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Posted by: CravenDescent
Jesus Christ.... we're too late to stop this....

What the heck are you talking about.

I'm a Floodian invading the Reach forums... hi.

tis the end of humanity /b/ wanna be

  • 01.31.2011 7:34 PM PDT

Experience is not what happens to a man, but what a man does with what haappens to him.

Posted by: turchlurch18
This is a serious matter.

Spoil sport ;)

  • 01.31.2011 7:37 PM PDT

IT'S TOO LATE! THEY'VE ALREADY DONE IT! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!!!

  • 01.31.2011 7:40 PM PDT

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Commander Clone? Oh, god...I think we lost him...another person lost in this giant ball of -blam!- you call life.

  • 01.31.2011 7:40 PM PDT

This Captain David L Kranbe hailing on an open channel. WHen I dissapeared after investigate the marty situation I found the Covenant supercarrier Imminant Predator loaded with an army of split-jaw survivors. We are on-route to reach to see if there are any survivors there.

Some one, Anyone, Please Respond!

  • 01.31.2011 7:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Underdog
Yiff. And man, you wouldn't believe how mad my girlfriend got when she found out what I do in my spare time.
Posted by: Harlow: Chode feels my pain. He is my friend and I love him.Posted by: II Pr0diG II: so we was down der on the baya and i said to my feriend bradley chode are you the real harlow?

This is my first post in this forum in forever.

I applaud you sir for making a thread worth it.

You should come over to the flood sometime.

  • 01.31.2011 7:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Sorry there was another matter on board the Dawn. We are currently traveling through Slipspace and I don't know if you know this, but we can no longer send a signal back to normal space. It's okay though. The NOVA bomb is going to detonate in 2 minutes.

  • 01.31.2011 7:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

1 minute and counting.

  • 01.31.2011 7:45 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe
This Captain David L Kranbe hailing on an open channel. WHen I dissapeared after investigate the marty situation I found the Covenant supercarrier Imminant Predator loaded with an army of split-jaw survivors. We are on-route to reach to see if there are any survivors there.

Some one, Anyone, Please Respond!

UNSC Blazing Pheonix answering distress.
This is UNSC Army Colonel Codename THREESIXXERO, temporarily in command of the UNSC Super Carrier Blazing Pheonix via ONI protocols. Standing by to assist.

  • 01.31.2011 7:45 PM PDT


Posted by: chode
This is my first post in this forum in forever.

I applaud you sir for making a thread worth it.

You should come over to the flood sometime.


Dammkit sir can't you see the gravity of the Situation! Invite people to tea some other time and get to work or get running.
Earth may have been compromised even after we cleared it so take no chances.

  • 01.31.2011 7:45 PM PDT

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NOOOOOOOOOOO! They took my leg!!!!!

  • 01.31.2011 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

*Neutron star supernovae explosion.

All enemy ships on Harmony, in low-medium orbit, and any other place within a 20,000km radius are dead.

  • 01.31.2011 7:48 PM PDT


Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe
This Captain David L Kranbe hailing on an open channel. WHen I dissapeared after investigate the marty situation I found the Covenant supercarrier Imminant Predator loaded with an army of split-jaw survivors. We are on-route to reach to see if there are any survivors there.

Some one, Anyone, Please Respond!

UNSC Blazing Pheonix answering distress.
This is UNSC Army Colonel Codename THREESIXXERO, temporarily in command of the UNSC Super Carrier Blazing Pheonix via ONI protocols. Standing by to assist.


We copy.

Were are you and is the Gettysburg actually in enemy hands, I heard a slightly scrambled distress cal saying It and the whole damn covenant fleet were putting up a blockade against Captain Fatality

Colonel we need coordinates and we need them now!!

  • 01.31.2011 7:48 PM PDT

mongooses are the best. Remember that.

Do you like to forge? Want a place to share your maps? Want to join a friendly forging group? Plasmic Forgers

Oh my god. It has started..NO!!

  • 01.31.2011 7:48 PM PDT

RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

  • 01.31.2011 7:49 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe
This Captain David L Kranbe hailing on an open channel. WHen I dissapeared after investigate the marty situation I found the Covenant supercarrier Imminant Predator loaded with an army of split-jaw survivors. We are on-route to reach to see if there are any survivors there.

Some one, Anyone, Please Respond!

UNSC Blazing Pheonix answering distress.
This is UNSC Army Colonel Codename THREESIXXERO, temporarily in command of the UNSC Super Carrier Blazing Pheonix via ONI protocols. Standing by to assist.


We copy.

Were are you and is the Gettysburg actually in enemy hands, I heard a slightly scrambled distress cal saying It and the whole damn covenant fleet were putting up a blockade against Captain Fatality

Colonel we need coordinates and we need them now!!

We are slingshot orbiting the nearby planet RE345's moon in order to gain enough speed to make a rapid dropoff over the weakest position of the Covenant blockade. Sending coordinates now.

