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Subject: Title Update 4 is on its way! Make the world the way you want it!

Hello, creator of the universe here with an exciting announcement. After much consideration from the community feedback, we have begun the development of a new title update for our groundbreaking RPG. Life on Earth has been our most popular project, and after hitting an unprecedented 7 billion on the user count, we have decided 2000 years has been long enough of a wait.

Normally our actions are kept secret, but I have been authorized to release the main details of the update. The release of the update is expected to come in the second quarter of 2012, but may be delayed to as late as the first quarter of 2013. While we have narrowed down several glitches that have been plaguing users, there is still room for certain changes to be made. That is why we need your feedback to make the update as best as possible, so feel free to post your suggestions here and on the official website.

Possible balance fixes and changes- Please submit your own suggestions.

Player model changes.The breasts on the female models were received with much positive reception, and will elaborate more on this concept.

Unbalance between strength and culture levels. We thought these traits would balance themselves, but the contact with the Americas quest proved we were wrong. We will adjust the available resources for each region to make future activities more fair, starting with a major buff to the players of the African and Islands regions. As for the balance issues between individual characters, we are pleased to see our minor update in the mid 20th century helped make the race and gender abilities more balanced.

Nuclear Weapons DLC patch In our hopes to give a more dynamic experience to players, we mistakenly made weaponry too overpowered. We will severely nerf these items to open up more interesting combat scenarios between world powers.

Level cap raise Despite our preset cap of level 75, several hackers have been able to surpass this. Instead of continuing the user ban, we will elevate the cap to 150.

World War 3 DLC We were pleased with the reception of our WW2 user activity, and will continue work on the highly anticipated final chapter of the trilogy. We promise to make the boss battle more difficult and include many new locations.

Health buff for player accounts and nerfs for bears and hippos. With the wide suggestions of boosting player health, we have decided to double the base endurance levels for all races and genders. Complaints about bears and hippos being overpowered will also be addressed.

Increased Jump height. Many players have complained about the inability to evade attacks due to the slow movement speed and low jump height. We will raise speed by 130% and jump height by 246%.


We are working on more, but must first find back ups for every model of fauna in the case of a major glitch like the one that happened after Title update 2. Luckily a community member had already constructed a ark file to store the female and male models of most creatures, but some of our own favorites were lost.


Known Glitches
These are issues we have already begun work on. Please submit any others you are aware of that are not on the list.

Test cells- we have found certain players discovering the remains of experimental creatures that were left undeleted. Giant lizards and monsters were decided to be overpowered, but unfortunately we did not apparently erase all of the files related to them. We were going to patch this as soon as possible, but community reaction has inspired us to leave them and consider future DLC.

Player files not correctly being loaded- Several members have complained about their accounts not loading their chosen attributes correctly, and in extreme cases cause default abilities or certain attributes to be disabled entirely. Please report any users you see who suffer from these disablement glitches so the patch can work effectively.

Glitch causing cure for aids quest to not appear- downloaders of aids virus dlc have stated that the desired quest does not appear and the markers are invisible, so we will eliminate the dlc and automatically grant the reward of the Vest of Immunity to all affected players. We will ad a new quest to allow other players the chance to receive this item as well.

Glitch causing salt water to have reverse effect- Due to a coding issue, drinking salt water causes the user's thirst level to increase. We apologize for not recognizing this sooner and will fix it immediately.

Missing mount glitch- Glitch causing mounts/vehicles to be lost to the player. We are working on a fix.

Ringing sound glitch- a more minor glitch, but some players have complained about sound files not ending after a loud noise. We are working on a patch.

Out of map glitch- We have noticed some users being able to escape the map boundaries and journey out into the skybox. Instead of strengthening the barrier, we have decided players would possible like a DLC for this region. We will only make updates beyond the region already observed to keep up with consistency.



We have made sure to leave room for more, so if you have a suggestion to make the world better, post it here.

  • 02.01.2011 2:56 PM PDT

OMG this brightened up my day...

  • 02.01.2011 2:58 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Enlighten me as to where this RPG can be found.

