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Subject: Title Update 4 is on its way! Make the world the way you want it!
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Why do hotdogs come 10 in a pack when hotdog buns only come 8 in a pack? There's 2 buns missin'...

How about an auto-upkeep for my house so I don't keep having to check the mail for bills, thanks.

  • 02.01.2011 4:39 PM PDT

ZOMG biggest update ever!!

  • 02.01.2011 4:40 PM PDT

I put the laughter in manslaughter

care to fix the respawn rates? they friggin suck...

  • 02.01.2011 4:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Baph117
This is an incredible step forward to being able to cure Downss sybndonre mn humans bineg.s

Posted by: The one God
Complaints about bears and hippos being overpowered will also be addressed.


I lol'd.

Good job.

  • 02.01.2011 4:41 PM PDT
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Small question:

Have you ever found the source for the glitch that severely lowers everyone's in-game credits? It happens every once in a while on purpose, I know, but there have been two major ones that have basically broken the game (and before you ask, unlike the others, I already checked the code and neither were supposed to happen). I hope that issue can be addressed in the near future.

Also, when will the next issue for players who subscribe to your WikiLeaks strategy guides come out?

  • 02.01.2011 4:43 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

could you also fix the glitch involved in the respawn system allowing players to complete unfinished quests on earth before moving on to the after life level? many users are unable to interact with the environment and are likewise invisible to most other users after attempting to respawn. This sometimes results in users hacking other peoples accounts in order to finish quests. if you could fix this glitch it would benifit everyone. thanks

  • 02.01.2011 4:46 PM PDT
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This thread is win.

  • 02.01.2011 4:48 PM PDT
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I'm for cereal.

May I ask what game this is?

  • 02.01.2011 4:50 PM PDT

immd

  • 02.01.2011 4:57 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

Could you please add more Easter Eggs? My personal favorites were the Nazca Lines, the Great Pyramids of Giza, and Stonehenge.

I think that two quests need to be changed. The "American Politics" quest would work out better for everybody if the Democrats' role and the Libertarians' role were switched. The "Space Race" quest should have had a second part as well. After we went to the Moon, nothing really happened after that.

Also, Dick Cheney was WAAAAAY overpowered.

  • 02.01.2011 5:03 PM PDT

You need to reduce bloom on all weapons. Right now it's completely unrealistic.

  • 02.01.2011 5:04 PM PDT

y doesn't anyone have a sig.

This thread = win.

  • 02.01.2011 5:05 PM PDT
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I've found a severe glitch where I can't find the final boss in the Afghan-American War Quest; it's really annoying. Will you address this issue in TU5?

[Edited on 02.01.2011 5:11 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 5:07 PM PDT

This thread is made of win :)

Would it be possible to make the relationship quest easier to complete? A lot of players have been having trouble with it.

I would also like to report a data collection glitch. It seems that when users try to access the game's position stats, they are no longer able to access the corresponding momentum stats and vice-versa.

Also, if you plan on releasing outer space as a dlc map (it is currently only observable without hacking) will you also be increasing the speed cap?

  • 02.01.2011 5:11 PM PDT

OH HAI THAR!

Lol'd.

  • 02.01.2011 5:12 PM PDT

Thread saved!

Also, it seems that the bandwidth is really choked down will all of the players who rarely use their accounts. Would you mind permabanning those who rarely do anything useful with their profiles?

[Edited on 02.01.2011 5:16 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 5:13 PM PDT

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham???

Were is the patch for the Iraq government glitch. I find myself being killed by random Iraq Officials NPC's. And the random roadside C4 on the Iraq Continent is relay getting on my nerves. And all those Americans in that Continent is a relay bad glitch how there all just spawning there via Helicopter.

  • 02.01.2011 5:14 PM PDT

Perhaps a simplified Female Personality code?

  • 02.01.2011 5:16 PM PDT

If your going to do something wrong do it right

So how long until the big Lizard and expanded sky box dlc are announced i am happily looking forward to those.

  • 02.01.2011 5:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Gamer Stix
Perhaps a simplified Female Personality code?
Or at least a TroubleShooting program to crack this code? I'd be fine with that alone

  • 02.01.2011 5:20 PM PDT

TL;DR

Edit: Nevermind. After much concentration, I read it. I loled.

[Edited on 02.01.2011 5:27 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2011 5:21 PM PDT


Posted by: ACIDkillzNOOBz
Posted by: Gamer Stix
Perhaps a simplified Female Personality code?
Or at least a TroubleShooting program to crack this code? I'd be fine with that alone
I guess that'd work too.

  • 02.01.2011 5:21 PM PDT

I think I've found another test cell glitch. You should fix the problem with the Platypus. Based on current appearance, it contains a mesh problem and effect problem that causes it to be classified as mammal while also having venomous reverse claws, duckbill with teeth, and having the ability to lay eggs. Currently, no quick user mesh patches have been available except for the unwanted "Nuke Australia" option, which, in the past, has been seriously considered.

  • 02.01.2011 5:33 PM PDT
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Rappeling through Skylines since 3/14/1959

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/the-vancou ver-riot-picture-everyones-talking-about/article2063781/ : There's hope for humanity.

I'm really pumped for all the rebalancing and glitch fixing! I definitely can't wait for WW3DLC and OP nukes getting nerfed. ;D

  • 02.01.2011 5:38 PM PDT