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Um... Call me crazy, but... why not just have the actors from the game do their parts in the movie? I mean, yes, insane. whatever.

In other ideas, I'm thinking we (and by "we" I mean "whoever the heck is making this movie")should get somebody who is, in stature, very big. Maybe the guy who acted for Vader, or the other guy who did Fezzik in "Princess Bride"(with, of course, a voiceover) ...wait, is he still alive? are either of them still alive? ah well.
As for the flood... thank you. Add Eminem in there and we're good to go.(again, by "we" I mean "whoever the heck is making this movie"). I know! we could get the guy who did Smeagol in LOTR to play as the grunts or jackals...

And, if you're in need of volunteer acters for massive numbers of covenant or people or flood, just go anywhere where they've heard of Halo! Even those who haven't! just announce "who wants to be in a movie!?" If you want to do any of those snowy-scenery bits, Calgary's getting really snowy right now! (please, oh PLEASE come to Calgary! It would be the most awesome thing ever since the Flames getting into the finals a couple years back!).

I'm sorry to hear Ninja On Fire is leaving... real shame that is... real real shame...
what's been happening to the crazy artist, his spacetime-bending desktop, and his abused Second-in-command? You know, the one who gets shot in th head and fires the whole artistry staff? Those stories are always good for a laugh...

Also, I think the new gametypes are pretty darn spiffy. No more H2H, but very very few people should care. it wasn't that great. If I stop enjoying myself on H2 Live, it will have dissapeared in its entirety. Love the work you're doing, bunige! keep it up!

And as I final note... STOP BEING SO INVOLVED WITH THE NUMBERS! ALL OF YOU! LEAVE THE POOR DIGITS ALONE! You're all so wrapped up in such nonsense, it's making me sad... "OMG LOOK MISTER CHEIF AHAHAHAHAH!" Why can't you all just do that?
-RagingWiccan666-
yes. I know about Wicca. No, it has absolutley nothing to do with the 666 bit. now quit asking...

[Edited on 12/9/2005]

  • 12.09.2005 7:24 PM PDT
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natasha henstridge from Species would be effing perfect for cortana, I mean just check out the resemblence(by that i mean google image her name cuz im too lazy for urls)

  • 12.09.2005 7:31 PM PDT
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where do we post the "what we want mister chief to look like" post? cuz i wanna know what mistir chief would look like after taking on King Kong???

  • 12.09.2005 7:41 PM PDT
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Salma Hayek.....as CORTONA! YES PLEASE! OMB that chick is hella fine...

  • 12.09.2005 7:46 PM PDT

Send me a group invite, and I shall return a harsh reply. Do not invite me to groups. I do not accept. Don't believe me? Look at the list of groups I'm in right now. Consider this your warning.

All I have to say is that the movie will be awesome. I can be a Grunt. Also, the when I logged into live for the first time on Tuesday, I saw the playlist changes and shouted "Yay, they Uberized H2." And to those that complain about modders, standbyers, whatever-is-next-in-cheating-ers, quit whining. The Updates have their faults and loopholes. Oh well. If you look at the number of incidents, they have lowered by about 99%. Rather than getting modded 1 out of 3 games, I now only get modded 1 out of 100. At most. I don't care what anyone else says, that is one hell of a job, considering a population as big as H2's. Keep up the good work Bungie.
-GR01

  • 12.09.2005 8:14 PM PDT

The stupidest update ive ever seen

  • 12.09.2005 8:20 PM PDT
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nice BWU frankie LONG LIVE BUNGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 sorry i always wanted to do that

  • 12.09.2005 8:21 PM PDT
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Imafine, Paris Hilton and Hilary Duff playing the flood in the Halo movie...

  • 12.09.2005 8:43 PM PDT
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Marty already does the flood well (bungie keep a eye him he is one)


  • 12.09.2005 8:50 PM PDT
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You will be missed.

  • 12.09.2005 8:57 PM PDT
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diden't Captain Keyes die? i mean if u want Sean Connery to play a woman, ok. but i think this means the movie will take place b4 he died.

  • 12.09.2005 9:06 PM PDT
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Hmm... Karl Urban as the Master Chief?

... *rubs hands together* Yes, yes, this is very good...

Although, I would like it if the Master Chief's face was still covered, despite how good looking Karl Urban is...

Maybe you could play the role, Frankie... I mean, you are a lovely piece of eye candy. :P

Getting back to the point, though, I would also like it if the Master Chief's voice was still played by Steve Downes... I mean, you just can't beat that beautiful voice...

But, overall, I like what your thinking, Frankie. Good thoughts, Mister Chief, good thoughts.

-The Halo Nut

PS- I don't really understand why everyone, (Generalized term), seems to hate this update... Am I missing something? >_>; Please enlighten me to what this factor is...

  • 12.09.2005 9:09 PM PDT
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how the fruit do i send a question to be answered by the next update?and i have a real question for the next update. Why cant i or any of my friends create any slipknot clans? we cant have like Il Slipknot Il because it contains "Innapropriate Language".why is this?can it please be changed so we can create clans like this?

  • 12.09.2005 9:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: natman2939
I don't know how else to say it;

Suck it Bungie, shut your goofy elitist mouths until your ready to open them to announce Halo 3, not your next project, but HALO Freakin' 3


wow, dude, anger magement. your telling them to shut up for years, since halo 3 wont come out for on helluva while. They dont come out with it a year after halo 2, they gotta make it good and take time on it. i think even you know that.

  • 12.09.2005 9:55 PM PDT
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frankie better be sure as hell lying when he says those crappy people as the flood.

  • 12.09.2005 9:56 PM PDT
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Awww... Ninja, we *heart* you too! It's been such a blast playing with you. I hope to see you around!

  • 12.09.2005 9:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Arch
The stupidest update ive ever seen


die.

Secondly, congrats on the girl Ske7ch.

Thirdly, the numbers are definately a hint towards something to do with the Halo movie, why would they have a pic of the gorilla, no word about Halo 3 in the update and then make the clue about Halo 3? So this has to do with the movie...think final cutoff day for cast, or director choices and such,

Well thats my guess anyways

  • 12.09.2005 10:11 PM PDT

See ya later Ninja, youve been great! :D

  • 12.09.2005 10:18 PM PDT
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bye ninja hope ya ave fun where eva ya goin

  • 12.09.2005 10:38 PM PDT
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Nice touch including the numbers in the Mister Chief.

  • 12.09.2005 10:41 PM PDT
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I agree With Frankie Karl Urban Would be the best Master Chief EVER and Selma Hayek would be the best for Cortanna's body model. Oh, and Team ActionSack Roxz!

  • 12.09.2005 10:44 PM PDT
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I pick Jim Carrey to play Mister chief :p

  • 12.09.2005 11:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Shadowstep889
It has the word "Halo" in its title. That means an automatic campaign playthrough for me.

Hey <== ALL i have to say as of 1:14 AM on 12-10-05

  • 12.09.2005 11:16 PM PDT

Bring back Ninja!

  • 12.09.2005 11:36 PM PDT
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Oh mah gaw! Awesome movie picks, Sean Conary would do a great keyes if he could supress the accent. And the really annoying hollywood 'upset' artists as the flood getting slaughtered again and again would be extremly entertaining. I'll pass that on to the Halo 2 skingods at HaloGAMA :P

Good update, as usual it was nothing short of an entertaining read.

  • 12.09.2005 11:56 PM PDT