- bobismymom
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- Fabled Legendary Member
From the moment Bob's birth-cord was cut, every girl's hymen has belonged to him.
There must have been a dildo in that Wii control they found
For when they shoved it up his ass, he began to walk around, aaand
Chad Warden the fanboy, was as ABAP as can be
But the -blam!-es say, that he was mad -blam!-, and talked -blam!- on PS3
Posted by: dambem
Posted by: RaftyKitten
nepats190
Posted by: dambem
No
He will become evil after he has a son
and his son will become evil after he has a son
and he will cause the sun to attack the earth
Therefor we must kill him now
But
You know too much
you too must die now
And dont think of running
I have snipers on the rooftops
*Pulls out revolver*[/quote]
Do it. But before it is done, we must leave our mark. Here[/quote] my gosh, the reconeirs i though we killed them off :O[/quote]
18289372373 years ago we lost 3000000 men in the blink of an eye.And the world just -blam!- watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of warriors, no shortage of Reconeirs. *Pulls out revolver* I hope you understand.[/quote]
GET OVER YOURESELF
RECON DIED 320 YEARS AGO
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NEPATS283, NEPATS736, NEPATS728 ALL MUST DIE! AHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T GET THE -blam!- NUMBERS OUT OF MY HEAD!
WHAT HAPPENED IN TORTUGA BOB?
Hes gone. But i was there, Recon, Recon told me at Tortuga*Flahback* STEP 1! SECURE THE CHIKYONE!
STEP 2! ACEND FROM NIHILANTICA!
STEP 3! RAIN FONGOLIA!
STEP 4! UNLEASH THE NOVA!
STEP 5! SCREW THE WINGED FEMALE RECONIER!
STEP 6! WIELD A FIST OF SMONGMATOR!
STEP 7! RAISE THE NETHER!
STEP 8! FREEDOM!
I WAS THERE
STEP 9 GET SHOT BY AWESOME FACE *SHOOTS YOURE FACE WITH A EXPLOSIVE NAPALM MAGNUM*
*Gets up from chair with huge hole in head* *Sniff Sniff* I feel it. Nepats736 is near.