Posted by:ScubaToaster
Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect
:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.
Posted by: ZachUSAman
Dear Emile,
First of all, I would like to say from all of at ONI, you are an amazing Spartan. You are a warrior who is both fearless and calm in the face of danger. That being said, we have a few complaints we have to address with you.
That helmet you were assigned cost millions of dollars to develop and is probably one of the most high tech pieces of equipment around, only outranked by your suit and other spartan suits. That gold layer is an barrier between you and deadly UV/radioactive waves, as well as a very efficient way of keeping out excessive amounts of light from blinding you.
We understand that you are a feared warrior and want to truly display that image, we really do understand. However, purposely damaging your helmet to have a crude etching of a skull in it is both disturbing and insulting considering all the effort that went into making your helmet as tough and strong as you.
In addition to your deliberate helmet vandalism, we are also hearing of you keeping quite an impressive stash of covenant gear. Now we dont mind that Spartans pick up some weaponry here and there to keep their skills up, however we need those weapons to study them and develop our own plasma technology, not only that, but covenant weaponry has also been proven to be dangerous to humans such as yourself.
You are to report to a series of therapists tomorrow at 0800 hours, and in addition to this, several officers will be confiscating your covenant contraband.
Signed,
ONI
Good thing that law only applies to Navy and not Army...