"On the Internet, I am God!" Cosssta loudly proclaimed, as he typed out yet another thread to belittle those who he had crushed into tiny pieces. Forum members tried to combat his prowess, but to no avail, as his ego was just too large for any collective force to shadow.
All hope was lost until one day, a hero arose out of the dust particles. He did battle with the mighty Cosssta, and it looked as if the battle had been won. Our young hero, unfortunately, had a fatal flaw, he had mercy. That mercy would be his doom. As the score drew to a close, with our mighty hero beating Cosssta 14-11, he decided to let Cosssta tie up the score.
Now, with the score tied at 14-14 over control of bungie.net, the fighting got extremely fierce. Both rushed top mid, BRs drawn and Dr. Pepper at the ready. The battle commenced, and blue smoke clouded the battlefield.
"Game over." Declared the announcer. Once the dust cleared, the crowd was shocked. There, laying face to the floor, was our young hero, dead. Children started crying, as the hero they had so dearly hoped would put a finish to Cosssta's evil reign had failed.
And so, Cosssta was left with an even bigger ego, it was as if his ego grew bigger after every battle. He promtly returned to his computer to declare his superiority.
"Something short and sweet will do," he mused as he took a sip of his Dr. Pepper.
"I reign supreme over this forum. Bow before me," he wrote, with a look of both maniacal glee and accomplishment.
"Am I invincible? Can no one challenge he who cannot lose? One cannot defeat he who is undefeatable, invincible. I AM GOD," he roared.
And that is the true story of why this thread exists, one of approximately thirty created each day to remind us of why we are so inferior to Cosssta.