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Subject: LASO Glitch

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: XXXELITE3FLIGHT
Last Onyx station transmission:

[Colonol is on standbye, getting readings of cloaked enemies as fleets go dark]

We've picked up readings that could mean our last breaths. We need to begin fighting in order to secure the east end breach.

[Alarm sounds for control center breach]

Damn!! Somebody call for the UNSC, we've been engaged!

[background sounds as if the flood are there]

No! Don't! Nooooooo!!!! (static)

[Transmission ends]






We've gathered into the pelicans, we're retreating at will. We've gotton our Marksmen on the edges, many men on the t-rex.


I'm gonna take your men to an unaffected sector where we can rejuvernate, rearm, and refuel

  • 02.01.2011 9:05 AM PDT

REPENT AND FLEE

  • 02.01.2011 9:07 AM PDT

The door to the box slams open and flies into the thrust of a pelican and destroys it... The 'thing' that emerges could only be from your nightmares.

The being was massive and enclosed in a huge metal Exo-Skeleton.

The guns were massive, and there were many of them.

As sniper rounds were fired at it. They merely deflected as the shields flared. Five hundred million times as strong as the Shields of a spartan


[Edited on 02.01.2011 9:16 AM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 9:10 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: The Anti Troller
The door to the box slams open and flies into the thrust of a pelican and destroys it... The 'thing' that emerges could only be from your nightmares.

The being was massive and enclosed in a huge metal Exo-Skeleton.

The guns were massive, and there were many of them.

As sniper rounds were fired at it. They merely deflected as the shields flared. Five hundred million times as strong as the Shields of a spartan


Bro the pelicans were already in the ship when you got out. So there is no way you could've destroyed one of them

[Edited on 02.01.2011 9:14 AM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 9:13 AM PDT


Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: The Anti Troller
The door to the box slams open and flies into the thrust of a pelican and destroys it... The 'thing' that emerges could only be from your nightmares.

The being was massive and enclosed in a huge metal Exo-Skeleton.

The guns were massive, and there were many of them.

As sniper rounds were fired at it. They merely deflected as the shields flared. Five hundred million times as strong as the Shields of a spartan


Bro the pelicans were already in the ship when you got out
...And so... the Anti Troll became tired of chasing after the UNSC and suddenly dissapeared... Vanished... gone out of thin air.

[Edited on 02.01.2011 9:16 AM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 9:15 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: The Anti Troller

Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: The Anti Troller
The door to the box slams open and flies into the thrust of a pelican and destroys it... The 'thing' that emerges could only be from your nightmares.

The being was massive and enclosed in a huge metal Exo-Skeleton.

The guns were massive, and there were many of them.

As sniper rounds were fired at it. They merely deflected as the shields flared. Five hundred million times as strong as the Shields of a spartan


Bro the pelicans were already in the ship when you got out
...And so... the Anti Troll became tired of chasing after the UNSC and suddenly dissapeared... Vanished... gone out of thin air.


What the -blam!- are you?

  • 02.01.2011 9:16 AM PDT


Posted by: KranBe
REPENT AND FLEE


GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, SOLDIER!

We have to hold them off.. Reinforcements are inbound!

Command, I'm requesting mass driver shots for a high value target!

  • 02.01.2011 9:16 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: Wee B3nny 2k7

Posted by: KranBe
REPENT AND FLEE


GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, SOLDIER!

We have to hold them off.. Reinforcements are inbound!

Command, I'm requesting mass driver shots for a high value target!


On it. Mac rounds on the way

[Edited on 02.01.2011 9:18 AM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 9:17 AM PDT

Don't you see!!!

THIS IS ALL PLANNED

  • 02.01.2011 9:19 AM PDT

The Anti-Troll suddenly appears out of nowhere and fires a gauss round from his shoulder mounted Gauss cannon at the hippy and dissapears again

  • 02.01.2011 9:20 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: KranBe
Don't you see!!!

THIS IS ALL PLANNED


Bro, have they got to you?

  • 02.01.2011 9:20 AM PDT


Posted by: Wee B3nny 2k7

Posted by: KranBe
REPENT AND FLEE


GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, SOLDIER!