  • 02.01.2011 2:58 PM PDT

Member since: 1/31/2011
This would have been better had you been here for a lot longer.

[Edited on 02.01.2011 2:58 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 2:58 PM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

Make the mountain climbing mini game harder, heck even children are able to complete it.

  • 02.01.2011 2:59 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Are you working on the cure for cancer?!

  • 02.01.2011 2:59 PM PDT

Awesome

  • 02.01.2011 3:00 PM PDT

The Game


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Enlighten me as to where this RPG can be found.
You're already playing it. Or are you? I suppose that you require a life to play.

  • 02.01.2011 3:00 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

:D

  • 02.01.2011 3:00 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

HOLY -blam!- THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!


IS TU4 set sometime around Christmas of Next year? That's about as much as I can stand to play Life. It's fun and it has a lot of re playability, but without a title update, it will eventually get old.

  • 02.01.2011 3:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Join this for love from me

Excuse me but I believe that the guns are OP, I mean one shot for a kill? That's hardly realistic. And fix that cancer bug.

[Edited on 02.01.2011 3:06 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 3:02 PM PDT

Posted by: OPs Dad
Excuse me but I believe that the guns are OP, I mean one shot to the for a kill? That's hardly realistic. And fix that cancer bug.

I think you accidentally a word.

  • 02.01.2011 3:02 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

We're slowly figuring you out. The fact that black holes can only be seen 2-dimensionally means that could open up the theory of existence being a hologram.

  • 02.01.2011 3:04 PM PDT
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I suggest an intelligence boost to all players. I am tired to running into players with very low intelligence.

  • 02.01.2011 3:05 PM PDT

No signature found? Well that's odd!

Epic thread! Can't wait for these updates, but what about the penor size glitch?

  • 02.01.2011 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Posted by: OPs Dad
Excuse me but I believe that the guns are OP, I mean one shot to the for a kill? That's hardly realistic. And fix that cancer bug.

I think you accidentally a word.
Woops daisy, Thanks for pointing that out.

  • 02.01.2011 3:07 PM PDT

Floodians whom I'm in a love square with:

camer guy 65
D A F T (daft_punk)
Sacred Flea

I watch this on loop when I'm bored.

Can we have a patch that allows us to travel to previous periods, sort of like a time machine or something? A lot of us weren't members when the Medievil era started and we missed out on some great content apparently.

  • 02.01.2011 3:07 PM PDT

Hi

This... is...

  • 02.01.2011 3:07 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I was hoping for a Title Update soon. I've been unable to locate my mount for what seems like months.

Will there be an update for the "STD" affliction? There's a few that have glitched and cannot be removed. Maybe update it so all are removable?

I'd like to request a possible terraforming kit. There's some mountains and stuff that need to be fixed.

Lastly, under the Religion function, there's an option titled "Zealot", and I've noticed that it's made some users become inconveniences for others. Could that either be nerfed or deleted? It's starting to get on my nerves.

[Edited on 02.01.2011 3:09 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 3:08 PM PDT
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Solving problems you could have solved by yourself since 1968.
[i]- Veteran Stormtrooper Clarke of the Ordo Malleus[/i]

Life is too short to get irritated because someone's preferences differ from yours.
~ACP Cataclysm

Something that I'd like to see is extremely accelerated technological growth. Instead of having it fit the x^2 line, I think it should be a lot faster. Also, can you please get rid of the Law Conservation of Energy and Mass? It's really limiting everyone.

  • 02.01.2011 3:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

Epic.

  • 02.01.2011 3:10 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Oh, and I remember a long time ago you mentioned something about a Kinesis DLC. Any progress on that, or has that been scrapped?

  • 02.01.2011 3:10 PM PDT

=D

Hi there.
I'd like to report a graphical glitch that makes everything over a certain distance blurry.
Right now, I'm using a community-made patch (glasses.patch), but I'm afraid that it won't always be available.
Please fix this problem because it can cause some unnecessary annoyances.

Sincerely, Me.

  • 02.01.2011 3:17 PM PDT