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Subject: what do you think when tou see a spartan laser pointed you

i think... son of a wistle

  • 01.31.2011 5:37 PM PDT

Posted by: Plasma Pistols
XDeltaxHunterX he is a beast slayer player, KD higher than the ozone layer, enemies won't have a prayer even though his name can't be g.ayer!

"OMFG IF THIS WAS REACH I COULD USE MY INFINITYNOOB THING AND NOT DIE"

lol jk,

  • 01.31.2011 5:47 PM PDT

Jacoby


Posted by: VisiblePort05
"OMFG IF THIS WAS REACH THE LAZERZ SUCK ANYWAYS AND I WOULD NOT DIE!"

lol jk,

lol not jk.

  • 01.31.2011 5:49 PM PDT
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I've made it my life goal to never become too stressed. So if I appear to be doing nothing all the time and generally never working particularly hard on any task, that's my plan in action.

In Halo 3? Try to avoid it

In Halo: Reach? Armour Lock

  • 01.31.2011 5:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Plasma Pistols
XDeltaxHunterX he is a beast slayer player, KD higher than the ozone layer, enemies won't have a prayer even though his name can't be g.ayer!

Posted by: AQZ

In Halo: Reach? Armour Lock

he posted in the halo 3 forums.
go away

  • 01.31.2011 6:19 PM PDT

I normally try to jump out of the way and flank them.

  • 02.01.2011 2:03 AM PDT

Here's Forty Shillings on the Drum,
For those who Volunteer to come,
to list and fight and fall today
over the hills and far away

cover cover COVER!!!

  • 02.01.2011 2:13 AM PDT

Pronounced "Nay-uss"

I think:

"Why? Why must I be subjected to this? I just want to partake in vehicular combat. Must there be so many anti-vehicle weapons? The plasma pistol stops me in my tracks; the power drainer too. The missile pod hounds me relentlessly, its beeping cry instilling great fear and anger in my very soul. The brute shot slows me and throws me around. Even the trusty battle rifle can flip me.

I put up with it, knowing that some people need such a vast array of countermeasures; people can't make do with a simple and sparsely supplied rocket launcher in these modern times.

But when the guest behind the rock charges up his laser, pops out from behind his cover to get his easy triple, my resolve gets ever weaker. Perhaps the days of the vehicle are over. I think perhaps I should give in, and join the anti-vehicle league, laser in hand, rockets on my back, stickies...somewhere, power drain...somewhere else.

I quickly dispel these mutinous thoughts with the wave of a thumbstick, but nothing can change the growing feeling that this is simply no game for old warthogs..."


Every. single . TIME .

  • 02.01.2011 4:12 AM PDT


Posted by: LOL NEUXYZ
I think:

"Why? Why must I be subjected to this? I just want to partake in vehicular combat. Must there be so many anti-vehicle weapons? The plasma pistol stops me in my tracks; the power drainer too. The missile pod hounds me relentlessly, its beeping cry instilling great fear and anger in my very soul. The brute shot slows me and throws me around. Even the trusty battle rifle can flip me.

I put up with it, knowing that some people need such a vast array of countermeasures; people can't make do with a simple and sparsely supplied rocket launcher in these modern times.

But when the guest behind the rock charges up his laser, pops out from behind his cover to get his easy triple, my resolve gets ever weaker. Perhaps the days of the vehicle are over. I think perhaps I should give in, and join the anti-vehicle league, laser in hand, rockets on my back, stickies...somewhere, power drain...somewhere else.

I quickly dispel these mutinous thoughts with the wave of a thumbstick, but nothing can change the growing feeling that this is simply no game for old warthogs..."


Every. single . TIME .


Wow your a quicker thinker! All I can think of is whether I'm near cover and if I'm not, I jump.

lol

  • 02.01.2011 9:02 AM PDT
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I play games for gameplay, not silly gimmicks

H3 MM warrior

Reach S7, 8 and 9 arena warrior.

H4 MM legend

I kill them

  • 02.01.2011 9:20 AM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

If I'm out in the open with no cover I just stand still and start tea-bagging the ground.

  • 02.01.2011 10:32 AM PDT

Stupid ass washing machine...

If I'm on foot, I'll try and dodge the blast. Should this not prove possible in the situation, I'll pray to Stosh that I'm carrying a Deployable Cover or Bubble Shield to save me and buy me some time. If not, I'll just leg it to cover.

If I'm in a vehicle, I'll see the tiny red flicker of the targeting beam, cry out "OH SHI-!" and then quickly exit the vehicle and run behind it to use it as a blast shield.

..

But mostly just "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

-Twiggy

  • 02.01.2011 11:02 AM PDT

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Posted by: Phoenix1710
If I'm out in the open with no cover I just stand still and start tea-bagging the ground.


Hahaha if youre gonna die might as well enjoy the moment I suppose

  • 02.07.2011 6:21 AM PDT
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Think "my massive amounts of lag will render the laser useless"

  • 02.07.2011 8:24 AM PDT

I'm out.


Posted by: LOL NEUXYZ
I don't want to use teamwork and I don't want people on foot to actually be relevant on vehicle maps.


Fixed.

  • 02.07.2011 10:04 AM PDT
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I never actually hear the laser, I mostly just randomly fall over dead and it says I got lasered.

  • 02.07.2011 12:31 PM PDT

start running and jumping backwards because I'm assuming they'll think I'll keep running forwards.

  • 02.07.2011 1:37 PM PDT

I am Spartan MG96 .
My favourite member of noble team , Noble 1 (CARTER).
Favourite squad, Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODST).
Favourite weapon ,Designated Marksmen Rifle (M392 DMR)
The Banshee is the best vehicle.
IM LONE WOLF.

Go toward the bright light

  • 02.07.2011 1:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: jaythenerdkid
I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

I just think "BOOM HEADSHOT" after I snipe them.

  • 02.07.2011 1:40 PM PDT

Pronounced "Nay-uss"


Posted by: Gig4t3ch

Posted by: LOL NEUXYZ
I don't want to use teamwork and I don't want people on foot to actually be relevant on vehicle maps.


Fixed.


But that's wrong, and also not funny.

If the OPPOSING team used TEAMWORK then maybe vehicles wouldn't render "people on foot" to be 'irrelevant.'

There wasn't a Spartan -blam!- Laser, or the rest of the BS that litters H3 in Halo 2. There was a rocket launcher.

As a result, players could peruse the vehicular route in, say BTB, which can be very fun at times, you should try it if you find the time to drag yourself away from your coordinated 4-shot squad.

The rocket launcher could be used to negate the threat of dominance whilst not completely eliminating the point of having vehicles at all.

I use vehicles and, holy -blam!-, teamwork. The two are not mutually exclusive you asshat.

  • 02.07.2011 2:09 PM PDT
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All it took was a stew of whoopass.

Bubble shield.

  • 02.07.2011 2:18 PM PDT

Oh shi- *dies*

  • 02.07.2011 3:07 PM PDT
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This is what happens when donut-rooting yanks see my laser pointed at them

[Edited on 02.07.2011 3:27 PM PST]

  • 02.07.2011 3:23 PM PDT
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I stand there and die.

  • 02.07.2011 3:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: jaythenerdkid
I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

Posted by: Panic
I stand there and die.
Colonel strat.

  • 02.07.2011 3:33 PM PDT

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