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Subject: What would you do for a billion dollars?
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I personally would do anything. Kill someone, eat anything (bugs, gross animal parts, ect ect), and do any other act you can think of that is unpleseant.

i would probably buy a huge house for my family to live in. and then go on a major shopping spree and buy lots of Halo action figures! :D

what would you do for a billion dollars? where do you cross the line? and what would you buy with it?

  • 08.22.2004 2:00 AM PDT
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There's a lot of things I would do, but there are others that just cross the line for me in terms of morality. I wouldn't kill a child, or really do any harm to them. But, really, I can't say, because I haven't been offered a billion dollars ever, and once that happens it's like a switch goes off in your head. All of a sudden you're like "ooooh cash" and people change. So you never know.

  • 08.22.2004 2:04 AM PDT
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I would eat a klondike bar.

  • 08.22.2004 3:00 AM PDT
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I would run around vancouver totally nude. and then screw a ninety year old.

  • 08.22.2004 3:03 AM PDT

bah

Wow, this post is totally pointless.

And I would do literally anything that did not involve destroying my ability to procreate. Destroying that ability includes doing things that get you locked away forever. A billion dollars won't get you jack -blam!- in prison. Well, you will get... better not go there!

  • 08.22.2004 3:06 AM PDT
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Why, it's not That hard to make a billion dollars. It's a three step process, and I'll tell you how if you send 5.95 to Vellaco.

Spend it on? That's easy, MJOLNIR...And then I could be king of the world. I wouldn't have to negotiate with world leaders, I could just get a group of followers and incite a civil war somewhere. After I have my country, I will begin building the Pillar of Autumn, to further my plans for interstellar domination. You know, for fun. Former nations tend to have a lot of unused starship parts lying about, no? I could do it too. I have several million idle hands, and the greatest minds in the region under my thumb.

(Vellastian is a former nation, now I, and my MJOLNIR, with a group of followers, have changed to better suit my plans for world domination, and so forth)

Then, you know. Step 57, your basic pillage and raze until the rest of the world surrenders.

After that, I may have my Pillar of Autumn completed, and then I can own the solar system.

I'd even own Uranus.

See how much the world can change with a couple bucks?

[Edited on 8/22/2004 3:13:12 AM]

  • 08.22.2004 3:09 AM PDT
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Well i wouldent harm anyone physicly nor destroy my ability to procreate or eat anything abomanaly desqusting or anything moraly degrading But that said i would run naked during the superbowel or throw a pie at the presedent.I would spend the billion on a big house with the latest Ailenware comp and a HDTV with dolby 5.1 surround sound speskers and any video games i can get my hands on,the house would of course have The essentiols and i would put the rest in the bank

  • 08.22.2004 3:57 AM PDT
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I would lick a cows ass




and squel in delight

  • 08.22.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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I'D KILL YOU ALL!!!

  • 08.24.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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I would fu(k my mom and grandma covered in chocolate syrup in the middle of Los Angeles.

  • 08.24.2004 4:12 PM PDT

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I would fu(k my mom and grandma covered in chocolate syrup in the middle of Los Angeles.


You'd probably do that out of pure fun you sick -blam!-.

  • 08.24.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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I would draw the line at something illigal (killing someone, doing stuff to other people's property, etc...)

  • 08.24.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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any thing EXCEPT!!!!! not buy halo 2 on nov. 9

  • 08.24.2004 4:52 PM PDT
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i wouldent do my family or kill anyone. but in the middle of winter i would strip naked and run arround in -40 degrees celceus. a billion dollar wouls pay for all the frostbite, and i would have enough to live my life easy.

  • 08.24.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
Wow, this post is totally pointless.

And I would do literally anything that did not involve destroying my ability to procreate. Destroying that ability includes doing things that get you locked away forever. A billion dollars won't get you jack -blam!- in prison. Well, you will get... better not go there!

Here comes the Rip Saw to ruin the fun...

I would place a firecracker between my buttcheeks. Firecrackers can't be that hot.

[Edited on 8/24/2004 7:24:58 PM]

  • 08.24.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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i would eat my grandma's crusty, saggy -blam!-

  • 08.24.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: therealslimshady
i would eat my grandma's crusty, saggy -blam!-


yummy

  • 08.24.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: therealslimshady
i would eat my grandma's crusty, saggy -blam!-


yummy


Thats not that bad for you, you do it all the time and you lick your grandpa while you're at it

[Edited on 8/24/2004 7:45:52 PM]

  • 08.24.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: River flame
Posted by: therealslimshady
Posted by: therealslimshady
i would eat my grandma's crusty, saggy -blam!-


yummy


Thats not that bad for you, you do it all the time and you lick your grandpa while your at it


i don't have a grandfather anymore, thanks

  • 08.24.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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You brought that on yourself. Dont play with fire, lest ye be burnt

  • 08.24.2004 7:46 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

What would I do for a billion dollars?


I'd paint a smiley face on my @ss and moon Bill Gates.

Does that answer your question?

  • 08.24.2004 7:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: River flame
You brought that on yourself. Dont play with fire, lest ye be burnt


yes, yes

weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weepers

  • 08.24.2004 7:48 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Shut the -blam!- up.

Damn spammer.


Posted by: therealslimshady
Posted by: River flame
You brought that on yourself. Dont play with fire, lest ye be burnt


yes, yes

weep, weep, weep, weep, weep, weepers


[Edited on 8/24/2004 7:51:23 PM]

  • 08.24.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
What would I do for a billion dollars?


I'd paint a smiley face on my @ss and moon Bill Gates.

Does that answer your question?


I'd do that for free.

  • 08.24.2004 7:53 PM PDT

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