Posted by: LOL NEUXYZ
I think:
"Why? Why must I be subjected to this? I just want to partake in vehicular combat. Must there be so many anti-vehicle weapons? The plasma pistol stops me in my tracks; the power drainer too. The missile pod hounds me relentlessly, its beeping cry instilling great fear and anger in my very soul. The brute shot slows me and throws me around. Even the trusty battle rifle can flip me.
I put up with it, knowing that some people need such a vast array of countermeasures; people can't make do with a simple and sparsely supplied rocket launcher in these modern times.
But when the guest behind the rock charges up his laser, pops out from behind his cover to get his easy triple, my resolve gets ever weaker. Perhaps the days of the vehicle are over. I think perhaps I should give in, and join the anti-vehicle league, laser in hand, rockets on my back, stickies...somewhere, power drain...somewhere else.
I quickly dispel these mutinous thoughts with the wave of a thumbstick, but nothing can change the growing feeling that this is simply no game for old warthogs..."
Every. single . TIME .
Wow your a quicker thinker! All I can think of is whether I'm near cover and if I'm not, I jump.
lol