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Posted by: xXT3H SH0CK3RXx
this r spartan 1337 shocker reproting.
i r redy 4 teh battles, mai armor lock and gun are redy. BK mode on. moa equipped. melee sysetm broken. lulzorz, ALL SYSTEMS GO, I REPEAT, ALL SYSTEMS GO!

I'm attempting to launch out of the port side docking bay with nothing but a mere thrust pack- but remain worry free. I will banshee bomb those Covie bastards senseless with their own equipment.

Right....
*Jettisons Shocker into some random direction*
Maybe he'll hit something....

  • 01.31.2011 8:01 PM PDT

Spread the love...

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: xXT3H SH0CK3RXx
this r spartan 1337 shocker reproting.
i r redy 4 teh battles, mai armor lock and gun are redy. BK mode on. moa equipped. melee sysetm broken. lulzorz, ALL SYSTEMS GO, I REPEAT, ALL SYSTEMS GO!

I'm attempting to launch out of the port side docking bay with nothing but a mere thrust pack- but remain worry free. I will banshee bomb those Covie bastards senseless with their own equipment.

Right....
*Jettisons Shocker into some random direction*
Maybe he'll hit something....


They're returning fire, they're returning fire!

*KABOOM*

We've been hit! Man the defenses they're invading onto the ship!

  • 01.31.2011 8:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

Then why am I reading the Gettysburg IFF 20,000 Klicks from my current position?

Out of character response.

If you are tuning only two pages ago you missed the part where The Gettysburg attacked and destroyed the Summer Resolve and was designated an enemy because of hostile actions and radio silence. A crazed and injured pilot landed a Sabre armed with a NOVA bomb into the Gettysburg's hangar bay and set a timer for 30 minutes. A little while latter a large group of zombie Covenant ships came out of slipspace and then remained still over the planet. The dawn and I along with Captain Fatal and his ship escaped into slipspace approximately 10 minutes before the NOVA bomb went off and killed the rogue ships.

Roleplaying is serious business.

  • 01.31.2011 8:02 PM PDT

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I apologize for the inconvenience. I had...matters to take care of. Commander Clone, are you active? I repeat, Commander Clone, are you active?

  • 01.31.2011 8:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

All right then..
I'm headed to reach to drive off the invasion there. Will you be joining me commander?

I'm currently under the directives of the Cole Protocol and can not proceed directly to your location to assist you.

  • 01.31.2011 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: Fatal1ty
I apologize for the inconvenience. I had...matters to take care of. Commander Clone, are you active? I repeat, Commander Clone, are you active?

Currently taking a Cole Protocol derived route to Captain Kranbe's location.

  • 01.31.2011 8:05 PM PDT

Jesus, how is this thread still alive?

  • 01.31.2011 8:06 PM PDT

Chill, you've got a green reticule.
No.. No!.. Noooo!!!!

Not a betrayal boot!
Credits... I had 78,000!
Only four thousand left? This is madness!
Oh wait never mind, I bought JFO.
False alarm, but I have good news. I have located a stash of over 3.6 million credits under the (wing?) of a Moa.
I will disable the creature with an EMP blast from my Armor Lock.

  • 01.31.2011 8:06 PM PDT

I've been avoiding this thread all day. Why? So I don't become infected.
I. Must. Survive.

  • 01.31.2011 8:07 PM PDT


Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

UNSC Blazing Pheonix answering distress.
This is UNSC Army Colonel Codename THREESIXXERO, temporarily in command of the UNSC Super Carrier Blazing Pheonix via ONI protocols. Standing by to assist.


We copy.

Were are you and is the Gettysburg actually in enemy hands, I heard a slightly scrambled distress cal saying It and the whole damn covenant fleet were putting up a blockade against Captain Fatality

Colonel we need coordinates and we need them now!!

We are slingshot orbiting the nearby planet RE345's moon in order to gain enough speed to make a rapid dropoff over the weakest position of the Covenant blockade. Sending coordinates now.


By covenant do you mean the REAL enemy?

the covenant are losing their cR same as us. They're just fighting on a different front. Colonel If you take out their blockade then the reinforcements that all enemy fronts will recieve could end this war in an hour.

Negative. Dropoff is not a nuclear package, it is an EMP device. It is remote activated, and I have the detonator. If worse comes to worse, at least the infection will not move beyond the blockade position.

As long as the situation is in hand.

Well colonel I'm off too Reach.
Do us proud

  • 01.31.2011 8:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: boomdeyadah
Jesus, how is this thread still alive?

What do you mean alive?

I lost half my men here today.

  • 01.31.2011 8:08 PM PDT


Posted by: burritosenior
I've been avoiding this thread all day. Why? So I don't become infected.
I. Must. Survive.

burrito! You ships is under attack by the infected! Jettison your storage bays NOW!

  • 01.31.2011 8:08 PM PDT

Haters gunna Hate.

Hahahaha
Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: boomdeyadah
Jesus, how is this thread still alive?

What do you mean alive?

