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Posted by: Ninja 0n Fire
Oh you crazy kids!
Posted by: Kuniklo
Who is this guy?
I welcome you to another episode of: The Bungie Zone.
Tonight, a story of two people, both of whome are thought to exist, neither of whome are known to exist, or in what form they exist, should they exist.
All we have are two posts, one each made by one of the two who's existance is questioned. But was it really them? What are they? Who are they?
Some say the one called Ninja 0n Fire is the new employee at Bungie Studios, other's say he is the first sucess Bungie has had of combining Fire and Ninja's. Yet others have even stranger theories, such that he is the result of the residue of many a B.net member who was deleted by the mysterious entity entitled the Dissembodied Soul, their remains neither that of the cyber nor physical realm, collected from the bottom of the B.net server chassis, and exposed to the horrors of The Underground, thereby driving the mass of goo into forming itself into the ultimate weapon to use against Bungie's greatest enemy: The Halo Fanboi.
But this Kuniklo, nothing is known, not even Kuniklo's gender. What purpose does it serve? Why does it ask about itself?
Most disturbingly, it seems to have the power to make people completely unaware that it is in any place it may be. Even when posting, its post goes ignored, and even when noticed, little is said, even when what is said is directly concerning the very existance of Kuniklo.
Is Kuniklo the next generation of Bungie superweapon? Or, like Neo and Smith, is Kuniklo and Dissembodied Soul destined to destroy each other in a tinanic fight to free B.net from the Halo Fanboi?
Only time will tell. That is all for tonights episode of The Bungie Zone, stay tuned tomorrow night, for we will have a special extended episode for you, on this mysterious thing entitled: Pimps At C++.