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Subject: funny covenant lines

my favorite movie is the halo movie....WHEN IT COMES OUT

post your funny covenant lines you heard in halo reach or halo 3! example: didn't i give you this for christmas? what is it you require?


NOTE: it HAS to be actual line.

[Edited on 01.08.2011 6:36 PM PST]

  • 01.08.2011 6:35 PM PDT
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Don't be stupid like I was! Check to see what that Forum Ninja is saying to you!

"I may not like what you say, but I will defend your right to the death to say it!"

"Tolerance is a virtue, and virtue builds character."
-Onyx81

*Gives elite FRG*

"Thank you! I will name my next child after you!"

And I thought, "Demon?"

  • 01.08.2011 7:09 PM PDT

Dont be shy...
Im sorry for my coup changes but Im new at this.

they are everywhere -grunt in halo CE

  • 01.08.2011 9:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Floodian
Why are people so -blam!- scared to click links?
Posted by: Decepi
For some people, it's because of this.
Posted by: Floodian
I will never be able to sleep again...

"You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip was he? It was Yapflip. No, Flipyap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! We went to Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!"
-random grunts in Halo 3 with IWHBYD

  • 01.08.2011 9:31 PM PDT

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.

I still remember in CE, I was looking for the damn switch for the first bridge. Then I found this stairway, and I was like: "YES!" and then suddenly this Elite just pops behind me screaming "WORT WORT WORT."

That is my absolute favorite line.


Other than that...


-Cortana: You look nice"-

-Johnson & Chief: Thanks.

Both look at each other.


Or maybe...


Johnson popping in Halo 2 with your first Scorpion.

  • 01.08.2011 9:41 PM PDT

"It is done. By my hands. The pyrrhic solution is ignited. All I have left is the quiet of space to lull me to sleep.
I will dream of you." - The Didact

Grunt - "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

  • 01.08.2011 10:28 PM PDT

"If you stare at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids."

"I... I like you too."

IWHBYD + Elites = Win.

  • 01.08.2011 11:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Onyx81
*Gives elite FRG*

"Thank you! I will name my next child after you!"

And I thought, "Demon?"


This one always gets me.




  • 01.08.2011 11:29 PM PDT