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Subject: Westboro Baptist Church going to protest in my city on Sunday[UPDATE]

What should I do? Drive-by with paintball gun?

UPDATE: SO far I got two -blam!- friends that might kiss and do some crazy homo-blam!- stuff. What now?

[Edited on 01.13.2011 8:57 PM PST]

  • 01.12.2011 7:38 PM PDT
Subject: Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest in my city on Sunday.
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Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with gun?


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  • 01.12.2011 7:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with nuke?


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  • 01.12.2011 7:38 PM PDT
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But from my head to my toes
From my knees to my eyes
Everytime I watch the sky
For these last few days leave me alone
But for these last few days leave me alone
Leave me alone
Leave me alone

I don't know why nobody thinks to just go up and stab them.

  • 01.12.2011 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with AR-15?


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  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: YOUNG_D1AB0LUS
Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with porch?


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  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Jesus is coming, look busy!

do it... just cover your license plate up and drive fast with u n ur buddies blazing away

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Non Nobis Nascimur - We are not born for ourselves.

Preemptive protest.

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

I'd give up everything just to make you happy.


Posted by: YOUNG_D1AB0LUS
Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with planet destroyer?


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  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Counter protest.

Stand about twenty feet away holding up a sign that says "Love Thy Neighbor".

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Censorship is weak as f-ck.
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are you willing to do something crazy?

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

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  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with explosive crossbow?


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  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel
May strength be granted so the world might be mended...
So the world might be mended...

Protest back. And sing a song about jesus loving everyone...everyone.

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Kill them. All of them.

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

I am truly amazed that no one has shot them during one of their protests (to my knowledge).

  • 01.12.2011 7:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Nomis Snow
are you willing to do something crazy?


yeah.

  • 01.12.2011 7:40 PM PDT

Go up to the protesters and old up a sign that says "WBC, I heart thee!!"

Kill them with irony!!!

  • 01.12.2011 7:40 PM PDT

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Make a sign like any of these

  • 01.12.2011 7:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Baph117
This is an incredible step forward to being able to cure Downss sybndonre mn humans bineg.s

Tell them that you're -blam!-, and go up and try and hug them. Bonus points if you dress up as Jesus.

  • 01.12.2011 7:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: YOUNG_D1AB0LUS
Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with porch?


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NO.

  • 01.12.2011 7:41 PM PDT


Posted by: Le Diable Blanc
Counter protest.

Stand about twenty feet away holding up a sign that says "Love Thy Neighbor".


Implying Westboro Baptist Church follows the bible.

  • 01.12.2011 7:41 PM PDT

what are they protesting about?

  • 01.12.2011 7:42 PM PDT