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Subject: Stupid Things In Halo: CE

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

Keyes: I don't keep it loaded, so you'll have to find ammo somewhere else.
Me: Great, you're about to die and this ship will blow up. Thanks for the empty pistol!

  • 01.23.2011 3:39 PM PDT
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If I put pancake mix in my X-Box 360 Disc drive will it make pancakes?

He probably didn't know that a empty pistol would lead to a inter-galactical explosion and the endangerment of the human race so, you can't blame him for not keeping a pistol loaded.

  • 01.23.2011 4:44 PM PDT

Spartan-P1E READY FOR DELPOYMENT TO CHOKE SOME COVVIES HOORAH!

I ever got to that part I was stuck on the part with the covenant base that had flood in it, I think running through with no ammo seems funny

  • 01.23.2011 6:07 PM PDT

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"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

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Posted by: Theredpooper
I ever got to that part I was stuck on the part with the covenant base that had flood in it, I think running through with no ammo seems funny


I hope your kidding...Anyway hes a captain you know maybe he got bored one day shot off a few rounds and forgot lol...

  • 01.23.2011 6:25 PM PDT

Spartan-P1E READY FOR DELPOYMENT TO CHOKE SOME COVVIES HOORAH!

kidding about what?
About the shooting off rounds thing, I have a theory that there was this grunt who stole his drink and his Girlfriend, causing him to be trigger happy as a brute in a room full of jumpin civilians.
Now back to the subject at hand...what was I kidding about?

[Edited on 01.23.2011 6:32 PM PST]

  • 01.23.2011 6:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Theredpooper
kidding about what?
The part the OP is talking about is at the very beginning of the game. You did get to that part.. Lol

  • 01.23.2011 6:34 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

Cortana: Stop, this cave is not a natural formation.
Me: *Facepalm*

  • 01.23.2011 6:44 PM PDT

He's a warship captain. Warships fight in space. It's not like he'd have any reason to need it; it's just for decoration.

  • 01.23.2011 7:37 PM PDT

*drops weapon*

*weapon flips out and starts spinning*



This happens so much.

  • 01.23.2011 7:49 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

*aims for an Elite to kill*

*Fires weapon, but a marine gets in the way and gets hit*

Marine: "Watch you're fire!"

Me: -_-

This always happens to me on the 5th mission.

[Edited on 01.23.2011 9:37 PM PST]

  • 01.23.2011 9:37 PM PDT

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  • 01.24.2011 1:08 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cortana: Stop, this cave is not a natural formation.
Me: "What gave it away? The Fact that it's a GIANT SQUARE HOLE?"


Fix'd

  • 01.24.2011 1:13 AM PDT

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Ready to -blam!- you up with my bare hands!

(Blumenau, Santa Catarina, Brasil)

Good times!

  • 01.24.2011 4:32 AM PDT

Spartan-P1E READY FOR DELPOYMENT TO CHOKE SOME COVVIES HOORAH!

Oh it's at the very beginning...i haven't played CE in a long time.

  • 01.24.2011 2:37 PM PDT

Posted by: I Judge Bread I

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cortana: Stop, this cave is not a natural formation.
Me: "What gave it away? The Fact that it's a GIANT SQUARE HOLE?"


Fix'd
I luld

  • 01.24.2011 2:48 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Captain Keyes consistently charging the enemy on Truth and Reconcilliation when he's the one your supposed to protect.

  • 01.24.2011 3:29 PM PDT

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marines on vehicles....Marines on vehicles.....MARINES ON VEHICLES!

  • 01.24.2011 7:50 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

"This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere."

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Just some things I've observed:

-Elites running in place. This seems to happen on the first bridge on AotCR. I'm not sure how it exactly it works.
-impulsive, reckless Hunters
-slow turning Zealots
-Grunts that don't know how to move properly. It happens in the room following the first bridge. The Grunts that are on the ledges tend to get stuck or something like that.

Basically, Halo CE rocks and even negative things in Halo CE contribute to it's entertainment value.

[Edited on 01.25.2011 11:30 AM PST]

  • 01.25.2011 2:07 AM PDT

Won't the cat eventually grow in need of its master's affection and then proceed to climb down to explore for this need?

What I actually inquire is "Must we ascend the tree?"


Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cortana: Stop, this cave is not a natural formation.
Me: *Facepalm*


leave her out of this u little prissy -blam!-!!

  • 01.25.2011 3:39 PM PDT

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Marine: FRAG OUT!!!
Me: Oh you son of a--BOOM!

  • 01.26.2011 9:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: I Judge Bread I

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cortana: Stop, this cave is not a natural formation.
Me: "What gave it away? The Fact that it's a GIANT SQUARE HOLE?"


Fix'd
I luld
The first thing I thought when Cortana said that was "What was your first clue? I mean, this entire ring isn't a natural formation... Seriously, wtf."

  • 01.26.2011 10:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dr Syx

Posted by: UnfitParrot
Posted by: I Judge Bread I

Posted by: BouncedMr happy
Cortana: Stop, this cave is not a natural formation.
Me: "What gave it away? The Fact that it's a GIANT SQUARE HOLE?"


Fix'd
I luld
The first thing I thought when Cortana said that was "What was your first clue? I mean, this entire ring isn't a natural formation... Seriously, wtf."

Alright, the Bungie guys even talked about how ignorant that was on video. (H-2 Special Edition ? Can't recall) And the unloaded gun was canon stuff. But my stupid question is, If 343 can teleport himself and Chief to different places, why did you have to go through the entire Library level to get to the index ? Why didn't you just teleport to the index area ?

  • 01.27.2011 7:48 PM PDT

343 kept muttering about protocol or something. That's likely it.

  • 01.27.2011 8:51 PM PDT

Go to beat down grunt, marine throws a grenade, master chief goes boom!

  • 01.27.2011 9:59 PM PDT

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