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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Kilroy
Recon, are you bored? Or are you just getting way too into your job?

I thought of something. I'm gonna PM the guy and ask him! That would be kewl if he replied..... *gets permabanned by Kuniklo*

My job has nothing to do with squid. Unless sushi for a business lunch counts.

Squid are cool, and Architeuthis (twice in one day!) is a freaking sea monster.


Ooooh, ooooh!! Pimps at Sea boss battle! An Architeuthis (3 times!) pimp (called Gold Arkee Tootheses) what is trying to get it's tentacles on yo beayatches..... Genius, pure genius... too bad the typical gamer wouldn't get the pun.


It's a shame Bungie hasn't hired you as lead story designer.

  • 12.01.2005 4:26 PM PDT

Violence is not the answer, its just the solution.

Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Kilroy
Recon, are you bored? Or are you just getting way too into your job?

I thought of something. I'm gonna PM the guy and ask him! That would be kewl if he replied..... *gets permabanned by Kuniklo*

My job has nothing to do with squid. Unless sushi for a business lunch counts.

Squid are cool, and Architeuthis (twice in one day!) is a freaking sea monster.


Ooooh, ooooh!! Pimps at Sea boss battle! An Architeuthis (3 times!) pimp (called Gold Arkee Tootheses) what is trying to get it's tentacles on yo beayatches..... Genius, pure genius... too bad the typical gamer wouldn't get the pun.


It's a shame Bungie hasn't hired you as lead story designer.
yeah, Pimps at sea would be the most awsome game ever with him in charge.

  • 12.01.2005 8:05 PM PDT

Oh you crazy kids!

  • 12.02.2005 11:45 AM PDT
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Stupid Psyched just had to point that out (Seriously, how did he find this? Does he have no life whatsoever?). Now everybody wants to know who he is and why he loves bacon.


Right, so clicking on a thread and seeing an unknown member with gold text shows I have no social life.

Flawless. Utterly. You've outdone yourself once again, Gregory.

Y'know, I noticed that he had posted in another thread after I had originally typed this. I decided to leave it in just to annoy you, Alex.

Wow that means that Psyched is a Alex and dmb is a Gregory... I'm a DYLAN!!!

  • 12.02.2005 12:56 PM PDT
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Dang! I PMed Kuniklo and asked who he is. His reply said nothing of his identity, but apparently, some thread I've made on some forum is hilarious. Don't know which thread that is though.....

  • 12.02.2005 1:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: noge1989
yeah, Pimps at sea would be the most awsome game ever with him in charge.

I guess that I really can't (or shouldn't) quote you on my resume?

Personally, I think that a boss battle with an awesome giant-squid pimp is no more far-fetched than.... let's see.... how about a boss battle with a big gorilla who has a mohawk, a mallet, and seems remarkably similar to our beloved Webmaster?

I think that the buzz-saw jockstrap and the drinking may be part of his character development in the movie.

Remember kids, giant squids. You heard it here first.

Wow!! you are some idea man! you should be payed for this stuff

  • 12.02.2005 4:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: noge1989
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: noge1989
yeah, Pimps at sea would be the most awsome game ever with him in charge.

I guess that I really can't (or shouldn't) quote you on my resume?

Personally, I think that a boss battle with an awesome giant-squid pimp is no more far-fetched than.... let's see.... how about a boss battle with a big gorilla who has a mohawk, a mallet, and seems remarkably similar to our beloved Webmaster?

I think that the buzz-saw jockstrap and the drinking may be part of his character development in the movie.

Remember kids, giant squids. You heard it here first.

Wow!! you are some idea man! you should be payed for this stuff


Bungie does not accept any ideas from third parties.

lol

  • 12.02.2005 4:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: Kilroy
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: noge1989
yeah, Pimps at sea would be the most awsome game ever with him in charge.

I guess that I really can't (or shouldn't) quote you on my resume?

Personally, I think that a boss battle with an awesome giant-squid pimp is no more far-fetched than.... let's see.... how about a boss battle with a big gorilla who has a mohawk, a mallet, and seems remarkably similar to our beloved Webmaster?

I think that the buzz-saw jockstrap and the drinking may be part of his character development in the movie.

Remember kids, giant squids. You heard it here first.

