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Subject: Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest in my city on Sunday.

That Friday Night Cranks video, THAT WAS HILARIOUS! xD

Shirley keeps contradicting herself around EVERY corner!

  • 01.12.2011 9:41 PM PDT

Aim high

Very loud speakers plus Trolololo.
They will leave quickly.

  • 01.12.2011 9:42 PM PDT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Guard_Riders

call these guys

[Edited on 01.12.2011 9:46 PM PST]

  • 01.12.2011 9:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Navaha42
You know damn well you can't trust what a man says about the length of his wii.

Posted by: NoChumpLoveSuka
That's what camping trips are for ;)

Get your friends to help you with this one;
Make a Box shaped sign (So it's hollow) about 20 foot each side, and lift it over their protest, drop it down around them and hold it up.

Make sure it says some really rageworthy stuff to them, like 'God loves g­ays!' and 'Support our troops!'; Godspeed.

  • 01.12.2011 9:45 PM PDT

Hold up a sign that says I bet I can get more attention then they can'' because that is what most of the Westboro church's protests are about, attention. The other 50% is there radical misinterpretation of the bible it makes all good christians look bad and inspirers sweeping generalizations such as the following
All muslims are terrorists
All catholics bomb abortion clinics
and now all christians do drive by's on -blam!- bars

  • 01.12.2011 9:50 PM PDT
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1. Post this on /b/.

2. Dress up as Jesus and hold a sign saying "I love everyone (except for WBC members)" while playing "Love is All You Need" out of portable speakers.

3. Set up a donation center where people can donate to AIDS research, Human Rights, etc and then have a stack of thank-you cards people can give to them for helping to bring traffic to your booth.

Example of Genius Idea

4. If you know any openly -blam!- kids, tell them to make out with their preferred person in front of the protests.

5. Make trollface.jpg signs.

There would be better things to do, but their budget is entirely made up of lawsuits against people who take physical action against them

  • 01.12.2011 9:57 PM PDT
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All You Need Is Love


GAZEBOS!


Posted by: Goalie Master 8
1. Post this on /b/.

2. Dress up as Jesus and hold a sign saying "I love everyone (except for WBC members)" while playing "Love is All You Need" out of portable speakers.

3. Set up a donation center where people can donate to AIDS research, Human Rights, etc and then have a stack of thank-you cards people can give to them for helping to bring traffic to your booth.

Example of Genius Idea

4. If you know any openly -blam!- kids, tell them to make out with their preferred person in front of the protests.

5. Make trollface.jpg signs.

There would be better things to do, but their budget is entirely made up of lawsuits against people who take physical action against them


Thats a good idea but I suggested getting a FULL band to surround those ass holes and play All You Need Is Love.

  • 01.13.2011 12:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with an AK74u Rapid Fire and grip?


Fix'd

  • 01.13.2011 12:17 AM PDT

Humiliate them. Make them look like fools in the eys of the world.

  • 01.13.2011 1:16 AM PDT

...

I'm a Christian and it's really hard for me to stomach some of the stuff they say and do. Ridiculous. Though I know I'm in the same boat myself...

  • 01.13.2011 1:21 AM PDT

Bow Chick Bow-wow


Posted by: Viktor Reznov
Make a sign like any of these

Totally using the fuzzy tiny kittens.

  • 01.13.2011 1:24 AM PDT

signatures are for fa- wait

They already protested near my house, Lets say the cops did the rest.

  • 01.13.2011 3:29 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

They tried to protest my grandfather's funeral 8 years back (he was in the airforce)

Well little did they know that he was the most respected person in New York and over 150 people were ready and willing to chase them out...

  • 01.13.2011 3:57 AM PDT

"Wake me...when you need me."


Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with gun?


fix'd


You people disgust me. So you are suggesting (even in jest) that he should massacre people for protesting an event where a massacre took place.

It is YOU people who cause incidents like this.

THINK McFly! Think!

  • 01.13.2011 4:19 AM PDT

"Wake me...when you need me."


Posted by: Goalie Master 8
1. Post this on /b/.

2. Dress up as Jesus and hold a sign saying "I love everyone (except for WBC members)" while playing "Love is All You Need" out of portable speakers.

3. Set up a donation center where people can donate to AIDS research, Human Rights, etc and then have a stack of thank-you cards people can give to them for helping to bring traffic to your booth.

Example of Genius Idea

4. If you know any openly -blam!- kids, tell them to make out with their preferred person in front of the protests.

5. Make trollface.jpg signs.

There would be better things to do, but their budget is entirely made up of lawsuits against people who take physical action against them


You obviously don't know anything about that 'Church'. It's not a real Church. Please do research before running your childs mouth.

  • 01.13.2011 4:20 AM PDT

Mreh.


Posted by: Le Diable Blanc
Counter protest.

Stand about twenty feet away holding up a sign that says "Love Thy Neighbor".


I am Ushan and I approve of this idea.

  • 01.13.2011 4:24 AM PDT


Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Fly-by on my rainbow unicorn?


fix'd

  • 01.13.2011 4:25 AM PDT

Posted by: I DoMeAgE I
I've already read all of the halo books today you stupid nerd. Plus Halo:Fall of reach twice.

Stand next to them with a big sign saying "These people are idiots".

  • 01.13.2011 4:26 AM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

Posted by: Swamptik

Posted by: Goose98
Posted by: CR7
What should I do? Drive-by with gun?


fix'd


You people disgust me. So you are suggesting (even in jest) that he should massacre people for protesting an event where a massacre took place.

It is YOU people who cause incidents like this.

THINK McFly! Think!


Dude, calm your damn tits! It was a -blam!- joke. This is the internet, you're welcome here if you can take it.

Thanks to laws that guy will more than likely never attempt something like this, even as bad as he wants to.

  • 01.13.2011 4:26 AM PDT

So...

you can leave now.

Posted by: Drummerkid1993
Stand next to them with a big sign saying "These people are idiots".


If you do this with just 5 people I bet you could possibly catch a local news stations eye and people would join you.

  • 01.13.2011 4:28 AM PDT

Here's Forty Shillings on the Drum,
For those who Volunteer to come,
to list and fight and fall today
over the hills and far away

Powerful stink bombs wherever they stand. Nothing amazing but it's simple and will really irritate them.

  • 01.13.2011 4:29 AM PDT

Yes I make Minecraft texture packs.

You should go baseball bat bashing >:)

  • 01.13.2011 4:30 AM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

Posted by: Il MeanBean lI
You should go baseball bat bashing >:)


Lets make it an official sport!

  • 01.13.2011 4:31 AM PDT


Posted by: Swamptik

Posted by: Goalie Master 8
1. Post this on /b/.

2. Dress up as Jesus and hold a sign saying "I love everyone (except for WBC members)" while playing "Love is All You Need" out of portable speakers.

3. Set up a donation center where people can donate to AIDS research, Human Rights, etc and then have a stack of thank-you cards people can give to them for helping to bring traffic to your booth.

Example of Genius Idea

4. If you know any openly -blam!- kids, tell them to make out with their preferred person in front of the protests.

5. Make trollface.jpg signs.

There would be better things to do, but their budget is entirely made up of lawsuits against people who take physical action against them


You obviously don't know anything about that 'Church'. It's not a real Church. Please do research before running your childs mouth.


You should be really feeling like an ass right now. Yes it is a real church. (although they use it as a cover for a hate group) Though EVERY sect of the baptist religion has condemned them and their actions.

[Edited on 01.13.2011 4:38 AM PST]

  • 01.13.2011 4:37 AM PDT

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  • 01.13.2011 4:43 AM PDT