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Subject: Title Update 4 is on its way! Make the world the way you want it!
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There aren't nearly enough NPC's in the world.

  • 02.01.2011 3:20 PM PDT

On hiding dead bodies:
Posted by: Psuedo
Posted by: teh Chaz
Inside another dead body. It's the last place they'll look
A corpse within a corpse.
CORPSEPTION.
Win.

Saved. I have been in a rubbish mood all evening (-blam!- Khe Sanh), and this has brightened it right up.
Thank you OP.

  • 02.01.2011 3:20 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Few more glitches that need to be addressed.

Could you also update the Marriage function? It's far too difficult to disable the function, and I've noticed some users have gotten so aggravated to the point of violence. Perhaps easier access to the disable function?

The Jobs search list seems to be glitching and not coming up with any results. Also, I've run into a problem where I'm suddenly ejected from my job. Could you address those?

An easier, cheaper fast travel port or terminal would be nice, as well. I'm unable to go to other countries very easily, and it's a real hassle. Along with this, the spiders in Australia are overpowered/oversized. Could you reduce their size by 30%?

Hopefully these problems could be addressed.

  • 02.01.2011 3:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

I'd like DLC that would give me more vehicles. I don't like any of the ones that are already included.

  • 02.01.2011 3:23 PM PDT

END OF LINE

I have a question. How do you beat the game?

  • 02.01.2011 3:24 PM PDT

OHH now I get it... :/

[Edited on 02.01.2011 7:34 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 3:25 PM PDT
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Open this page
Then play this song
You're welcome

Awesome. Can't wait to start jumping with increased height. It'll make getting around while wearing my Easter Bunny costume much easier.

  • 02.01.2011 3:27 PM PDT

I would like you to sort out the hackers in australia, things are really going to -blam!- there. Also the karma system bugs needs to be seen to please.

  • 02.01.2011 3:27 PM PDT

~Z~

This... this has made my day. You win everything. Forever.

  • 02.01.2011 3:28 PM PDT

Soul of the mind, key to life's ether
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel
May strength be granted so the world might be mended...
So the world might be mended...

What...? Seriously...what is this game? -confused-

Wow, I feel stupid =/

Just actually read most of the OP >.>

dammit.

[Edited on 02.01.2011 3:31 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 3:28 PM PDT

DakkaDakka.com - For all things 40k!

NOT me -----> The Sacred Flea

I approve of this. +1

  • 02.01.2011 3:28 PM PDT

Lulz were had

  • 02.01.2011 3:30 PM PDT

For a second, I though this was serious.
Then, I lol'd my ass off.
5/5

  • 02.01.2011 3:31 PM PDT

I really appreciated the Egyptain Revolt Quest :D

  • 02.01.2011 3:32 PM PDT

This belongs in the Flood history. Bravo.

It's obvious you're an alt, can you tell us who you really are?

  • 02.01.2011 3:34 PM PDT
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Cool!

  • 02.01.2011 3:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: AgileElite
I really appreciated the Egyptain Revolt Quest :D

I heard that they were going to have a continuation of the Korean War Quest around Thanksgiving, postponed it to Christmas, only to cancel it due to it being unfair to the players in Jong's Guild as they are weaker than the players in Obama's Guild.

  • 02.01.2011 3:36 PM PDT

HALL OF SHAME
Posted by: Incandescence
Don't animals have free will? They are free too make choices as well?

Any word on the next moderator election in the US? The new ones are inconsistent with their decisions.

  • 02.01.2011 3:37 PM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

You better get to work on this weather system. I know you're trying to go for the whole dynamic weather thing but this is ridiculous!

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  • 02.01.2011 3:37 PM PDT

Any comment on the glitch in the oil well this summer?

  • 02.01.2011 3:38 PM PDT

Thesaurus.com

Plugged in to teh matrix.

  • 02.01.2011 3:41 PM PDT

If you are racist, anti-Mac, anti-Windows, anti-ghey, anti-furry (I'm not a furry, I just dislike the people that hate on 'em for being different and slightly flamboyant) then I'd rather you didn't message me. If you aren't any of those then feel free to. KTHXBAI. :3

I heard there's a glitch where the code "42" or "/give_meaningoflife" wasn't working as most players would expect, will this issue be addressed?

  • 02.01.2011 3:43 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Lol, very nicely done.

  • 02.01.2011 3:44 PM PDT

Calculus calms my troubled mind

In the update is there being anything done to help deal with the rapidly growing player population? Some servers are becoming really crowded.

  • 02.01.2011 3:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: jondoe4362
In the update is there being anything done to help deal with the rapidly growing player population? Some servers are becoming really crowded.

A developer at Heaven Co. confirmed that a space exploration quest will be available in the near future and will come with new servers.

  • 02.01.2011 3:48 PM PDT