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Subject: Family Guy Quotes
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Post ur favorite Family Guy quotes. "Id love 2 stay and talk but ur a total b itch"-Stewie

  • 08.22.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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hey, what do you want to to do? whack a guy? off a guy? whack off a guy?... cuz I'm married

  • 08.22.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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You, bring me the Wall Street Journal, you two, fight to the death! -Stewie-

oh, btw the last one was from Peter.

"Damn you crafty Mexicans and your glass candy" -Peter-

  • 08.22.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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"In the 80's i was always in bed at 8 and home by eleven, o yeah"- Quagmire

  • 08.22.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
You, bring me the Wall Street Journal, you two, fight to the death! -Stewie-

oh, btw the last one was from Peter.

"Damn you crafty Mexicans and your glass candy" -Peter-

LMAO

  • 08.22.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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Dear Diary...Jackpot... -Quagmire-

Oh, does this look like a Q to you? ... How about now? - Quagmire-

  • 08.22.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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" So peter where do u find urself in 10 years." (peter thinking) dont say doin ur wife, dont say doin ur wife.(peter speaking) " Doin ur........son"

  • 08.22.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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"O, good i dont have 2 cook" "Cook anyway Louis, we'll throw it out, dont want u 2 get rusty"

  • 08.22.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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Well, Lois, if you won't hire back Mr. Farkus, then I only have one choice... TO KILL YOU!!!!!!...*raises axe* in the race for school board! *pounds in poster into ground for his campaign with axe* -peter-

  • 08.22.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
Well, Lois, if you won't hire back Mr. Farkus, then I only have one choice... TO KILL YOU!!!!!!...*raises axe* in the race for school board! *pounds in poster into ground for his campaign with axe* -peter-

lol

  • 08.22.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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"You're being a child!"
"Oh yeah? well if I'm a child, that makes you a pedo.phile, and i don't hang around with perverts."

  • 08.22.2004 7:39 PM PDT

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"Because you touch yourself at night."

  • 08.22.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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We're one the road to Rhode Island...

  • 08.22.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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"But there's an evil monkey in my closet." Evil monkey comes down and points at him. "Grr"

  • 08.22.2004 7:46 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Ju
Ju
Ju
Ju
Just like tha bad guy
from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity
so Hammer you can't sue
Can't touch this

Wait. Stop
Peter Time.


You wanna go take a dump in mother maggie's shoes?
<stewie shakes head yes>
Ok. Let's go take a dump in mother maggie's shoes.

  • 08.22.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.

So go away.

-Dad, the guy outside won't let me go to school.
-Oh yeah. Him and what army?
-The U.S. army.
-Oh yeah, that's a good army.

  • 08.22.2004 9:02 PM PDT
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"Ehhh, We shouldn't buy a used car. One of my old friends bought a used car and 10 years later, BOOM, herpies."

  • 08.22.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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Haha, damn I love family guy. Can't wait for season 4! June 2005. :(

  • 08.22.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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Peter:
"Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?"

Brian:
" That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible."

Peter:
"Wrong, the ugly one!"

  • 08.22.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vella
Peter:
"Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?"

Brian:
" That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible."

Peter:
"Wrong, the ugly one!"

Omg ROFL! I just saw that one on winamp. Hahahahaha!

[Edited on 8/22/2004 10:05:27 PM]

  • 08.22.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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After nuke holocaust

-dont worry we have plenty....omg peter did u just eat 3 years supply of food and water!?
-yes
"peter gets HUMONGOUSLY fat"
-everyone out; I have to poop......NOW!

  • 08.22.2004 10:07 PM PDT
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Peter: ...all I could afford was that big ass pinata. *camera cuts to ass-shaped pinata*
Brian: I sure hope candy comes out of that.

  • 08.22.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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After nuke holocaust

Game over man game over!

Stewie, snap out of it!


(I love it they got a quote from Aliens in there)

  • 08.22.2004 10:32 PM PDT

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