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His T-rex continuosly mauls, and tramples anything that gets in its way.

As it opens its mouth a beam resembling that of a spartan laser cuts down wave after wave of infantry.

  • 02.01.2011 8:44 AM PDT

first page made me lol hard

  • 02.01.2011 8:45 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT

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Unit 1, get the Falcons in the air ASAP. Units 2, 3, and 4 move in on the ground. We've already lost 500, we need to fight back. Many of you will die today, in fact, probably ALL of you will die today. Now ready your weapons, citazan evac has already begun all around the globe.


Where are you? I might be able to assist you


Moving outr of Onyx, we lost to many men in there. We're pinned down in a Bunker, we need support.


KranBe might be on Onyx and might assist you, however, I'm also now going to Onyx to also assist you


We've retreated back in to Onyx, we can't stay at the Bunker, there's to many of them! Get here ASAP!


ETA 1 minute. Hang in there

  • 02.01.2011 8:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: The Anti Troller
His T-rex continuosly mauls, and tramples anything that gets in its way.

As it opens its mouth a beam resembling that of a spartan laser cuts down wave after wave of infantry.


Kill that thing!!! We need Snipers on the cliffs, we really need to secure the breach! Can anyone from Sword Base here me? Somebody respond!!!

  • 02.01.2011 8:46 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT

Posted by: The Anti Troller
His T-rex continuosly mauls, and tramples anything that gets in its way.

As it opens its mouth a beam resembling that of a spartan laser cuts down wave after wave of infantry.


Kill that thing!!! We need Snipers on the cliffs, we really need to secure the breach! Can anyone from Sword Base here me? Somebody respond!!!


I'm here! I'm gonna call in a round of mac blasts

  • 02.01.2011 8:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT

Posted by: The Anti Troller
His T-rex continuosly mauls, and tramples anything that gets in its way.

As it opens its mouth a beam resembling that of a spartan laser cuts down wave after wave of infantry.


Kill that thing!!! We need Snipers on the cliffs, we really need to secure the breach! Can anyone from Sword Base here me? Somebody respond!!!


I'm here! I'm gonna call in a round of mac blasts


Roger, I can't get a hold on ONI still. We need to hold them off until I can.

  • 02.01.2011 8:48 AM PDT

The T-Rex seems to chuckle as the sniper rounds deflect off of its hide and kill some more of the infantry.

The man who is riding the T-rex is enclosed inside a metal box with a bullet-proof view-port made out of forerunner materials

The T-rex climbs the hills like godzilla and rips the snipers limbs off and crushes their bones into gravel.

The T-rex jumps from the cliff and rips three falcons out of the air and sends a shockwave that blasts everything away from the vicinity as it hits the ground.

  • 02.01.2011 8:49 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT

Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT

Posted by: The Anti Troller
His T-rex continuosly mauls, and tramples anything that gets in its way.

As it opens its mouth a beam resembling that of a spartan laser cuts down wave after wave of infantry.


Kill that thing!!! We need Snipers on the cliffs, we really need to secure the breach! Can anyone from Sword Base here me? Somebody respond!!!


I'm here! I'm gonna call in a round of mac blasts


Roger, I can't get a hold on ONI still. We need to hold them off until I can.


I'm also sending in some pelicans to pick you up

  • 02.01.2011 8:49 AM PDT

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We might need to retreat Onyx and leave it for dead, this T-rex and the enemy troops are both to strong to handle. Let communications go dark, we're close to failing.

  • 02.01.2011 8:51 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT
We might need to retreat Onyx and leave it for dead, this T-rex and the enemy troops are both to strong to handle. Let communications go dark, we're close to failing.


My pelicans are at your location

  • 02.01.2011 8:52 AM PDT

///Emergency C7R/// I7P7 D/L Beacon:
A\a==n/a
I\e=={Cole Protocol; Revised Adv MV DirectiveCompilation; - -Standard Naval Emergency Protocols}
D\m==(Captain'sLog)={A[-1]}=L[-1]

::: Log audio :::

This is the Imminant Predator Logging our Arrival at Onyx. Dectecting Multiple cloaking Fields, Their extent is unkown. Visible forces ar-- Wait, Ensign can't yo- --(Unintelligible)-
Are these readings infallible?
{Ensign-Lowell} Yes Captain
Damn!
Send this out to any---
-(Log shorts here, Auto-Stenographer removes a grating explosion and plasma whistles from the Log)-
Its SAGE'S BEAR-
THERE'S TOO MANY!!!! oUR FLEET IS USELESS!!
ENSIGN!!! Report to any of our people however you can tthat we are doomed. The Infection is to big. It will swallow every last credit if we Fight!!! They must RuU--U--uu_
-(Unintelligible)-
NOO!!! MY RANKING!!!!

:::Log transmission Over:::


S/I7P7



  • 02.01.2011 8:52 AM PDT

As the enemy forces fire upon the T-rex its attention is diverted and it begins to maul them to shreds with ease.

Stomping on their vehicles, crushing spines, spitting lasers, until the last man standing has fallen.


[Edited on 02.01.2011 8:53 AM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 8:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Omega Gamma

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We're doomed man! We're all freaking dead! They're gonna turn me into one of...THEM!


Not just you man, everyone! EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US! WE'RE SCREWED!
No, fight back you cowards! Arm yourselves! We CAN and we WILL fight this infestation. But remember: save one bullet...