Wow!! you are some idea man! you should be payed for this stuff


Bungie does not accept any ideas from third parties.

lol
I know, its called being sarcastic

  • 12.02.2005 4:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: noge1989
Posted by: Kilroy
Posted by: noge1989
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: noge1989
yeah, Pimps at sea would be the most awsome game ever with him in charge.

I guess that I really can't (or shouldn't) quote you on my resume?

Personally, I think that a boss battle with an awesome giant-squid pimp is no more far-fetched than.... let's see.... how about a boss battle with a big gorilla who has a mohawk, a mallet, and seems remarkably similar to our beloved Webmaster?

I think that the buzz-saw jockstrap and the drinking may be part of his character development in the movie.

Remember kids, giant squids. You heard it here first.

Wow!! you are some idea man! you should be payed for this stuff


Bungie does not accept any ideas from third parties.

lol
I know, its called being sarcastic


Note the "lol" in my post.

And Recon, when was the last time you got invited to any party?

[Edited on 12/3/2005]

  • 12.03.2005 11:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Kilroy
Bungie does not accept any ideas from third parties.

lol

and I never get invited to those kind of parties either!

I know! Every time I go to one I think, "Where is Recon? I need him. I need him badly."

  • 12.03.2005 11:38 AM PDT

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I am guessing that he is a very important person...since no one has seen him being a Moderator. Because I looked at his group he started and most people on the list are important people like: Gods_Prophet or a Mod like: VII Toast (Both Gods/Toast are in his group) This leaves us to speculate whether he is the new guy Bungie hired and posted on the news update a few weeks ago...for now I am going to the Outback Steakhouse for dinner.

Godspeed...

  • 12.03.2005 12:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Kilroy
Recon, are you bored? Or are you just getting way too into your job?

I thought of something. I'm gonna PM the guy and ask him! That would be kewl if he replied..... *gets permabanned by Kuniklo*

My job has nothing to do with squid. Unless sushi for a business lunch counts.

Squid are cool, and Architeuthis (twice in one day!) is a freaking sea monster.


Ooooh, ooooh!! Pimps at Sea boss battle! An Architeuthis (3 times!) pimp (called Gold Arkee Tootheses) what is trying to get it's tentacles on yo beayatches..... Genius, pure genius... too bad the typical gamer wouldn't get the pun.


It's a shame Bungie hasn't hired you as lead story designer.

Move over Shishka her comes Bungies newest contractor on the team.

  • 12.03.2005 5:33 PM PDT
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Who is this guy?

  • 12.06.2005 2:42 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?


Yeah. We've been going on this topic for days and this guy hasn't posted in this thread or given us any clue about who he is.

Why is he so mean to us?

  • 12.06.2005 3:04 PM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

Beats me. But then again, I imagine you would be the one to know.

  • 12.06.2005 3:04 PM PDT
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shhhhhhh

Posted by: Mabian
Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?


Yeah. We've been going on this topic for days and this guy hasn't posted in this thread or given us any clue about who he is.

Why is he so mean to us?

But we do know that he likes bacon.

  • 12.06.2005 3:06 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

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Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?


Yeah. We've been going on this topic for days and this guy hasn't posted in this thread or given us any clue about who he is.

Why is he so mean to us?

But we do know that he likes bacon.


Wait a minute. Homer?

  • 12.06.2005 3:08 PM PDT

- Mike

He has Somewhat of a Personality... He likes mind games...

And He is a Rabbit.

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  • 12.06.2005 3:13 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: antiherosk8er
He has Somewhat of a Personality... He likes mind games...

And He is a Rabbit.


Mind games like Chess and Checkers, or mind games like "Make the other guy go crazy and then laugh at him?"

Also, why somewhat of a personality? (Assuming that is even a real sentence, which I don't believe it is.)

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  • 12.06.2005 3:24 PM PDT
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The mystery deepens, or thickens, or becomes shrouded in a larger cloud of mystery than before...

I'm sure it's all somehow related squares of grain, but I'm not sure how.

  • 12.06.2005 3:42 PM PDT
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Thats -blam!-ing cool!

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  • 12.06.2005 3:43 PM PDT
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How much you wanna bet it's Alta.

She cooks bacon doesn't she?

  • 12.06.2005 3:50 PM PDT
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Does this mean every one of our questions has been grammatically incorrect with reference to the gender?

  • 12.06.2005 4:08 PM PDT