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Post ur favorite Family Guy quotes. "Id love 2 stay and talk but ur a total b itch"-Stewie
hey, what do you want to to do? whack a guy? off a guy? whack off a guy?... cuz I'm married
You, bring me the Wall Street Journal, you two, fight to the death! -Stewie-oh, btw the last one was from Peter."Damn you crafty Mexicans and your glass candy" -Peter-
"In the 80's i was always in bed at 8 and home by eleven, o yeah"- Quagmire
Posted by: Frag MasterYou, bring me the Wall Street Journal, you two, fight to the death! -Stewie-oh, btw the last one was from Peter."Damn you crafty Mexicans and your glass candy" -Peter-LMAO
Dear Diary...Jackpot... -Quagmire-Oh, does this look like a Q to you? ... How about now? - Quagmire-
" So peter where do u find urself in 10 years." (peter thinking) dont say doin ur wife, dont say doin ur wife.(peter speaking) " Doin ur........son"
"O, good i dont have 2 cook" "Cook anyway Louis, we'll throw it out, dont want u 2 get rusty"
Well, Lois, if you won't hire back Mr. Farkus, then I only have one choice... TO KILL YOU!!!!!!...*raises axe* in the race for school board! *pounds in poster into ground for his campaign with axe* -peter-
Posted by: Frag MasterWell, Lois, if you won't hire back Mr. Farkus, then I only have one choice... TO KILL YOU!!!!!!...*raises axe* in the race for school board! *pounds in poster into ground for his campaign with axe* -peter-lol
"You're being a child!""Oh yeah? well if I'm a child, that makes you a pedo.phile, and i don't hang around with perverts."
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"Because you touch yourself at night."
We're one the road to Rhode Island...
"But there's an evil monkey in my closet." Evil monkey comes down and points at him. "Grr"
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
JuJuJuJu Just like tha bad guyfrom Lethal Weapon 2I've got diplomatic immunityso Hammer you can't sueCan't touch thisWait. StopPeter Time.You wanna go take a dump in mother maggie's shoes?<stewie shakes head yes>Ok. Let's go take a dump in mother maggie's shoes.
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-Dad, the guy outside won't let me go to school.-Oh yeah. Him and what army?-The U.S. army.-Oh yeah, that's a good army.
"Ehhh, We shouldn't buy a used car. One of my old friends bought a used car and 10 years later, BOOM, herpies."
Haha, damn I love family guy. Can't wait for season 4! June 2005. :(
Peter: "Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?"Brian:" That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible."Peter: "Wrong, the ugly one!"
Posted by: VellaPeter: "Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?"Brian:" That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible."Peter: "Wrong, the ugly one!"Omg ROFL! I just saw that one on winamp. Hahahahaha![Edited on 8/22/2004 10:05:27 PM]
After nuke holocaust-dont worry we have plenty....omg peter did u just eat 3 years supply of food and water!?-yes"peter gets HUMONGOUSLY fat"-everyone out; I have to poop......NOW!
Peter: ...all I could afford was that big ass pinata. *camera cuts to ass-shaped pinata*Brian: I sure hope candy comes out of that.
After nuke holocaustGame over man game over!Stewie, snap out of it!(I love it they got a quote from Aliens in there)