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Subject: I know how the glassing beam works!

Basically, inside the ship there is a VERY heavily armoured room, im talking depleted uranium metal coated sponge. But anyway, they take the stupidest grunt from the worst performing squad and they give him a calculator and tell him to walk into this heavily armoured room. An intercom from outside tells him to type these characters into the calculator -
7 divided by 0

As many of you will probably know this creates a black hole which using extremely advanced covenant technology it reversed into a quasar (anti black hole shooting matter) where the matter and energy is contained in the room until the power levels rise above nine thousand terajoules (the optimal power level for the beam to be effective). The intercom then announces around the ship "The ship is firin' its lazar" At which point the doors at the bottom of the room opens and the beam is released with its distinctive "Blarrrrrrrrr" noise, hitting the ground below with approximately 1337 gigajoules of energy.

And that is how the glassing beam works.
However the reaction can be stopped by saying the phrase "All your memes are belongs to me"

  • 01.04.2011 8:16 AM PDT
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haha, you're very -blam!- funny aren't you?

  • 01.04.2011 9:30 AM PDT

Yes, I'm a furry. And yes, I like men. So what?

Uhm...no.

  • 01.04.2011 9:33 AM PDT

On hiding dead bodies:
Posted by: Psuedo
Posted by: teh Chaz
Inside another dead body. It's the last place they'll look
A corpse within a corpse.
CORPSEPTION.
Win.

I declare this thread Copypasta.

  • 01.04.2011 9:41 AM PDT

I'm agent Nahman Jayden, eff-bee-eye.

Aren't you cute, little boy... now scram. It's adult time now.

  • 01.04.2011 9:42 AM PDT