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Subject: LASO Glitch


Posted by: Fatal1ty
I've...I've had word. Epsilon Eradinus II was just glassed. It and all of its cR have been disintegrated. My family lived there...I have no one else.

Keep it together man... Theres always hope for a better future.

  • 01.31.2011 5:02 PM PDT


Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero
"2 million Cr reset in the first day, another 7 millions by the end of the first week. Every defense annihalated. All of our forces on the run. Regrouping...somewhere. Reports are coming in from other major playlists. Its a well coordinated attack. And so far its been damned effective. Don't know what they are, what they want, or where they came from. Only one thing is certain. If Stosh doesn't bring help soon, there won't be any Cr left to spend."


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

Stosh is to Blame for all of this!!!

No, there is another....


WHO!!!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS AND WHO ELSE IS RESPONSIBLE!!!

Isn't it obvious? All this time, people have Blamed Stosh, yet he was trying to convey the message of the real culprit all long. It is....SAGE'S BEARD.

  • 01.31.2011 5:04 PM PDT

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May god help us all...because he won't.

  • 01.31.2011 5:05 PM PDT

I AM A BANANA AND I WILL SURVIVE
I AM A BANANA AND I WILL SURVIVE
I AM A BANANA AND I WILL SURVIVE
I AM A BANANA AND I WILL SURVIVE
I AM A BANANA AND I WILL SURVIVE

(I hope)

  • 01.31.2011 5:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero
"2 million Cr reset in the first day, another 7 millions by the end of the first week. Every defense annihalated. All of our forces on the run. Regrouping...somewhere. Reports are coming in from other major playlists. Its a well coordinated attack. And so far its been damned effective. Don't know what they are, what they want, or where they came from. Only one thing is certain. If Stosh doesn't bring help soon, there won't be any Cr left to spend."


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

Stosh is to Blame for all of this!!!

No, there is another....


WHO!!!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS AND WHO ELSE IS RESPONSIBLE!!!

The one Stosh trained. His apprentice is the leading this assault. If we can get past his defenses, I'll call in a low level strike. It should blow the attackers away, but with these guys the best laid plans. . .

But I'm confident with you on our side we ca-

  • 01.31.2011 5:06 PM PDT

Toothpicks make horrible support for large wooden structures.


Posted by: turchlurch18

Posted by: eg6913
Funny thread/(:


This is a serious matter.

OP, i suggest you stop playing Halo for a couple days, maybe weeks, as BUngie may ban you permantenly for unmentionable things if you go online too soon.


BUZZKILL!

Anyways, stay indoors and hide in your basement with several hundred boxes of pop tarts.

  • 01.31.2011 5:06 PM PDT


Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero

Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: ThreeSixXero
"2 million Cr reset in the first day, another 7 millions by the end of the first week. Every defense annihalated. All of our forces on the run. Regrouping...somewhere. Reports are coming in from other major playlists. Its a well coordinated attack. And so far its been damned effective. Don't know what they are, what they want, or where they came from. Only one thing is certain. If Stosh doesn't bring help soon, there won't be any Cr left to spend."


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

Stosh is to Blame for all of this!!!

No, there is another....


WHO!!!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS AND WHO ELSE IS RESPONSIBLE!!!

Isn't it obvious? All this time, people have Blamed Stosh, yet he was trying to convey the message of the real culprit all long. It is....SAGE'S BEARD.


Then it's worse then I feared. Worse than ANYONE feared...

  • 01.31.2011 5:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lizzard 8
Good god, man, don't you see? They already know... they ordered it.

What are you, the Commander/Shipmaster? Tartarus?

  • 01.31.2011 5:08 PM PDT

THEY FOUND ME! Oh god no! Its... Its...... EATING MY BLANKIE!

  • 01.31.2011 5:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Fatal1ty
May god help us all...because he won't.


Don't lose faith man. Keep HOLDING YOUR GROUND!!

  • 01.31.2011 5:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Ratheld
THEY FOUND ME! Oh god no! Its... Its...... EATING MY BLANKIE!


THE HORROR!!!

  • 01.31.2011 5:09 PM PDT

Godspeed. And may the army make it in time for you AND your blankie...
Posted by: KranBe

Posted by: Ratheld
THEY FOUND ME! Oh god no! Its... Its...... EATING MY BLANKIE!


THE HORROR!!!

  • 01.31.2011 5:11 PM PDT

Step 7 may seem like our only hope... but think.
Remember where this all began.
As horrible as THIS is, It's purpose may yet prove to be nothing more than a stick. Forcing us to accept the Coming of the seventh Step

  • 01.31.2011 5:12 PM PDT

Day 117

Im running low on supplies. My moa burgers have run out and I have no cR. But i still have faith that the spartans will save me. All I have is my trusty pisto-
*CRASH* GOD NO! THEY FOUND ME! *BAM! BAM! BAM!* One Shot Left! *Aims at head* BAM! *Confetti* Yaayyy!

  • 01.31.2011 5:12 PM PDT

DO WORK.

if 1+1=2, then are muffins better than pancakes?

Posted by: The FIood Karma
ITS A TRAP!!


LOL this. Best thread of the day btw.

  • 01.31.2011 5:13 PM PDT

There's hope! Reinforcements are here!! They're here were save!!! and they're dead..... Well plan zeta shotgun to the head time.

  • 01.31.2011 5:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Ratheld
Day 117

Im running low on supplies. My moa burgers have run out and I have no cR. But i still have faith that the spartans will save me. All I have is my trusty pisto-
*CRASH* GOD NO! THEY FOUND ME! *BAM! BAM! BAM!* One Shot Left! *Aims at head* BAM! *Confetti* Yaayyy!

Let us all remember his legacy with honor

A moment of silence

  • 01.31.2011 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

///Header: OMICRON////
::Encryption_ID= GAMMA FALCON:::

From-UNSC_AI_CTN 0452-9

To-UNSC_AI_KMR 7492-6

Requesting NOVA tier 3 strike on incoming enemy forces approximately 3 arc minutes south-south east and 35 million km from Jupiter. Targets have been pre-authenticated and identified. Entering strike range in 34.76 minutes Earth standard time. All defense forces past enemy forces have been lost. This is humanity's last, best hope for survival.

///END OF TRANSMISSION/////
//FOOTER: Kingmaker's Resolution////

[Edited on 01.31.2011 5:19 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2011 5:17 PM PDT

It's coming straight at us!

  • 01.31.2011 5:17 PM PDT


Posted by: RC Clone
///Header: OMICRON////
::Encryption_ID= GAMMA FALCON:::

From-UNSC_AI_CTN 0452-9

To-UNSC_AI_KMR 7492-6

Requesting NOVA tier 3 strike on incoming enemy forces approximately 3 arc minutes south-south east and 35 million km from Jupiter. Targets have been pre-authenticated and identified. Entering strike range in 34.76 minutes Earth standard time. All defense forces past enemy forces have been lost. This is humanity's last, best hope for survival.


All right men, (and those who once were before this all started) we've received the go ahead. Let's do this exactly as planned. We can't let this one through, or the alaskans will find nothing left when they get here.

  • 01.31.2011 5:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Posted by: silentsnake456
It's coming straight at us!

Don't worry that transmission I intercepted says they'll have it gone in another 30 minutes.

  • 01.31.2011 5:20 PM PDT