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Epic Win

  • 02.05.2011 12:19 AM PDT
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Can you release a patch the fixes the double standards on racism and sexism? They have become overpowered and need to be nerfed.

  • 02.05.2011 11:49 AM PDT

Posted by: Deluka
Can you release a patch the fixes the double standards on racism and sexism? They have become overpowered and need to be nerfed.


Player interactions aren't regulated or rated by the ESRB.

  • 02.05.2011 11:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.

This thread made it to 13 pages without me reading it, and I regret that.

  • 02.05.2011 11:56 AM PDT

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Posted by: ODST123
I would just like to inform you that user "Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden" or better known as just "Osama bin Laden" is using a ghost hack. It's been well known that players of the US have been unable to find this certain hacker for a couple years now.

  • 02.05.2011 12:30 PM PDT

Friends before pixels.

Can there be a way to nerf the bloody nose perk? It is very annoying.
And can we have a way to ban/pull the characters who have fallen into denial and believe the game Life is their real life.
Also, we have to get rid of the Call of Duty: Black Ops mini-game.
/inb4flamewar

  • 02.05.2011 1:49 PM PDT

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said could never be done.

Oh wow. This is honestly the best thing I have seen for a long time.

  • 02.05.2011 2:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
Member since: 1/31/2011
This would have been better had you been here for a lot longer.

Hypocrite, you joined today..

  • 02.05.2011 2:16 PM PDT

Toast doesn't go in a toaster Eddy, BREAD does!

I want you guys to fix and add in a couple of things.

1. These stupid things on my shoes called shoelaces. They keep on coming untied! You need to patch that glitch.

2.Speaking of the topic that I wrote above. Can you guys put in self-tying shoes?

3. There is this crazy user that everyone hates. His user name is Justin Beiber. I would like it if you perm ban this guy.

4.There are also these young female users that praise the user that number three talked about. Please perm ban these users also.

5. There is a glitch in my server "North East USA". The snow must be on a loop and the tempered is cold. I think in TU5 there should be a control for all user to make there own weather conditions for themselves.

6. One of the items in my inventory "iPod Touch" keeps on disappearing from my inventory. You need to fix that glitch.

7. A possible "Time Traveling" DLC?


[Edited on 02.06.2011 10:52 AM PST]

  • 02.05.2011 2:41 PM PDT

7even is Darker

I think theres an issue with the netcode, some people seem to be able to access online while running an older version of the game... it's causing some issues like war and famine, might want to check that out.

  • 02.05.2011 5:58 PM PDT
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Posting in epic thread.

  • 02.05.2011 7:02 PM PDT
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I hate those -blam!-s who camp outside of the map. You need to patch that glitch.

  • 02.05.2011 7:04 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Best thread ever - Out of map glitch and salt-water glitch - genius.

  • 02.05.2011 7:09 PM PDT

I'm hosting an Immortality lobby. Cost is that of your firstborn son. Message me if you're interested.

  • 02.05.2011 7:16 PM PDT

Doing nothing for the world.

I thought of this reading all that

  • 02.05.2011 7:16 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Respawn times need fixed, they seem to take forever.

  • 02.05.2011 7:18 PM PDT

Posted by: nofatchicks6921
Step 8: Kill Th3 Invader

I feel like an idiot. I saw this yesterday and did not get it, but now I do. Well done sir, bravo.

  • 02.05.2011 7:22 PM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Oh, and also. That DLC that was going to merge two servers together and see how it plays out. Will our server find their server or visa-versa.

And I've been having this glitch, where player models are GROWING when they eat food that tastes good. I think that this glitch should be patched immediately because all the good tasting food is making players grow and also auto-downloading and saving to their normal characters the diabetes hold out quest. And it is unlimited. Also many other disease quests are auto downloading and saving. I've been forced to stop eating cake often because of this glitch.


And also, some hackers are going into other players homes and stealing items. I think that this should be stopped. And also certain "celebraties" have done nothing to become famous. Hacker? Glitch? Or is there an easter egg. And also, I downloaded the hot shower DLC item, and you know what. IT WAS A COLD SHOWER!

  • 02.05.2011 7:26 PM PDT

Posted by: FSV Firehawk
I wake up one fuking fine Friday morning, and you pop on Steam.
"HEY DER NEPHEW CHECK OUT THIS ANIME YOU MIGHT LIKE IT'S GOT THIS SEXY FIRE REDHEAD"
Me: "Oks unlec welco"
*Later that day*
"HOLY FUKING SHET SO MUCH FIRE AND TITS 10/10

This is the greatest thing in the history of everything. I love you, OP.

  • 02.05.2011 7:29 PM PDT
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You should remove all of the people that are stuck in this game and hate it.

[Edited on 02.05.2011 7:32 PM PST]

  • 02.05.2011 7:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: el3phants

Posted by: ODST123
I would just like to inform you that user "Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden" or better known as just "Osama bin Laden" is using a ghost hack. It's been well known that players of the US have been unable to find this certain hacker for a couple years now.

  • 02.05.2011 7:33 PM PDT

KOTOR
Also: Swine Flu
Posted by: Achronos
We don't need a rule for every single freaking thing someone thinks is spam.

Yeah, science needs a boost while religion needs to be nerfed, I've noticed a lot of the latter raiding science users and completely preventing them from advancing and developing tech that was slated for 1970, such as deep-space colonies, matter-energy converters and laser weapons. I think a 30-year delay is indicative of some balance issues. Now, I know religion users have been nerfed before, right after that whole "dark-age" thing, but I still feel they are unbalanced and far too numerous.

With that there have been some disturbing weather patterns in the Australia region lately, is this part of the ramp up for a DLC, or just to dick with folks?

Lastly, the in-game economy have been down lately, probably due to the American issue, if it isn't been addressed already then you may wish to add a morality check to the business class to prevent this thing in future.

  • 02.05.2011 8:04 PM PDT

Call me Ares

"Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you." -Chade
Nothing is true but perception. Everything is permitted but a lie.

The Spartan 1 Project

I have reason to believe that certain moderator powers were hacked and put into so called "pieces of eden"
Over the last few decades dozens of these pieces have been passed down, fought over, hidden, found etc.
These should all be found and destroyed soon.

  • 02.05.2011 8:19 PM PDT

The world is not beautiful: And that, in a way, lends it a sort of beauty.

~Kino's Journey

i've been having a problem with the free runners add on, users can only access it if they have a strength level of 75 and agility level of 97

  • 02.06.2011 12:13 AM PDT