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Subject: Title Update 4 is on its way! Make the world the way you want it!

Hello there.

Can you look into the acne debuff? I seriously think something about it is broken.

  • 02.02.2011 7:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: The one God
I call shenanigans.

  • 02.02.2011 8:41 AM PDT

Can you look into the tutorial island program? Many skills learned are not used within the actual game, such as chemistry, geometry, and calculus. Many people also can not pass tutorial island, and are not able to complete the game with any credits.

Also, may we have some sort of prefrence list for the program "girl.exe"? I can't seem to make her use the smile emote, and my actions mostly end in the program refusing my advances.

And as my last question, when will the DLC "Mind-Bleach" be available? Many have created variants of it, but some things just can't be wiped unless by a true programmer, such as the user-created mini-vids called "shock-sites."

  • 02.02.2011 9:14 AM PDT

Indie video game designer and relatively good photoshopper.

Two wrongs do not make a right, however three wrongs do make a
delicious bedtime snack if served with warm milk.

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Posted by: Bungie Sam
Enlighten me as to where this RPG can be found.

  • 02.02.2011 9:16 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman

When is the Zombie DLC expected to arrive?

  • 02.02.2011 9:28 AM PDT

DIUTYAUSDPOI

340083 Coagulated Derelict

"Zombies.Gentlemen at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive,to deter all forms of aggression."-JFK

I love this thread.

SO MUCH.

  • 02.02.2011 9:43 AM PDT
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I just realised that a duct tape brand named 'Duck Tape', with as it's logo a duck, would be a huge succes.

Dear God


I think my account may have some serious glitches.


When I was at the age of eighteen and my tutorial was finished, I tried to make money. But it seemed it was not in any boxes scattered around the countryside! Glitch? Or did anyone else suffer this problem?

Also, when I tried to sneak attack someone: it did not give me a damage multiplier! It just did as much damage as ever. I don't think their health bar was down to 80%.
Normal?

Then a clan of blue wearing people cam up to me. They were ganging up on me. I picked up a stone earlier, but even though my accuracy was level 78 the stone missed. They then proceeded to hit me with their bare fists! They must've had a damn high strength level, because after two hits I was down.

After I had been in a place were all kinds of unshaven gathered. I was set free. But I suffered one problem. My soap was way too slippery. And also, when I wanted to pick it up: I felt a bit uncomfortable in my pooper. Are any of you experiencing these glitches.


So, after I was back in the outside world again. I went to my wife. But she didn't even want to see me. I don't get it! I had 87% charm! I tried but she wouldn't listen. So I tried a Renegade interrupt and I hit her. She ran inside, so I followed. I also grabbed a knife. She had protection on the first night we met, so I guessed her defense stats would be able to take a few punches.

Guess what!

I just sliced her once and she fell down! Maybe someone already used a magic spell on her? Or was this a major glitch?


I decided I should get out and find myself a mount. So I went to the local car dealer. I only had 20 bucks on me, so I decided that with enough stealth, I could just take one and bribe a guard later. So I took a car. But I did not have the keys.
I figured this had to be an easter egg. This mount was probably the prize of a boss battle. The car dealer.

So I took the knife and ran straight at him. I was not happy, I was prepared for a much harder fight. Is it just my account? Or did somebody else have the exact same problem?

The dealer had some loot, but not the keys for this car. He did have the keys for a big BMW. So I took that and drove off. Then I saw something: the blue-wearing clan. Again they followed me. Their mounts had flashlights. Hackers, maybe? So I sped up. I saw a can of Red Bull, so I drank it. It felt like I got a major health boost. So maybe I could do what I was thinking of. I turned around and rammed the blue-wearing clan. I must've done at least -900 hitpoints in total. One thing bothered me though. A sticky red fluid was forming inside their mounts. Was this an armor effect I did not know of?

At last some men wearing masks and helmets came to me. I was tired, which was weird. I could've sworn my fatigue was at a higher level. They had shields. I thought this to be funny, because that meant their defense stats must've been pretty low. So I ran at them, swinging my knife. Then, the most glitched part I have ever seen happened. They had these weird shaped sticks you know, but when they pulled something, it spread fire. And it made a lot of noise. So they pulled a trigger and it hurt like hell! Even though my health was well trained I went down in a matter of seconds.


So I want to tell you that I think your game was hacked. I wouldn't worry about the blue-wearing clan too much. They are not that hard to defeat. But these shield carrying guys are pro's. You should beware...


From your fan,

Alexander

  • 02.02.2011 10:26 AM PDT


Posted by: The one Allah
Posted by: The one God
I call shenanigans.


Allah? is that you? Its been like 8 billion years! What's up man?

  • 02.02.2011 10:50 AM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Posted by: Teh Illusive Man
OMG this brightened up my day...

  • 02.02.2011 11:02 AM PDT

This is hilarious, can't believe someone hasn't gotten this idea sooner.

  • 02.02.2011 11:03 AM PDT

Im saving this

  • 02.02.2011 11:04 AM PDT

FINALLY A BREAK IN THE WEATHAH

Posted by: Bungie Sam
Enlighten me as to where this RPG can be found.


You're playing it.

  • 02.02.2011 11:05 AM PDT
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play for keeps

*Thread Saved*

  • 02.02.2011 12:15 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Get rid of all stupid people please.

  • 02.02.2011 12:31 PM PDT

I think it would be beneficial to allow players to have multiple save profiles. this would eliminate the low replay value. As you might have noticed after completing a playthrough there has never been a player that has replayed the game. You could even allow plaers to change race, gender, time period etc. I know I would use it.

  • 02.02.2011 12:40 PM PDT

RIP Ginger

Spring 1997 - 6 January 2012

What RPG is this?

  • 02.02.2011 12:42 PM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

It seems like the server "Norway" is way too OP, it's luxurious for every user on that server!

  • 02.02.2011 1:04 PM PDT

OP is -blam!- epic.

  • 02.02.2011 1:09 PM PDT
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Wort Wort Wort

This title update will include the company bungie advancing through it's seven steps of world domination won't it? Also if you are helping to expand the outisde maps please enable lightspeed, many users are complaining that fuel costs are too high and the dlc downloaded is a waste, please don't dissapoint

  • 02.02.2011 1:25 PM PDT
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Twitter.
WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

-K-

Pure unadulterated win. OP, you made me smile :)

  • 02.02.2011 1:25 PM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: Chris marines
What RPG is this?

Life.

  • 02.02.2011 1:42 PM PDT

~Z~


Posted by: The one Allah
Posted by: The one God
I call shenanigans.
I lol'd pretty hard

  • 02.02.2011 1:45 PM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

What happens when the player character dies? Does he or she create a new character? Or does their character simply carry on into a new server or play area? There are several player made faq's concerning this, but most of them are conflicting. Hope to hear an answer soon. Thanks.

  • 02.02.2011 1:46 PM PDT