We have to hold them off.. Reinforcements are inbound!

Command, I'm requesting mass driver shots for a high value target!

Fine. I'll fight wit you as long as I can. But remember:

Before the Beginning, You know the End

  • 02.01.2011 9:21 AM PDT


Posted by: The Anti Troller
The Anti-Troll suddenly appears out of nowhere and fires a gauss round from his shoulder mounted Gauss cannon at the hippy and dissapears again


GTFO

  • 02.01.2011 9:22 AM PDT


Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: The Anti Troller
The Anti-Troll suddenly appears out of nowhere and fires a gauss round from his shoulder mounted Gauss cannon at the hippy and dissapears again


GTFO
The Anti-Troll chuckles his troll laugh and watches as the hippy releases his anger.

  • 02.01.2011 9:23 AM PDT


Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: KranBe
Don't you see!!!

THIS IS ALL PLANNED


Bro, have they got to you?

You could say that...
Its jsut that there are so many of them. Sage's Beard is nigh all Powerful

  • 02.01.2011 9:23 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: Wee B3nny 2k7

Posted by: KranBe
REPENT AND FLEE


GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, SOLDIER!

We have to hold them off.. Reinforcements are inbound!

Command, I'm requesting mass driver shots for a high value target!

Fine. I'll fight wit you as long as I can. But remember:

Before the Beginning, You know the End


Are you on the ground or in a ship

  • 02.01.2011 9:24 AM PDT

oh god, i'm so scared. nobody around me even knows that anything's wrong... or do they? AAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!

  • 02.01.2011 9:29 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen


Posted by: maveric101
oh god, i'm so scared. nobody around me even knows that anything's wrong... or do they? AAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!


They don't know the extent of the calamity

  • 02.01.2011 9:30 AM PDT

I was at a baseball game wondering why the ball gets bigger as it comes closer.......then it hit me.......
Objection!
Lmgtfy
lmsbtfy

I tried explaning this to all of you but you FOOLS DONT LISTEN!!! NOW WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

  • 02.01.2011 9:32 AM PDT

Today iiiiis.... [insert day]

if you're looking at this, you should join Forever Forgers

why? because i'm a member.

Mama, papa, j'ai mange le grand champignon.....

ooooh, why???? why??? Ill never be able to know what love is

  • 02.01.2011 9:32 AM PDT

Posted by: chevronsam

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: Wee B3nny 2k7

Posted by: KranBe
REPENT AND FLEE


GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE GAME, SOLDIER!

We have to hold them off.. Reinforcements are inbound!

Command, I'm requesting mass driver shots for a high value target!

Fine. I'll fight wit you as long as I can. But remember:

Before the Beginning, You know the End


Are you on the ground or in a ship


I'm with a few squads of split jaw zealots on onyx.

  • 02.01.2011 9:40 AM PDT


Posted by: RedSpectrum77
I tried explaning this to all of you but you FOOLS DONT LISTEN!!! NOW WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!


This isn't the time for I told you so!

This is time for a kick-ass final stand!!!

  • 02.01.2011 9:41 AM PDT

Samuel S. Trappen

XXXELITE3FLIGHT, you are now safe in the Spirit of the Dawn and is leaving the Onyxian atmosphere and KranBe, would you like to come on my ship, We're heading to Alpha Centauri

  • 02.01.2011 9:43 AM PDT


Posted by: chevronsam
XXXELITE3FLIGHT, you are now safe in the Spirit of the Dawn and is leaving the Onyxian atmosphere and KranBe, would you like to come on my ship, We're heading to Alpha Centauri


Alright!

I'm going to have to stay awhile. Me and the elites are using our scarab to place a nova bomb in just the right place to take out part of this fleet. You guys get going, we'll be along shortly.

Onyx is going to be dust

  • 02.01.2011 9:47 AM PDT

Minecraft, Tf2, Garrysmod, World of Warcraft, Fallout New Vegas, And Halo Reach
What more could you ask for???

"you left the acces code, something that jeporadizes all of our lives, at the worlds, largest, bullet... we are so screwed" "ehh, i got ice cream"

There coming out of the walls man! their coming outta the dam walls! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

  • 02.01.2011 9:48 AM PDT