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"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

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  • 12.10.2005 11:29 AM PDT

Violence is not the answer, its just the solution.

lol..I'm going to start a topic in the flood and put all of these in there. If you have any more add to it

  • 12.10.2005 2:20 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

We'll find out eventually.

Until then: Google Fight!

  • 12.19.2005 4:56 AM PDT
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Poor Acronos, well Maybe this guy is the Webmaster in disguise... Wait, I dont even know who the Webmaster is... I'm just guessing. It could be the Soul!

  • 12.19.2005 8:09 AM PDT
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Golden text...
It is someone important then...
maybe it's Zoe...

  • 12.19.2005 11:00 AM PDT
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Man. Kuniklo must suck pretty bad.....

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Web master&word2=Kuniklo

  • 12.19.2005 11:05 AM PDT

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  • 12.19.2005 12:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: EL
Golden text...
It is someone important then...
maybe it's Zoe...
That's an interesting theory. I guess if we start seeing images similiar to this show up we'll have a clue. Meanwhile, those in the know are having a hearty laugh at our rampant guessing.

  • 12.19.2005 12:19 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Posted by: Kilroy
Man. Kuniklo must suck pretty bad.....

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=We bmaster&word2=Kuniklo


That's not fair facing him against all the webmasters. How about just ours.


http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Bun gie Webmaster&word2=Kuniklo


Meh. He still loses. But at least he does better than last time. :/

  • 12.19.2005 10:28 PM PDT
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Just read this post for the first time.

NOW I'M CONFUSED!

:S

  • 12.19.2005 10:45 PM PDT

I find myself checking this thread far too often. It's like a bad soap, where the plot keeps thickening and thickening, until you have completley lost sight of the plot!

Except, it's really nothing like that at all...

Anyways, I wish I could help you guys, but I'm just as clueless as everyone else.

^_^

  • 12.20.2005 7:31 AM PDT
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>.<

Will this ever end?

I think eventually he'll have to relieve us all by telling us who he is.

  • 12.20.2005 9:20 AM PDT

No matter what you do in life, you will disappoint someone.
No matter what you say, you will offend someone.
No matter what you think, someone will think you're an idiot.

Find and eliminate these people.

Posted by: Nosferatu_Soldie
I find myself checking this thread far too often. It's like a bad soap, where the plot keeps thickening and thickening, until you have completley lost sight of the plot!

Except, it's really nothing like that at all...

Anyways, I wish I could help you guys, but I'm just as clueless as everyone else.

^_^

soap's have plots? ...I mean, I don't watch soaps.

I'm clueless as to who heck it is too, but I will at least make a crazy guess. So, it's got to be Bill's imaginary friend Joe, who happens to have a pink horse that looks like a cloud.

[Edited on 12/20/2005]

  • 12.20.2005 12:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Krazehawk
Posted by: Nosferatu_Soldie
I find myself checking this thread far too often. It's like a bad soap, where the plot keeps thickening and thickening, until you have completley lost sight of the plot!

Except, it's really nothing like that at all...

Anyways, I wish I could help you guys, but I'm just as clueless as everyone else.

^_^

soap's have plots? ...I mean, I don't watch soaps.

I'm clueless as to who heck it is too, but I will at least make a crazy guess. So, it's got to be Bill's imaginary friend Joe, who happens to have a pink horse that looks like a cloud.



I will be going...now.

  • 12.20.2005 1:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?

  • 12.20.2005 2:11 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

Posted by: Kilroy
Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?


Maybe he is one of man's first and succesful AI programs built into B.net?

  • 12.20.2005 8:19 PM PDT
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That link just brings up more question.

  • 04.11.2006 10:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Or it means that Gods Prophet was right nearly 4 months ago and no one said a thing!


no, if he was right, then this entire thread would be...pointless.

Which wouldn't really change anything, i guess.

  • 04.11.2006 10:41 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

If I were this Skiptrace entity, I would post in here saying "I am me." just to mess with people's heads.

  • 04.11.2006 11:01 PM PDT

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Anyways, I wish I could help you guys, but I'm just as clueless as everyone else.


Thats what your mom said last night

[Edited on 4/11/2006]

  • 04.11.2006 11:16 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Well of course Skiptrace is Skiptrace! I mean, who else would/could they be?


It's not the quote itself, it's the fact that he posted, without identifying himself.

  • 04.12.2006 12:14 AM PDT

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Posted by: Ninja 0n Fire
Oh you crazy kids!



Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?


I welcome you to another episode of: The Bungie Zone.

Tonight, a story of two people, both of whome are thought to exist, neither of whome are known to exist, or in what form they exist, should they exist.

All we have are two posts, one each made by one of the two who's existance is questioned. But was it really them? What are they? Who are they?

Some say the one called Ninja 0n Fire is the new employee at Bungie Studios, other's say he is the first sucess Bungie has had of combining Fire and Ninja's. Yet others have even stranger theories, such that he is the result of the residue of many a B.net member who was deleted by the mysterious entity entitled the Dissembodied Soul, their remains neither that of the cyber nor physical realm, collected from the bottom of the B.net server chassis, and exposed to the horrors of The Underground, thereby driving the mass of goo into forming itself into the ultimate weapon to use against Bungie's greatest enemy: The Halo Fanboi.

But this Kuniklo, nothing is known, not even Kuniklo's gender. What purpose does it serve? Why does it ask about itself?

Most disturbingly, it seems to have the power to make people completely unaware that it is in any place it may be. Even when posting, its post goes ignored, and even when noticed, little is said, even when what is said is directly concerning the very existance of Kuniklo.

Is Kuniklo the next generation of Bungie superweapon? Or, like Neo and Smith, is Kuniklo and Dissembodied Soul destined to destroy each other in a tinanic fight to free B.net from the Halo Fanboi?

Only time will tell. That is all for tonights episode of The Bungie Zone, stay tuned tomorrow night, for we will have a special extended episode for you, on this mysterious thing entitled: Pimps At C++.

  • 04.12.2006 1:03 AM PDT