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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.
Dear God
I think my account may have some serious glitches.
When I was at the age of eighteen and my tutorial was finished, I tried to make money. But it seemed it was not in any boxes scattered around the countryside! Glitch? Or did anyone else suffer this problem?
Also, when I tried to sneak attack someone: it did not give me a damage multiplier! It just did as much damage as ever. I don't think their health bar was down to 80%.
Normal?
Then a clan of blue wearing people cam up to me. They were ganging up on me. I picked up a stone earlier, but even though my accuracy was level 78 the stone missed. They then proceeded to hit me with their bare fists! They must've had a damn high strength level, because after two hits I was down.
After I had been in a place were all kinds of unshaven gathered. I was set free. But I suffered one problem. My soap was way too slippery. And also, when I wanted to pick it up: I felt a bit uncomfortable in my pooper. Are any of you experiencing these glitches.
So, after I was back in the outside world again. I went to my wife. But she didn't even want to see me. I don't get it! I had 87% charm! I tried but she wouldn't listen. So I tried a Renegade interrupt and I hit her. She ran inside, so I followed. I also grabbed a knife. She had protection on the first night we met, so I guessed her defense stats would be able to take a few punches.
Guess what!
I just sliced her once and she fell down! Maybe someone already used a magic spell on her? Or was this a major glitch?
I decided I should get out and find myself a mount. So I went to the local car dealer. I only had 20 bucks on me, so I decided that with enough stealth, I could just take one and bribe a guard later. So I took a car. But I did not have the keys.
I figured this had to be an easter egg. This mount was probably the prize of a boss battle. The car dealer.
So I took the knife and ran straight at him. I was not happy, I was prepared for a much harder fight. Is it just my account? Or did somebody else have the exact same problem?
The dealer had some loot, but not the keys for this car. He did have the keys for a big BMW. So I took that and drove off. Then I saw something: the blue-wearing clan. Again they followed me. Their mounts had flashlights. Hackers, maybe? So I sped up. I saw a can of Red Bull, so I drank it. It felt like I got a major health boost. So maybe I could do what I was thinking of. I turned around and rammed the blue-wearing clan. I must've done at least -900 hitpoints in total. One thing bothered me though. A sticky red fluid was forming inside their mounts. Was this an armor effect I did not know of?
At last some men wearing masks and helmets came to me. I was tired, which was weird. I could've sworn my fatigue was at a higher level. They had shields. I thought this to be funny, because that meant their defense stats must've been pretty low. So I ran at them, swinging my knife. Then, the most glitched part I have ever seen happened. They had these weird shaped sticks you know, but when they pulled something, it spread fire. And it made a lot of noise. So they pulled a trigger and it hurt like hell! Even though my health was well trained I went down in a matter of seconds.
So I want to tell you that I think your game was hacked. I wouldn't worry about the blue-wearing clan too much. They are not that hard to defeat. But these shield carrying guys are pro's. You should beware...
From your fan,
Alexander