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Subject: Johnson's tool of destruction

Let's be honest, it could be a lot worse.

What do you think Johnson's tool of destruction is, and who do you think he's killed the most.

  • 01.27.2011 6:51 PM PDT

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warthog and it would problly say those covenant basterds

  • 01.27.2011 6:58 PM PDT

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Spartan laser. and i would have to say brutes because i hate those damn gorilla bastards

  • 01.27.2011 7:14 PM PDT

his laser eyes.

or the Sniper Rifle.

  • 01.27.2011 7:15 PM PDT

lazer eyes

  • 01.27.2011 7:20 PM PDT
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AR or BR.

Grunts.

Just being realistic.

  • 01.27.2011 7:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: The Sizzler
AR or BR.

Grunts.

Just being realistic.

thats a little boring

  • 01.27.2011 7:26 PM PDT
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Cigar.

Scarabs.

  • 01.27.2011 7:27 PM PDT
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"Bip, bap, bam!"

  • 01.27.2011 8:00 PM PDT

Spartan lazer, and me in the last level of H3

  • 01.27.2011 8:01 PM PDT

Laser eyes, Scarab, Spartan laser, Sniper. In that order.

[Edited on 01.27.2011 8:12 PM PST]

  • 01.27.2011 8:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROBERTO jh
his laser eyes.


I love it when somebody refrences something worth refrencing.

  • 01.27.2011 9:07 PM PDT

I've realised that I've been expelled from my mother's uterus as if being shot from a canon, towards a barn door covered in rusty hooks and old nail files. It's a matter of how you use the intervening time in an intelligent and ironic way, and try not to do anything dastardly to your fellow creatures.

Two sticks and a rock, but he had to share the rock.

Uneven elephants.

  • 01.27.2011 9:27 PM PDT

We'll bury our burdens in blood...

My answer to both is ...everything

  • 01.27.2011 9:47 PM PDT

Sweet William cigars.

"Just like Mendez used to smoke!"

  • 01.27.2011 10:26 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

His... erm... Johnson?

  • 01.27.2011 10:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: nidas leo 117
Two sticks and a rock, but he had to share the rock.

Uneven elephants.


Win

  • 01.27.2011 11:04 PM PDT

I would say either the Warthog or Scarab probably.

  • 01.28.2011 3:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: ROBERTO jh
his laser eyes.

or the Sniper Rifle.

  • 01.28.2011 4:01 AM PDT


Posted by: Fly Boy 2113
Johnson's tool of destruction...
Bow Chicka Bow Wow.

In all seriousness, the answer to your question is fairly obvious and recorded for posterity.

  • 01.28.2011 4:17 AM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

Sniper rifle, maybe. Or the spartan laser. Those are the only two weapons I can remember him using.

  • 01.28.2011 12:43 PM PDT

His voice and brutes

  • 01.28.2011 1:03 PM PDT

I doesn't really matter because he knows what the ladies like...and in life, isn't that all that matters?

[Edited on 01.28.2011 7:09 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2011 7:08 PM PDT

The cake is a lie!

I REJECT your reality and substitute my own!

Sir, finishing this fight.


Posted by: ROBERTO jh
his laser eyes.

Thats just a legend.

  • 01.28.2011 7:31 PM PDT

Posted by: Puma Knight
Sniper rifle, maybe. Or the spartan laser. Those are the only two weapons I can remember him using.


I remember him using the beam rifle, the plasma rifle, the needler, the assault rifle, the battle rifle, and the silenced SMG too.

  • 01.28.2011 8:23 PM PDT

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