  • 01.31.2011 7:52 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

UNSC Gettysburg is crippled. I have ships en route for repair now.

[Edited on 01.31.2011 7:55 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Captain's log:

26 hours since escaping our new enemy.

They were able to take over a heavily fortified ship, The Gettysburg, with no signs of outward damage. They were also able to use the ships weapons systems although they lacked the ability to aim them. It was only by chance that they were able to take down the Summer Resolve.

The enemy also took control of multiple Covenant ships, ~ 12 CCS-Battlecruisers, 3 Corvettes, and one light Frigate. Although they were able to use those ships Slipspace drives, they were unable to fire their weapons and we just flew past them.

I record this message along with AI assisted battle records in hopes that should we face this enemy again we will be more prepared. This isn't the end. I think we're just getting started.

Commander out.

[Edited on 01.31.2011 7:56 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

  • 01.31.2011 7:55 PM PDT


Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe
This Captain David L Kranbe hailing on an open channel. WHen I dissapeared after investigate the marty situation I found the Covenant supercarrier Imminant Predator loaded with an army of split-jaw survivors. We are on-route to reach to see if there are any survivors there.

Some one, Anyone, Please Respond!

UNSC Blazing Pheonix answering distress.
This is UNSC Army Colonel Codename THREESIXXERO, temporarily in command of the UNSC Super Carrier Blazing Pheonix via ONI protocols. Standing by to assist.


We copy.

Were are you and is the Gettysburg actually in enemy hands, I heard a slightly scrambled distress cal saying It and the whole damn covenant fleet were putting up a blockade against Captain Fatality

Colonel we need coordinates and we need them now!!

We are slingshot orbiting the nearby planet RE345's moon in order to gain enough speed to make a rapid dropoff over the weakest position of the Covenant blockade. Sending coordinates now.


By covenant do you mean the REAL enemy?

the covenant are losing their cR same as us. They're just fighting on a different front. Colonel If you take out their blockade then the reinforcements that all enemy fronts will recieve could end this war in an hour.

  • 01.31.2011 7:56 PM PDT


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

Then why am I reading the Gettysburg IFF 20,000 Klicks from my current position?

  • 01.31.2011 7:56 PM PDT


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

All right then..
I'm headed to reach to drive off the invasion there. Will you be joining me commander?

[Edited on 01.31.2011 7:59 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 7:58 PM PDT

this r spartan 1337 shocker reproting.
i r redy 4 teh battles, mai armor lock and gun are redy. BK mode on. moa equipped. melee sysetm broken. lulzorz, ALL SYSTEMS GO, I REPEAT, ALL SYSTEMS GO!

I'm attempting to launch out of the port side docking bay with nothing but a mere thrust pack- but remain worry free. I will banshee bomb those Covie bastards senseless with their own equipment.

  • 01.31.2011 7:59 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe
This Captain David L Kranbe hailing on an open channel. WHen I dissapeared after investigate the marty situation I found the Covenant supercarrier Imminant Predator loaded with an army of split-jaw survivors. We are on-route to reach to see if there are any survivors there.

Some one, Anyone, Please Respond!

UNSC Blazing Pheonix answering distress.
This is UNSC Army Colonel Codename THREESIXXERO, temporarily in command of the UNSC Super Carrier Blazing Pheonix via ONI protocols. Standing by to assist.


We copy.

Were are you and is the Gettysburg actually in enemy hands, I heard a slightly scrambled distress cal saying It and the whole damn covenant fleet were putting up a blockade against Captain Fatality

Colonel we need coordinates and we need them now!!

We are slingshot orbiting the nearby planet RE345's moon in order to gain enough speed to make a rapid dropoff over the weakest position of the Covenant blockade. Sending coordinates now.


By covenant do you mean the REAL enemy?

the covenant are losing their cR same as us. They're just fighting on a different front. Colonel If you take out their blockade then the reinforcements that all enemy fronts will recieve could end this war in an hour.

Negative. Dropoff is not a nuclear package, it is an EMP device. It is remote activated, and I have the detonator. If worse comes to worse, at least the infection will not move beyond the blockade position.

  • 01.31.2011 7:59 PM PDT


Posted by: xXT3H SH0CK3RXx
this r spartan 1337 shocker reproting.
i r redy 4 teh battles, mai armor lock and gun are redy. BK mode on. moa equipped. melee sysetm broken. lulzorz, ALL SYSTEMS GO, I REPEAT, ALL SYSTEMS GO!

I'm attempting to launch out of the port side docking bay with nothing but a mere thrust pack- but remain worry free. I will banshee bomb those Covie bastards senseless with their own equipment.


STOP BEING A NUB 1337!

Those "Covie bastards" are my Crew, now GTFO!

  • 01.31.2011 8:01 PM PDT