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Subject: LASO Glitch

Posted by: PlumthePlaya
Posted by: RJ27
No! Justin Beiber alone cannot stop them... what I am about to suggest may be as devastating as a Halo ring, and might kill all life in the UNIVERSE!!! But it may be the only way...

We must play Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and The Jonas brothers...
IN HARMONY!!!

If we do this, we will have to take shelter in underground-soundproof bunkers, and it may be days before we come out again to see what remains of the universe...

but it's our only chance.


But the power of that alone is more powerful than all the halo rings combined! If we use that, we'll all be done for!

GOD DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND! THIS IS OUR LASST HOPE!

  • 01.31.2011 6:56 PM PDT

Posted by: flab0
The Moas. We must protect them! They are our LAST hope! Without them, there is no human race! We have to save them! Hurry! Herd all of them into the back of the frigate! Leave the civilians!

Fool! Don't you see? Humans are Moas...

[Edited on 01.31.2011 6:57 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: RC Clone
Sergeant Stacker and his squad have been rescued with minimal causalities. Requesting Pelican evac for my forces and Stacker's. Spartan 104 has succeeded in his rescue efforts as well. His team is heading back to the Ghettysburg. We need to do the same.


There's two ships up? huh tell me ts position the Spirit of the Dawn over at it so we can start forming a small fleet

You're not flying the Ghettysburg? All troops reverse course! Do not go towards the Ghettysburg. It has been captured by the enemy. I need you to shoot that ship down before it takes us out.

  • 01.31.2011 6:58 PM PDT

Posted by: PimpMyirhm

Posted by: chevronsam
wait is this affecting everyone!?!

The words OP!
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

GOD DAMMIT MAXIS! WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER! WE ARE OUT OF TIME!

[Edited on 01.31.2011 6:59 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 6:58 PM PDT

check out my fileshare for a my original CCS class Covenant battlecruiser for your machinima needs!

I also have invasion and crazy king maps, check it out.

Let me call my cousin who specializes in species conservation, we cannot forget our Guta, they could aid our battle with our enemy, arm them with warthog turrets

  • 01.31.2011 6:59 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: RC Clone
Sergeant Stacker and his squad have been rescued with minimal causalities. Requesting Pelican evac for my forces and Stacker's. Spartan 104 has succeeded in his rescue efforts as well. His team is heading back to the Ghettysburg. We need to do the same.


There's two ships up? huh tell me ts position the Spirit of the Dawn over at it so we can start forming a small fleet

You're not flying the Ghettysburg? All troops reverse course! Do not go towards the Ghettysburg. It has been captured by the enemy. I need you to shoot that ship down before it takes us out.

Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

  • 01.31.2011 6:59 PM PDT
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ODST: Then...who the hell is that at the doo-

*explosions, explosions everywhere*

ODST: DAMN IT! THEY'VE BREACHED THE DOORS!

ODST: GET THEM OUT OF HERE, PILOT! NOW!!

Pilot: But, sir-!

ODST: BUT NOTHING! GO! NOW!!

*pushes emergency evac thrusters*

Pilot: No!

  • 01.31.2011 7:00 PM PDT

Life to lifeless, to eternity.
Life to lifeless, the cycle repeats.
--
Trophy shot 'Focus' has been featured on the Bungie.net home page! Thanks, Bungie!

Now under the words "Contact Position," there's a round green button that says "Push to Close."

...Push it.

  • 01.31.2011 7:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: RC Clone
Sergeant Stacker and his squad have been rescued with minimal causalities. Requesting Pelican evac for my forces and Stacker's. Spartan 104 has succeeded in his rescue efforts as well. His team is heading back to the Ghettysburg. We need to do the same.


There's two ships up? huh tell me ts position the Spirit of the Dawn over at it so we can start forming a small fleet

You're not flying the Ghettysburg? All troops reverse course! Do not go towards the Ghettysburg. It has been captured by the enemy. I need you to shoot that ship down before it takes us out.

Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

You are authorized to fire as soon as that AI has a targeting solution.

  • 01.31.2011 7:01 PM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: RC Clone
Sergeant Stacker and his squad have been rescued with minimal causalities. Requesting Pelican evac for my forces and Stacker's. Spartan 104 has succeeded in his rescue efforts as well. His team is heading back to the Ghettysburg. We need to do the same.


There's two ships up? huh tell me ts position the Spirit of the Dawn over at it so we can start forming a small fleet

You're not flying the Ghettysburg? All troops reverse course! Do not go towards the Ghettysburg. It has been captured by the enemy. I need you to shoot that ship down before it takes us out.

Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!


bro I'm not one of them and im not flying the Gettysburg! I'm flying the Spirit of the Dawn and it has yet to be compromised

[Edited on 01.31.2011 7:04 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 7:02 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

My patience isn't infinite sir! I request mac rounds to take down the captured Ghettysburg! Do you copy?

  • 01.31.2011 7:02 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: RC Clone
Sergeant Stacker and his squad have been rescued with minimal causalities. Requesting Pelican evac for my forces and Stacker's. Spartan 104 has succeeded in his rescue efforts as well. His team is heading back to the Ghettysburg. We need to do the same.


There's two ships up? huh tell me ts position the Spirit of the Dawn over at it so we can start forming a small fleet

You're not flying the Ghettysburg? All troops reverse course! Do not go towards the Ghettysburg. It has been captured by the enemy. I need you to shoot that ship down before it takes us out.

Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

You are authorized to fire as soon as that AI has a targeting solution.

Targeted acquired!

