerunner Rickroll.

Aliens, Ring-Weapon... Flood, Chief Wins

  • 01.02.2011 9:03 AM PDT

Please check out my fileshare - thanks in advance.

Covenant, flood, foerunner rings < chief

edit: 'ring weapons' is probably better tbh, only just noticed the post above mine :p

[Edited on 01.02.2011 9:15 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2011 9:09 AM PDT

Twitter | Nothing

Naughty aliens, massive ring, shooting.

  • 01.02.2011 9:15 AM PDT

Posted by: Admiral4wesom3
covenant want halo, us too

  • 01.02.2011 10:31 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

Great Journey is a lie.

  • 01.02.2011 10:35 AM PDT

Hello! I'm Bunie.net's resident medical student (hell i'm sure there are more but I'm the only one who openly declares it!) I love my emblem, and I am periodically active.
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it all goes tits up

  • 01.02.2011 10:50 AM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Chief beats Covenant and Flood.

  • 01.02.2011 11:55 AM PDT

Shiny Cheif Kills Many Aliens....

  • 01.02.2011 12:00 PM PDT

Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man.
But sooner or later, the man who wins
Is the man who thinks he can.

Posted by: ApocalypeX
Great Journey is a lie.

The cake is a lie!

Prophets are utter weirdo zealots.

  • 01.02.2011 12:03 PM PDT

Bacon for all !!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Invincible super soldier kills everything

  • 01.02.2011 1:12 PM PDT
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Cyborg
Saves
Humanity
From
Aliens

  • 01.02.2011 1:27 PM PDT

Best damn plot in history.

  • 01.02.2011 1:28 PM PDT
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Gamertag: zzZour Apple
Lololololol you make lololololol go get your rofllololololol now go have some lol ice lololololol cream..... :D

Master Chief Saves man kind

  • 01.02.2011 2:12 PM PDT

Nothing to see here, move along.

Covenant start war and lose.

  • 01.02.2011 2:22 PM PDT

Artes, Scientia, Veritas

Sapere Aude

"But I do not think we're invincible"

Stop zealots and extragalactic parasites.

  • 01.02.2011 2:29 PM PDT

I'm agent Nahman Jayden, eff-bee-eye.

Cliche predictable inconsistent Sci-fi FPS.

  • 01.02.2011 2:33 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

Giant ring nearly kills everybody.

  • 01.02.2011 3:02 PM PDT

I hate this guy.

johnson is really kick ass

  • 01.02.2011 4:39 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


Posted by: erafor99
johnson is really kick ass

Johnson knows what ladies like.

  • 01.02.2011 4:43 PM PDT

What is it? More Brutes?

  • 01.02.2011 4:46 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


Posted by: AfroWalrus9
What is it? More Brutes?

Chief go kill those brutes.

  • 01.02.2011 4:51 PM PDT