- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
A married women and a man (not her husband I might add) are F***in' eachother, when all of a sudden the mom yells.
"Oh my god! My husband's home, quick Hide in the closet!"
So the man runs in the closet, and finds the womens son in there as well.
"Boy is it dark in here" the boy said
"Please, be quiet, or your dad will here me" The man replied.
"It's really dark in here"
"I'll give you a dollar!" The man said, scared to be found out by the womens husband.
"It's REALLY dark in here..."
The next day, the women takes her son to the store, and the boy says
"Mommy, can I buy that big toy car right there!"
"No, you haven't enough money"
"Yes I do, look at all the money I have!"
The boy pulls out $100 dollars out of his pocket
"Son, where did you get all of that money!" She replied in shock.
"I promised not to tell" he said
"Well, I'm takin' you to Church to confess to the priest!"
So after being done at the store, the mom takes her son to the priest, where he was sent to the priest box. The boy said
"It's really dark in here!"
"Don't you start that again..." The priest replied.