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Subject: A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.

I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person.


555-WETIP: Yoo

Me: Hello

Me: By the way, who is this?

555-WETIP: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry.

Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient.

Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you?

Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar?

Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?!

Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword?

Taylor: I do not...

Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage?

Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye.

Me: ...But the prophecy!!!

Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee

Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior.

Taylor: Yep.

[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:57 PM PST by Captain K Mart]

  • 01.11.2011 4:24 PM PDT

"The land may melt, the seas may swell, the sky will fall... but They will come." - Malzahar

Ummm...lol?

  • 01.11.2011 4:25 PM PDT
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You shouldn't post the number.

  • 01.11.2011 4:26 PM PDT
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Nice.

  • 01.11.2011 4:26 PM PDT

Current members of the Gnome Empire:
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Freezer Gnome
Blender Gnome
Oven Gnome
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I lol'd

  • 01.11.2011 4:27 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.

Posted by: Murcielago00
You shouldn't post the number.


But it's neccesary to the development of the plot.

[Edited on 01.11.2011 4:52 PM PST]

  • 01.11.2011 4:27 PM PDT

I think I love you...

Posted by: Murcielago00
You shouldn't post the number.


......


>:)

  • 01.11.2011 4:27 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????

That is hilarious. I hate people who don't catch on and have fun with it though. If you texting me I would have went along with it, I enjoy that type of stuff lmao

  • 01.11.2011 4:28 PM PDT

Door Kickers Inc.

You know someone's gonna text that number.

  • 01.11.2011 4:29 PM PDT

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

heh heh lol

  • 01.11.2011 4:30 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

I chuckled.

  • 01.11.2011 4:32 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm


Posted by: Sgt Mag1
You know someone's gonna text that number.
Just did lol.

  • 01.11.2011 4:35 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.


Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: Sgt Mag1
You know someone's gonna text that number.
Just did lol.


What happened?

  • 01.11.2011 4:36 PM PDT

I'm an Artist and Musician from the UK. I enjoy science and telling other people about it, often when they don't want me to. I'm also a fairly cynical person, but I enjoy wondering about new ideas and possibilities and the like. Wasn't that interesting?

Marry me.

  • 01.11.2011 4:38 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: WakelessCheese
Marry me.

...

*Stabs Xmas*

Whoops, there goes the prophecy.

  • 01.11.2011 4:46 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: WakelessCheese
Marry me.

...

*Stabs Xmas*

Whoops, there goes the prophecy.


*Coughs Blood* ...Why?

  • 01.11.2011 4:48 PM PDT

I'm an Artist and Musician from the UK. I enjoy science and telling other people about it, often when they don't want me to. I'm also a fairly cynical person, but I enjoy wondering about new ideas and possibilities and the like. Wasn't that interesting?

Posted by: Nuclear Xmas

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: WakelessCheese
Marry me.

...

*Stabs Xmas*

Whoops, there goes the prophecy.


*Coughs Blood* ...Why?

He's just jealous.

This is seeming more and more like the plot to something on TV...

  • 01.11.2011 4:50 PM PDT

*´¨)---––•(-• Dutchy •-)•–--–-(¨´*
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)••(¨*•.¸ (¨´*•.¸´•.¸
(¸.•´ (¸.•Everything fails•.¸) ´•.¸)

Wait, that's my number!

  • 01.11.2011 4:52 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Nuclear Xmas

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: WakelessCheese
Marry me.

...

*Stabs Xmas*

Whoops, there goes the prophecy.


*Coughs Blood* ...Why?

You were evil. You had to die.

  • 01.11.2011 4:53 PM PDT

Minecraft, Elder Scrolls, Halo, Age of, Battlefield, Fallout, Fable, Red Dead Redemption. All games that I love.

I texted the number telling her/him they must destroy the demon and save you.

  • 01.11.2011 4:53 PM PDT

Online ID: GriffGraff15


Posted by: Isaac Clarke

Posted by: Sgt Mag1
You know someone's gonna text that number.
Just did lol.


That person lives in Northern Mississippi.

  • 01.11.2011 4:56 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.


Posted by: JewMallow
I texted the number telling her/him they must destroy the demon and save you.


Good. Good...

  • 01.11.2011 4:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: JewMallow
I texted the number telling her/him they must destroy the demon and save you.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too funny. have they replied? that would be so awesome.

  • 01.11.2011 4:58 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Nuclear Xmas
Posted by: JewMallow
I texted the number telling her/him they must destroy the demon and save you.


Good. Good...

He cannot run from his destiny forever...

  • 01.11.2011 4:59 PM PDT