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Subject: A accidental conversation of a peculiar nature

I'm an Artist and Musician from the UK. I enjoy science and telling other people about it, often when they don't want me to. I'm also a fairly cynical person, but I enjoy wondering about new ideas and possibilities and the like. Wasn't that interesting?

'And our top stories tonight include: Dungeons and Dragons attack - how Taylor received strange messages about mythical quests from multiple numbers before being lured out into the woods wielding a rolling pin and cheese grater. His parents found him curled up under a bush the following morning.'

  • 01.11.2011 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: JewMallow
Here's our conversation so far.

Me:You must fulfill the propehcy. You must destroy the demon!

Taylor: Who is this?

Me: You must obtain the dragonbone sword. You must. I am the mage who will lead you to the underworld.

Taylor: Who is this?!

Me: The mage who will lead you the underworld. You go by Taylor, Correct?

Talor: Yes!

Me: Good. I am Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and get ready. I shall be there in several minutes. I will be wearing a white cloak with a green dragon symbol on the front. You have the scar above your eye, correct?

Taylor: I have my hair over my face, will that help?

( I texted this when I read you guys are texting him )

Me: Do not listen to the others who contact you. They will try to stray you from the true path. You must not trust anyone but the blacksmith and I.

Taylor: What are guy talking about me?!?

Me: Yes. Say your goodbyes to your family and friends. This will be the last you ever see of them. Acquire your equipment and meet me at the front door in ten minutes.

Taylor: I don't -blam!-ing know you!

I receive a call several minutes later asking why I am contacting her from a different number. I receive another call but reject it. Taylor is a girl.

The different number is: 1-757-284-9811

QFT

  • 01.11.2011 5:16 PM PDT

Minecraft, Elder Scrolls, Halo, Age of, Battlefield, Fallout, Fable, Red Dead Redemption. All games that I love.

no u. I keep getting calls from the different number.

  • 01.11.2011 5:16 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????

Posted by: JewMallow
Here's our conversation so far.

Me:You must fulfill the propehcy. You must destroy the demon!

Taylor: Who is this?

Me: You must obtain the dragonbone sword. You must. I am the mage who will lead you to the underworld.

Taylor: Who is this?!

Me: The mage who will lead you the underworld. You go by Taylor, Correct?

Talor: Yes!

Me: Good. I am Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and get ready. I shall be there in several minutes. I will be wearing a white cloak with a green dragon symbol on the front. You have the scar above your eye, correct?

Taylor: I have my hair over my face, will that help?

( I texted this when I read you guys are texting him )

Me: Do not listen to the others who contact you. They will try to stray you from the true path. You must not trust anyone but the blacksmith and I.

Taylor: What are guy talking about me?!?

Me: Yes. Say your goodbyes to your family and friends. This will be the last you ever see of them. Acquire your equipment and meet me at the front door in ten minutes.

Taylor: I don't -blam!-ing know you!

I receive a call several minutes later asking why I am contacting her from a different number. I receive another call but reject it. Taylor is a girl.




While reading this I was asking myself "Is taylor a boy or girl" but you answered my question, thanks lol. I am tempted to text but am not sure if i should

  • 01.11.2011 5:17 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.


Posted by: JewMallow
Here's our conversation so far.

Me:You must fulfill the propehcy. You must destroy the demon!

Taylor: Who is this?

Me: You must obtain the dragonbone sword. You must. I am the mage who will lead you to the underworld.

Taylor: Who is this?!

Me: The mage who will lead you the underworld. You go by Taylor, Correct?

Talor: Yes!

Me: Good. I am Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and get ready. I shall be there in several minutes. I will be wearing a white cloak with a green dragon symbol on the front. You have the scar above your eye, correct?

Taylor: I have my hair over my face, will that help?

( I texted this when I read you guys are texting him )

Me: Do not listen to the others who contact you. They will try to stray you from the true path. You must not trust anyone but the blacksmith and I.

Taylor: What are guy talking about me?!?

Me: Yes. Say your goodbyes to your family and friends. This will be the last you ever see of them. Acquire your equipment and meet me at the front door in ten minutes.

Taylor: I don't -blam!-ing know you!

I receive a call several minutes later asking why I am contacting her from a different number. I receive another call but reject it. Taylor is a girl.

The different number is: 1-757-284-9811


Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.

  • 01.11.2011 5:18 PM PDT

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this is hilarious

1 sec, ill be the demon lemme get my phone

[Edited on 01.11.2011 5:20 PM PST]

  • 01.11.2011 5:18 PM PDT


Posted by: Nuclear Xmas

Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.
But why would a demon have a phone?

  • 01.11.2011 5:19 PM PDT

http://theemc.net/

Small Community, Lots of Fun. We do Halo, Minecraft, and much more.

Epic win in my book.

  • 01.11.2011 5:19 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.


Posted by: JRWilly007

Posted by: Nuclear Xmas

Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.
But why would a demon have a phone?


So they may text Taylor the Warrior

  • 01.11.2011 5:20 PM PDT

Life's a -blam!-, always testing you. All you got to do is get up from your desk, kick it in the balls and walk out of the class. Then you come back later, and pass the test.

All because she texted the wrong number...

  • 01.11.2011 5:20 PM PDT

I hate this guy.

I laughed and realized that this is what all my conversations with my friends sound like...

  • 01.11.2011 5:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: JRWilly007

Posted by: Nuclear Xmas

Alright, now we need a demon and a blacksmith. We might also need a few extras for additional roles.
But why would a demon have a phone?


They don't

Herp...

they POSSESS the user of the phone,

....and derp.

:D

  • 01.11.2011 5:22 PM PDT

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us...

I don't understand what went on here.... but I think I like it !!!1

  • 01.11.2011 5:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Nuclear Xmas

So they may text Taylor the Warrior
Ahh.
Posted by: HonorGuardElite7
All because she texted the wrong number...
I know, isn't it hilarious?

  • 01.11.2011 5:22 PM PDT
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PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE.

Lol i texted the number saying "Why did you taint the prophecy?! Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth needs your help to slay the demon!"

I am awaiting a response >:]

  • 01.11.2011 5:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Alt0173
I texted her, "Taylor the great warrior, I have reasons to believe that the demon is trying to reach you disguised as a mage by the name of Dovakiin. Acquire your gear and the quest shall begin to vanquish the foul demon. God speed Taylor.

ME? THE DEMON!? HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE DOVAKIIN THE SAGE! THE ONE PURE SAGE IN THE LAND OF WHOVILLE?!

  • 01.11.2011 5:23 PM PDT

My love for you is like a scar, forever lasting.


Posted by: HonorGuardElite7
All because she texted the wrong number...


A mistake she will never make again.

  • 01.11.2011 5:24 PM PDT
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My lolmetor just went boom.

  • 01.11.2011 5:25 PM PDT

lol this is hilarious *thread saved*

  • 01.11.2011 5:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Murcielago00

They don't

Herp...

they POSSESS the user of the phone,

....and derp.

:D
I actually thought about that after I saw a commercial for "The Last Exorcism" Lol.

  • 01.11.2011 5:25 PM PDT
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PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE. PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE.


Posted by: WakelessCheese
This can only end well.

  • 01.11.2011 5:26 PM PDT

Yeah, I'm here.Try to handle yourself.

Oh, this is epic win.

  • 01.11.2011 5:26 PM PDT