- Zombine
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- Fabled Legendary Member
With a spring in his step Bob Blabla rushed home to his wife, Lunar. He had to tell her the good news about his test results.
As he was nearing the house, a strange man approached him and said "Bob, you must come with me."
"Who are you?" Bob replied.
"I can't tell you,' the man said.
"Oh, okay," Bob said with a stupid grin on his face.
"Bob, you are the Chosen One. You are destined to take my load in your face."
"What?" Bob asked with surprise.
"I have to ejaculate on you," Said the man.
"But why?" Bob replied.
"Because, Bob, you are a banana!" The man shouted,
"OH GOD NO!" Screamed Bob as he examined himself and saw it to be true. "What cruel god would do this to me?"
"Bob, there is no god, only the Jelly," the old man said.
"Who are you and what is the Jelly?" Bob asked as he toppled over because he didn't have legs.
The man didn't answer. All Bob heard was grunting, then a warm splash on his face. The man ran off, cackling madly.
The end.