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Subject: Title Update 4 is on its way! Make the world the way you want it!

A few requests...

-higher intelligence level for all players
-Simplify female personality puzzle, right now it's too hard to solve
-lower legal reproductive activity level to 14 instead of 18
-Bring in Shaw and Fujikawa
-All weapons need nerfs
-New weapons need to be introduced (energy swords, plasma guns, etc.)
-base number of lives in complex animals on sentience and intelligence (if a cat gets 9, human players should get at least 16)

The title update comes on December 21, 2012, right? You're not taking the servers offline that day are you? Because then I wouldn't get to play the Halo 4 minigame!

  • 06.16.2011 5:01 AM PDT

I've noticed a glitch with my character. He's a level 13 male, and appears to have the hands of a female player model, including long fingers and fingernails. Could you fix this please?

  • 06.20.2011 7:00 PM PDT

I know! I'm sick of the unintelligent people including yourself! This isn't even a game. You can stop playing jokes acting like ut is cause it annoys people!

  • 06.24.2011 10:48 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

OP, marry me. This thread is just too awesome.

  • 06.27.2011 10:13 AM PDT

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank god that such men lived. ----------- No Bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (both by George S. Patton jr.)

There is a major glitch in this game that needs to be fixed.
All you need to do is ADD MORE COWBELL!!!

  • 06.27.2011 10:35 AM PDT

The only thing that stops me from thinking faster is the speed of light.

Yes, my player models were hacked, my two accounts were mixed into one, and the minds are working at the same time, my computer has 40 Zetabytes of RAM, but it is still overloading

  • 06.27.2011 9:07 PM PDT

I eat Harlows for breakfast!

Made my day.

  • 06.27.2011 9:09 PM PDT
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Ad faciendum discrimen

I lol'd.

  • 06.27.2011 9:15 PM PDT

Toast doesn't go in a toaster Eddy, BREAD does!

Is there going to be a fix to see underwater? A lot of users (including myself) are using a community patch called "swimming_goggles.patch"

Please fix.

  • 07.01.2011 11:12 AM PDT


Posted by: BlueScarabGuy
A few requests...

-higher intelligence level for all players
-Simplify female personality puzzle, right now it's too hard to solve
-lower legal reproductive activity level to 14 instead of 18
-Bring in Shaw and Fujikawa
-All weapons need nerfs
-New weapons need to be introduced (energy swords, plasma guns, etc.)
-base number of lives in complex animals on sentience and intelligence (if a cat gets 9, human players should get at least 16)

The title update comes on December 21, 2012, right? You're not taking the servers offline that day are you? Because then I wouldn't get to play the Halo 4 minigame!




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  • 07.02.2011 12:23 AM PDT

I grew up playing your games Bungie, and I sure as hell am looking forward to whatever you decide to do next.

Could you guys stop releasing so many books with every content update?! There is no way I'm going to be able to get all the back story at this rate... And I thought Oblivion had too many books, sheesh.

  • 07.02.2011 12:38 AM PDT

Can you please nerf the USA, completely. That faction has so many hackers and now they are unstoppable!

  • 07.07.2011 12:38 PM PDT

I am god.

There is a hacker named Casey Anthony who hacked to get out of a death sentence at court.

  • 07.07.2011 2:48 PM PDT

Posted by: FSV Firehawk
OOC: nature is fuking ghey

Posted by: The one God
Hello, creator of the universe here with an exciting announcement


Lol dumb creationist.

Funny article regardless.

  • 07.07.2011 5:01 PM PDT

I do not enjoy one of your patches, "Gravity", and i think I am not the only one who feels restricted to the ground without planes. You should add unassisted flight as an attribute you gain through training.

[Edited on 07.07.2011 5:10 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 5:10 PM PDT

Im just a guy.

There needs to be a cake that is NOT a lie.

  • 07.08.2011 1:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Old Papa Rich
Suffice to say that sometime, a moderator is going to end this account permenantly.


Posted by: Sgt pepper200
There needs to be a cake that is NOT a lie.
Devil thy name is Sgt pepper200.

  • 07.08.2011 1:34 AM PDT

This deserves a necrobump.

  • 07.08.2011 6:16 PM PDT
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This is the best thread that i've seen in a while.

  • 07.08.2011 6:23 PM PDT


Posted by: Clone 758
I know! I'm sick of the unintelligent people including yourself! This isn't even a game. You can stop playing jokes acting like ut is cause it annoys people!

Most people play this game for fun, you seem to take it WAY to seriously. Players like you ruin the gaming experience for all of us. You might want to consider deleting your character.

  • 07.08.2011 8:28 PM PDT

There seems to be a glich with the crytek uk program. It wont let me play the timesplitters 4 minigame.

  • 07.14.2011 11:55 AM PDT


Posted by: INSETICK SK10
There seems to be a glich with the crytek uk program. It wont let me play the timesplitters 4 minigame.


PLEASE FIX THIS!

Dude, I'm surprised anyone actually knows what TimeSplitters is.

  • 07.14.2011 5:52 PM PDT
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When I meet girls at the bars I don't get their numbers, I get their gamertags...

There seems to be a problem with my character's genitalia. It's really small compared to other characters - is there an easy fix or patch to this?

  • 07.15.2011 10:26 PM PDT

-BLAM!-

morphing

  • 07.16.2011 11:03 AM PDT