*fires several mac shots*

wait, that's not right...abort! Abort! Take cover! Just go-

-End transmission

  • 01.31.2011 7:03 PM PDT

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Do you remember the Alamo? Fifty men lost their lives to protect a couple civilians. In the end, all were killed, but not without a loss. They had eliminated 500 members of the Mexican army. A sacrifice for the greater good. That is why we're here today. To save the human race. And if I'm gonna die, I'm taking as many of those sons of b*tches with me. One last order...give 'em hell.

*detonates core next to Threshold II, causing a supernova and wiping out billions of enemy ships*

  • 01.31.2011 7:06 PM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: chevronsam

[quote]Posted by: RC Clone
Sergeant Stacker and his squad have been rescued with minimal causalities. Requesting Pelican evac for my forces and Stacker's. Spartan 104 has succeeded in his rescue efforts as well. His team is heading back to the Ghettysburg. We need to do the same.


There's two ships up? huh tell me ts position the Spirit of the Dawn over at it so we can start forming a small fleet

You're not flying the Ghettysburg? All troops reverse course! Do not go towards the Ghettysburg. It has been captured by the enemy. I need you to shoot that ship down before it takes us out.

Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

Targeted acquired!

*fires several mac shots*

wait, that's not right...abort! Abort! Take cover! Just go-

-End transmission


What are you doing?! your shooting at a friendly!

  • 01.31.2011 7:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16
Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

You are authorized to fire as soon as that AI has a targeting solution.

Targeted acquired!

*fires several mac shots*

wait, that's not right...abort! Abort! Take cover! Just go-

-End transmission

We lost the Summer Resolve. The Ghettysburg Is definitely under enemy control. Any one with Mac Capabilities has a standing order to target the Ghettysburg above all other space targets. And we need to hurry before those things figure out how to attack back.

  • 01.31.2011 7:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fatal1ty
Do you remember the Alamo? Fifty men lost their lives to protect a couple civilians. In the end, all were killed, but not without a loss. They had eliminated 500 members of the Mexican army. A sacrifice for the greater good. That is why we're here today. To save the human race. And if I'm gonna die, I'm taking as many of those sons of b*tches with me. One last order...give 'em hell.

*detonates core next to Threshold II, causing a supernova and wiping out billions of enemy ships*




*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


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  • 01.31.2011 7:09 PM PDT

WE were all warned!!! Why did you that?!! A Thousand hells await for you!
........Oh god they're comiiiiiingg....bracee youuurselves!

  • 01.31.2011 7:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: flab0
Posted by: Fatal1ty
Do you remember the Alamo? Fifty men lost their lives to protect a couple civilians. In the end, all were killed, but not without a loss. They had eliminated 500 members of the Mexican army. A sacrifice for the greater good. That is why we're here today. To save the human race. And if I'm gonna die, I'm taking as many of those sons of b*tches with me. One last order...give 'em hell.

*detonates core next to Threshold II, causing a supernova and wiping out billions of enemy ships*




*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


*Slipspace rupture detected*


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They must have taken over the whole damn Covenant fleet.

  • 01.31.2011 7:09 PM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16
Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

You are authorized to fire as soon as that AI has a targeting solution.

Targeted acquired!

*fires several mac shots*

wait, that's not right...abort! Abort! Take cover! Just go-

-End transmission

We lost the Summer Resolve. The Ghettysburg Is definitely under enemy control. Any one with Mac Capabilities has a standing order to target the Ghettysburg above all other space targets. And we need to hurry before those things figure out how to attack back.


Alright since i'm in command of the Spirit of the Dawn, different ship from the Gettysburg, I'll shoot it with orbital rounds

  • 01.31.2011 7:11 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: Austin lax16
Requesting mac rounds to take down the Ghettysburg sir!

You are authorized to fire as soon as that AI has a targeting solution.

Targeted acquired!

*fires several mac shots*

wait, that's not right...abort! Abort! Take cover! Just go-

-End transmission

We lost the Summer Resolve. The Ghettysburg Is definitely under enemy control. Any one with Mac Capabilities has a standing order to target the Ghettysburg above all other space targets. And we need to hurry before those things figure out how to attack back.

*coughs*

This is the Summer Resolve. We have sustained heavy damage and casualties. Our mac is totally fried. I'm grabbing a nova bomb and a Sabre along with other survivors. I'm finishing the fight, sir.

  • 01.31.2011 7:12 PM PDT

check out my fileshare for a my original CCS class Covenant battlecruiser for your machinima needs!

I also have invasion and crazy king maps, check it out.

I think there is a secret weapon developed along with the Sabre program

  • 01.31.2011 7:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

The Gettysburg is moving towards the Dawn now. We need to get out of here. S-104 and S-117 have gotten to the Dawn and most my squad is on board too. I hope you have that Slipspace drive charged up because we need to leave now!

  • 01.31.2011 7:13 PM PDT

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Dear God...they've found Reach! First the Covenant glassed it, but now...no, no it can't be! My family lives there! No!

  • 01.31.2011 7:14 PM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: LongshotWielder
I think there is a secret weapon developed along with the Sabre program


Secreat? HA! after the Covenant in vaision on reach decades ago, they were suddenly no longer secreat and now is the main source of defence. I have 125 on my ship on stand-by

  • 01.31.2011 7:14 PM PDT

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!


Posted by: RC Clone
The Gettysburg is moving towards the Dawn now. We need to get out of here. S-104 and S-117 have gotten to the Dawn and most my squad is on board too. I hope you have that Slipspace drive charged up because we need to leave now!

Yes sir. Assault of the Ghettysburg in progress, sir. See you on the other side.

  • 01.31.2011 7:15 PM PDT