  • 02.01.2011 8:53 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: KranBe
///Emergency C7R/// I7P7 D/L Beacon:
A\a==n/a
I\e=={Cole Protocol; Revised Adv MV DirectiveCompilation; - -Standard Naval Emergency Protocols}
D\m==(Captain'sLog)={A[-1]}=L[-1]

::: Log audio :::

This is the Imminant Predator Logging our Arrival at Onyx. Dectecting Multiple cloaking Fields, Their extent is unkown. Visible forces ar-- Wait, Ensign can't yo- --(Unintelligible)-
Are these readings infallible?
{Ensign-Lowell} Yes Captain
Damn!
Send this out to any---
-(Log shorts here, Auto-Stenographer removes a grating explosion and plasma whistles from the Log)-
Its SAGE'S BEAR-
THERE'S TOO MANY!!!! oUR FLEET IS USELESS!!
ENSIGN!!! Report to any of our people however you can tthat we are doomed. The Infection is to big. It will swallow every last credit if we Fight!!! They must RuU--U--uu_
-(Unintelligible)-
NOO!!! MY RANKING!!!!

:::Log transmission Over:::


S/I7P7





I still have my 157,443 cR, I'll attempt to assist you

  • 02.01.2011 8:54 AM PDT

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • 02.01.2011 8:56 AM PDT

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Last Onyx station transmission:

[Colonol is on standbye, getting readings of cloaked enemies as fleets go dark]

We've picked up readings that could mean our last breaths. We need to begin fighting in order to secure the east end breach.

[Alarm sounds for control center breach]

Damn!! Somebody call for the UNSC, we've been engaged!

[background sounds as if the flood are there]

No! Don't! Nooooooo!!!! (static)

[Transmission ends]






We've gathered into the pelicans, we're retreating at will. We've gotton our Marksmen on the edges, many men on the t-rex.

  • 02.01.2011 8:57 AM PDT

The T-Rex releases a victorious and defeaning roar and charges the UNSC forces, He was a massive Titanium-A wall running at the forces like he was a god.

The ground was shuttering as he neared the forces and got ever closer.

  • 02.01.2011 8:58 AM PDT


Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: KranBe
///Emergency C7R/// I7P7 D/L Beacon:
A\a==n/a
I\e=={Cole Protocol; Revised Adv MV DirectiveCompilation; - -Standard Naval Emergency Protocols}
D\m==(Captain'sLog)={A[-1]}=L[-1]

::: Log audio :::

This is the Imminant Predator Logging our Arrival at Onyx. Dectecting Multiple cloaking Fields, Their extent is unkown. Visible forces ar-- Wait, Ensign can't yo- --(Unintelligible)-
Are these readings infallible?
{Ensign-Lowell} Yes Captain
Damn!
Send this out to any---
-(Log shorts here, Auto-Stenographer removes a grating explosion and plasma whistles from the Log)-
Its SAGE'S BEAR-
THERE'S TOO MANY!!!! oUR FLEET IS USELESS!!
ENSIGN!!! Report to any of our people however you can tthat we are doomed. The Infection is to big. It will swallow every last credit if we Fight!!! They must RuU--U--uu_
-(Unintelligible)-
NOO!!! MY RANKING!!!!

:::Log transmission Over:::


S/I7P7





I still have my 157,443 cR, I'll attempt to assist you


Don't even try.

They warned us, Every one of those who stood at the corner with the signs. Every person who didn't laugh when we joked about the end.

We mocked them...
Now it turns out...
They Were Right

  • 02.01.2011 8:59 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: The Anti Troller
The T-Rex releases a victorious and defeaning roar and charges the UNSC forces, He was a massive Titanium-A wall running at the forces like he was a god.

The ground was shuttering as he neared the forces and got ever closer.


Yet the ground around the T-Rex due to mac rounds hitting it

  • 02.01.2011 9:00 AM PDT

My only thoughts as I survey the Chaos:

What will come after us...

  • 02.01.2011 9:00 AM PDT
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I don't have a signature so don't look.

What the hell is happening here.

  • 02.01.2011 9:01 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: KranBe
My only thoughts as I survey the Chaos:

What will come after us...


I dont know, but this will become an epic battle once they meet the Flood

  • 02.01.2011 9:02 AM PDT

I think it looks more like a Puma...

ERREBODY, HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIVES.

  • 02.01.2011 9:04 AM PDT


Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: The Anti Troller
The T-Rex releases a victorious and defeaning roar and charges the UNSC forces, He was a massive Titanium-A wall running at the forces like he was a god.

The ground was shuttering as he neared the forces and got ever closer.


Yet the ground around the T-Rex due to mac rounds hitting it
The T-rex falls to the ground... dead, lifeless, the only superpower strong enough for the UNSC to survive.

As the first Mac Round hit, the box flew away and slammed into the side of a cliff, The anti troll destroyed... or is he?


[Edited on 02.01.2011 9:05 AM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 9:04 AM PDT


Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: KranBe
My only thoughts as I survey the Chaos:

What will come after us...


I dont know, but this will become an epic battle once they meet the Flood



You don't understand:

We tought that when we broke through the chaos on earth, that we could fight back.

We were wrong

Whatever ground we gained was given freely, like a cat letting a mouse run free for a moment before finally swallowing it.

  • 02.01.2011 9:05 AM PDT