I lost half my men here today.

  • 01.31.2011 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: Hobbit2513
Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: boomdeyadah
Jesus, how is this thread still alive?

What do you mean alive?

I lost half my men here today.

Hahahaha

You mock our resolve? We are fighting for humanity's survival.

  • 01.31.2011 8:10 PM PDT


Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

Then why am I reading the Gettysburg IFF 20,000 Klicks from my current position?

Out of character response.

If you are tuning only two pages ago you missed the part where The Gettysburg attacked and destroyed the Summer Resolve and was designated an enemy because of hostile actions and radio silence. A crazed and injured pilot landed a Sabre armed with a NOVA bomb into the Gettysburg's hangar bay and set a timer for 30 minutes. A little while latter a large group of zombie Covenant ships came out of slipspace and then remained still over the planet. The dawn and I along with Captain Fatal and his ship escaped into slipspace approximately 10 minutes before the NOVA bomb went off and killed the rogue ships.

Roleplaying is serious business.


*Out of context*

I read the pages I just never figured out wether it was reach earth or eridanus II.

  • 01.31.2011 8:10 PM PDT


Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: burritosenior
I've been avoiding this thread all day. Why? So I don't become infected.
I. Must. Survive.

burrito! You ships is under attack by the infected! Jettison your storage bays NOW!

You're gonna lose more in a minute. We've got 20 infected craft on an intercept course for you, and my slingshot orbit won't let me decelerate enough to assist.

  • 01.31.2011 8:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: RC Clone
Posted by: KranBe
RC CLONE!!!! are you still in action?

And where the -blam- is the GETTYSBURG!!????!!

was it at harmony?

Gettysburg was one of them. The other ships were Covenant and infected. We killed the enemy back there. Gettysburg and the Covenant ships have been vaporized.

Then why am I reading the Gettysburg IFF 20,000 Klicks from my current position?

Out of character response.

If you are tuning only two pages ago you missed the part where The Gettysburg attacked and destroyed the Summer Resolve and was designated an enemy because of hostile actions and radio silence. A crazed and injured pilot landed a Sabre armed with a NOVA bomb into the Gettysburg's hangar bay and set a timer for 30 minutes. A little while latter a large group of zombie Covenant ships came out of slipspace and then remained still over the planet. The dawn and I along with Captain Fatal and his ship escaped into slipspace approximately 10 minutes before the NOVA bomb went off and killed the rogue ships.

Roleplaying is serious business.


*Out of context*

I read the pages I just never figured out wether it was reach earth or eridanus II.

People were naming planets at random. I did too. Sorry.

  • 01.31.2011 8:13 PM PDT

AWWW HELLL!!!
I CAN'T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE INFECTED HERE!!

Alrighty, Commander Clone- Whenever you get here prepare to exit slipspace straight into hell. I'm going to get this party started with some bording parties. Laugh at the pun.
Now all possible ground forces are to descend and help the survivors holdout.

Captain Fatality if you can spare anything, get its ass over here five minutes ago. Can't use nova bombs without biting of half of reach, so this is going to ba a long fight.

  • 01.31.2011 8:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

I'm going to enter the cryotube and hibernate for the remainder of our trip to help Kranbe.

Our AI will wake me when we get there.

Commander out.

  • 01.31.2011 8:17 PM PDT

My God... I just found the explanation for the lost credits... they are gone forever...

They were kept in Jorge's backpack, along with Kat's arm and driving skill. Jorge was destroyed..

Or.. What if he had teleported to Fred?..

  • 01.31.2011 8:18 PM PDT


Posted by: RC Clone
I'm going to enter the cryotube and hibernate for the remainder of our trip to help Kranbe.

Our AI will wake me when we get there.

Commander out.


*out of context*


was that an in-character message that your going to bed?

  • 01.31.2011 8:19 PM PDT
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'We can run,We can hide, but you arent safe tonight.
It is coming,it will wait, he can see you -blam!-e.
Your end is near,make amend,cos soon enough he'll reap again.'

Fighting is usless, just offer them the fat and the slow so we can gain distance



[Edited on 01.31.2011 8:21 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 8:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

*jump forward in time

A hell. Just got your message. If only we still had the Supercarrier Gettysburg. Then we would easily be able to take out these enemies and evacuate people. I have two Spartans a couple of air units, but I'll have to enter atmosphere to get them to you.

  • 01.31.2011 8:20 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe
AWWW HELLL!!!
I CAN'T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE INFECTED HERE!!

Alrighty, Commander Clone- Whenever you get here prepare to exit slipspace straight into hell. I'm going to get this party started with some bording parties. Laugh at the pun.
Now all possible ground forces are to descend and help the survivors holdout.

Captain Fatality if you can spare anything, get its ass over here five minutes ago. Can't use nova bombs without biting of half of reach, so this is going to ba a long fight.

EMP device away. The Covenant know their place. Where would you require a Super Carrier, Captain? As acting CO in the field, you should know.

  • 01.31.2011 8:20 PM PDT