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Subject: Title Update 4 is on its way! Make the world the way you want it!


Posted by: Tonoottu
the earth is ~4 billion years old not 2000...


4.5 billion years, and that was just the last title update.

  • 02.08.2011 10:25 AM PDT

Posted by: Gangster No1
Anyone who claims the AR takes skill ought to shoot himself in the head. Preferably with the AR because they'll most likely miss with any other weapon.

This game sucks anyways.

I'm going to go play that other reality game, by that other God. He looks like he knows what he's doing.

  • 02.08.2011 10:33 AM PDT
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Thumbs are overpowered.

  • 02.08.2011 12:30 PM PDT

Online ID: GriffGraff15

This is awesome, just when I thought it couldn't get more clever, it did.

I laughed at the "Quest causing Cure for AIDS to not appear."

  • 02.08.2011 1:05 PM PDT

-SamHope-

Cancer is a major glitch and should be patched right away

  • 02.08.2011 1:36 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

Best thread I have ever seen since I joined Bnet. Well played OP, this brightened up my day :D

  • 02.08.2011 3:41 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Will there be a patch for diabetes.inf? It's slowly killing my character. Maybe a cure?

Zombie DLC would be awesome to see, too. Many players have been preparing for the DLC for a long time.

  • 02.08.2011 5:22 PM PDT

This is the greatest thread ever.

Also I saw a user with the Gamertag "Warren Buffet" who seems to have hacked the money cap. Can you do something about that?

[Edited on 02.08.2011 6:39 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2011 6:37 PM PDT

Best thread on here in weeks. Congrats OP!

  • 02.08.2011 6:41 PM PDT

KOTOR
Also: Swine Flu
Posted by: Achronos
We don't need a rule for every single freaking thing someone thinks is spam.

This server blows, I'm going to play on Buddahs.

  • 02.09.2011 12:14 AM PDT
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GT: AMalkavianGirl

The gear my character wants to wear appears to be unobtainable because of a glitch or excessive difficulty.
Please make the following items easier to get: Top hat, dresses assorted for 5.3, 98 pound characters, military style H harness, unornamented knee high boots of steeltoe.

  • 02.09.2011 5:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: paulster5315
Zombie DLC would be awesome to see, too. Many players have been preparing for the DLC for a long time.

Yes please!

  • 02.09.2011 7:28 AM PDT

umm...ya, there's this user named Justin Beiber and he/she has been hacking the soundtrack and filling it with high-pitched squeals. Please ban this user!

  • 02.09.2011 7:43 AM PDT

humans are so concerned about where they've been, that they dont stop and think about where we're going

dude, life on earth is my favorite game of all time. i literally havent stopped playing since i was born!

  • 02.09.2011 7:54 AM PDT

-SamHope-

alo fix that infinite money glitch on some of the NPCs

  • 02.09.2011 9:39 AM PDT
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"The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness."
-Vladimir Nabokov

Posted by: The one God
Player model changes.The breasts on the female models were received with much positive reception, and will elaborate more on this concept.
Yes! I've been waiting for this update for a while now!

  • 02.09.2011 9:52 AM PDT
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Yep....

Jeez gosh oh jolly oh man. This concept, idea or whatever hasn't been done to death before.

Gosh this is so epic of win of epic of win win win epic, like woah OMG.

Also this thread is so hilarious. MY GOD THE IDEAS FOR UPDATES THESE COMEDIAN LIKE MEMBERS COME UP WITH.... WOAH... MAAAAAAIH GAAAAAD.

Brilliant stuff, friend.

  • 02.09.2011 9:55 AM PDT

Will the space exploration DLC come with new enemy/ally classes?

  • 02.09.2011 12:18 PM PDT

there was a 404 error on intelligance a while back was it pached

  • 02.09.2011 12:24 PM PDT
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GT: Clerks

Really clever. Good work.

  • 02.09.2011 12:26 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Dear Designers,

I hear rumors that you deleted the Atlantis map pack several years ago as part of the Roman territory. By the year 2012, we'd like to have the Atlantis map pack back.

Plus, I've heard rumors that recent subscribers have found lvl55 Alien enemies in the Interstellar servers. Is this true, and if so, may I get in on the action?

~Dangerously Awkward~

  • 02.09.2011 3:28 PM PDT

We mouth the vilest sacrament
And adhere to these tacit skirmishes
All for one day ideal and saffron-drenched
We ate each other's hearts out of serving dishes

So is it true that the servers are permanently going down in December next year? Or is this just a stupid rumor?

  • 02.09.2011 5:10 PM PDT

When life gives yah lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down...with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

i lol'd and smiled a bunch

  • 02.09.2011 5:15 PM PDT