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Subject: Family Guy Quotes
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" I fixed your vaccum cleaner, and a meatball was stuck in it" " did u save it?" " Um.. no" " You bastard"

  • 08.30.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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"-blam!-l junction whats it function taking in sperm and spitting out babies!!"t
the school house rock guys in the sex ed class

  • 08.30.2004 11:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halogod97478
"-blam!-l junction whats it function taking in sperm and spitting out babies!!"t
the school house rock guys in the sex ed class

LOL!! I saw that episode last night!!!!!!!

  • 08.30.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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Peter: It's so fun it should be illegal, like copyright infringement
(peter turns into mickey mouse)
Peter: HO HO! See you at the game Joe, HO HO!

  • 08.30.2004 2:03 PM PDT
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-kiss saves santa- the movie
"Hang on Santa" "everyonr knows Pterodactyls cant stand the sound of an electric guitar..."
Peter:"I was watching that"
Clerk:"It will been on next Christmas"
Peter:"who knows when that will be."

  • 09.02.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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Peter: -blam!- people aren't dirty,they've been a clean and industrious people ever since they came from France.

  • 09.02.2004 3:09 PM PDT
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Oh yeah,and there was this deleted scence from the Episode where peter becomes a jouster,
where he's in sex ed with this kids,and he's like...

Peter:....and so,the stork comes,and brings the baby in a blanket.
little Billy: But Mr. Griffin, I thought that a man had to stick his -blam!- in a woman's -blam!-.
Peter:....Hehehehe,Billy,you're a dirty little bastard,ain't ya! But I like the way you think.

  • 09.02.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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stewie----"how funny, rodger, it almost sound like....ELIMINATE" (sound of a gun fires)

  • 09.02.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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Chris looking at his face reflecting off the river: "OH no I'm drowning!"

  • 09.02.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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*Outhouse tips over with peter in it*
Peter: Oh god.....Oh god....It's everywhere.....It's in my RACOON WOUNDS....

  • 09.02.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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Bill Cosby: Stewie,you say? It's kinda like Stew only witha EEEEEEE at the end!!!

  • 09.02.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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Stewie: Thats it Mr. Giraffe eat all the Marmelade

[Edited on 9/2/2004 3:25:40 PM]

  • 09.02.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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Stewie:*pretending to hump Piggy from the muppets* Oh god,I'm having sex with a pig....I have become my father..........

  • 09.02.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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Make yourself useful and wipe my ass -stewie-

  • 09.02.2004 3:38 PM PDT
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These make me want to watch family guy.

  • 09.02.2004 4:35 PM PDT

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